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Title: I.. can't take this much longer.
Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 04:34:02 pm
Please, somebody send help, Sabotage HAARP to make infinite winter and storms or something.

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Seriously, I live in the middle of Europe, why the fuck is the weather like in Dubai? Fuck sakes..
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Post by: Necrorave on August 08, 2013, 04:38:37 pm
Wow, it must snow year round for you.

^ Silly 'Murican Answer.  (Fahrenheit bitches)
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Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 04:44:05 pm
Silly murican, go and turn that heat switch to cold on the god damn HAARP already!  :mrgreen:

Oh, and celsius still better.
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Post by: Prpavi on August 08, 2013, 04:49:44 pm
tell me about it  :?

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Post by: Latvian on August 08, 2013, 05:04:19 pm
only 32 here
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Post by: Berserkadin on August 08, 2013, 05:06:47 pm
Only 16 and rain here, jelly?
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Post by: wayyyyyne on August 08, 2013, 05:06:51 pm
This is truly worse than Trianon
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Post by: Molly on August 08, 2013, 05:12:38 pm
First lovely day after 2 weeks of heat :D

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Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 05:22:24 pm
Quote from: wayyyyyne on August 08, 2013, 05:06:51 pm
This is truly worse than Trianon

 :lol:
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Post by: Lt_Anders on August 08, 2013, 05:25:01 pm
Lawl. I deal with this shit almost year round. Live just north of the "tropics"(same latitude as the Sahara) so it's warm as shit, and MUGGY here.

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Post by: Shemaforash on August 08, 2013, 05:44:39 pm
what do u mean?  :lol:

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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 08, 2013, 05:52:40 pm
When i mention to others, that i hate, really HATE summer, and in general, temperatures above 25'C - i get this look:

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They think i am creepy, and that it's unnatural for someone to enjoy cold... Well fuck that! Summer is disgusting! Traveling abroad to sweat, in some bug infested shithole, and pay lots of money for it - that is a pure insanity!

Yeah, and most men think - "Lol, girls wear short skirts, and showing more boob parts in summer! You no like girl parts?! You my old friend?!!" But that is a completely retarded point... Seeing more skin, does not make them more accessible, and if you can't put your dick in it - it's worthless. If nothing else, it's more annoying, than pleasing.
Another popular argument - "But you can be on the beach, tanning and swimming! Or you can grill outside!". Well who the fuck can be on a beach 24/7?! While every other activity becomes a chore, an average person will never be on a beach more than 2-3 hours a day. And you are not in the XV century! You can swim in a public pool, tan under a lamp, and grill indoors ffs.

And have a look at this:

Rise in violence linked to the heat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23538771 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23538771)


So in conclusion, i want to say that summer is shit, and i really hate it. Can we please build this thing?:

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Title: Re: I.. can't take this much longer.
Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 06:36:09 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 08, 2013, 05:52:40 pm
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All hail the Armpit, I completely agree with you dude.
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Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 06:43:09 pm
Also you nordic bastards!

I really envy you guys.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Molly on August 08, 2013, 06:46:14 pm
I like my summer with 20°C and a mellow cloudy sky. That's just fine for my motorbike and me :D
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on August 08, 2013, 06:48:37 pm
belgium, atleast its not in the southern hemisphere
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Post by: Shemaforash on August 08, 2013, 06:48:55 pm
the only reason i want moderately warm weather is so i can wear shorts all the time, even when it's almost 0 degrees i wear shorts ._.

even during snowy winter i wear shorts sometimes lol
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Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 06:52:58 pm
Quote from: Shemaforash on August 08, 2013, 06:48:55 pm
the only reason i want moderately warm weather is so i can wear shorts all the time, even when it's almost 0 degrees i wear shorts ._.

even during snowy winter i wear shorts sometimes lol

not worth it, keep wearing your shorts in the cold instead, it's manlier that way.
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Post by: Prpavi on August 08, 2013, 06:55:27 pm
Temperature around 25 is ideal for me, sunny but not too hot, perfect.

It's a shame we don't have any real spring or autumn left in my coutry it's either 30+ or below 10 extreme summer or winter and I prefere spring and fall :sadface:
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Post by: Christo on August 08, 2013, 06:57:03 pm
Quote from: Prpavi on August 08, 2013, 06:55:27 pm
It's a shame we don't have any real spring or autumn left in my coutry it's either 30+ or below 10 extreme summer or winter and I prefere spring and fall :sadface:

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Post by: djavo on August 08, 2013, 08:27:41 pm
It's impossible to make babies on such hot weather, yet so much babies are made in this period. Say hello to my son from Krakow.
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Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 08, 2013, 08:31:34 pm
I like the heat. Can continue for weeks, I dont care
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Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on August 08, 2013, 08:47:58 pm
Heat is to bloody much, if I was on holiday to Spain, Australia or mercia then sure I could understand and deal with the heat. But I live in England WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RAIN AND COLD WEATHER?!


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Post by: Sir_Hans on August 08, 2013, 09:15:26 pm
It's pretty pleasant in coastal northern california.

overcast
18c/64f, precipitation 10%, humidity 75%, wind 3 km/h
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Gotta love micro-climates.

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Post by: Rumblood on August 09, 2013, 12:10:34 am
Come to Texas. That's the weather from June through September. And we like it  :P
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Post by: [ptx] on August 09, 2013, 12:20:32 am
It's over 30c here. And i like it :)

Having to wear tons of heavy clothes in winter sucks way worse than some sweating, whilst going around in a t-shirt and shorts.
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Post by: Latvian on August 09, 2013, 12:38:33 am
Quote from: [ptx] on August 09, 2013, 12:20:32 am
It's over 30c here. And i like it :)

Having to wear tons of heavy clothes in winter sucks way worse than some sweating, whilst going around in a t-shirt and shorts.
true that
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Post by: Malaclypse on August 09, 2013, 12:54:41 am
All in favor of Fall on Sunday-Monday, winter Tuesday-Wednesday, spring Thursday-Friday, and summer on Saturday-Sunday? Show of hands here, let's smoosh this down to a weekly level of seasons, weather control.
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Post by: Rumblood on August 09, 2013, 02:46:07 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on August 09, 2013, 12:54:41 am
All in favor of Fall on Sunday-Monday, winter Tuesday-Wednesday, spring Thursday-Friday, and summer on Saturday-Sunday? Show of hands here, let's smoosh this down to a weekly level of seasons, weather control.

Ugh no....never ending colds anyone? I like most weather for a period of time, but I like it to pick one and stick with it for a couple of months at least. Maybe we could do the season rotation over 4 months instead?
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Post by: Christo on August 09, 2013, 04:01:47 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on August 09, 2013, 12:54:41 am
All in favor of Fall on Sunday-Monday, winter Tuesday-Wednesday, spring Thursday-Friday, and summer on Saturday-Sunday? Show of hands here, let's smoosh this down to a weekly level of seasons, weather control.

Your immune systems would go to shit, because it has no time to adapt to anything.  :)

You would be more prone to catch a cold, or some disease.
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on August 09, 2013, 08:46:39 am
Quote from: Prpavi on August 08, 2013, 06:55:27 pm
Temperature around 25 is ideal for me, sunny but not too hot, perfect.

It's a shame we don't have any real spring or autumn left in my coutry it's either 30+ or below 10 extreme summer or winter and I prefere spring and fall :sadface:

0-10 is spring/fall
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Post by: Vibe on August 09, 2013, 09:08:56 am
The gods have heard us and there should be rains today! (talking about slovenia, so should be for hungary/croatia as well I guess)
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Post by: djavo on August 09, 2013, 11:47:00 am
Well I don't see a single cloud in the sky, guess its 40C again.
No rain for the old men.
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Post by: Christo on August 09, 2013, 11:50:15 am
There's already a difference in temperature, if I look at the Austrian border.

It's coming.
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Post by: Vibe on August 09, 2013, 11:54:23 am
Forecast says rains come on Saturday, possibly already on Friday-Saturday night
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Post by: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 12:29:08 pm
What you guys whining about, go get a killer tan man! Dont do it if you have blond hair though, that just looks silly.
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Post by: Overdriven on August 09, 2013, 12:53:30 pm
Already raining here  :lol:
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Post by: Ginosaji on August 09, 2013, 12:55:02 pm
Quote from: Christo on August 09, 2013, 11:50:15 am
There's already a difference in temperature, if I look at the Austrian border.

20°C in the morning in Graz, now it's cloudy with 28°C, forecast says heavy rain during the night.
Yesterday was awful, up to 40°C.
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Post by: Lars on August 09, 2013, 12:57:40 pm
Quote from: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 12:29:08 pm
What you guys whining about, go get a killer tan man! Dont do it if you have blond hair though, that just looks silly.

Tanned blonde ppl look good imo, nice contrast between fair hair and skin tone.

Ofc i mean natural tan, not an exagerate tan, which looks bad on both brunette and blonde imo.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 09, 2013, 01:18:57 pm
Quote from: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 12:29:08 pm
What you guys whining about, go get a killer tan man! Dont do it if you have blond hair though, that just looks silly.

Why would I tan, being in a steady relationship for some years now?.. To get skin cancer?.. And as i wrote earlier in this thread, you can get a lamp for that. No need for excessive sun heat in the XXI century. You can even get a spray-tan these days. Fuck the spray tan, you can tattoo your whole body brown if you wish! Or even better, tattoo everything brown, and leave your balls as they were - so you can unzip and be like "Surprise motherfucker!" How cool would that be?!

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Post by: djavo on August 09, 2013, 01:38:17 pm
Quote from: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 12:29:08 pm
What you guys whining about, go get a killer tan man! Dont do it if you have blond hair though, that just looks silly.

Dude I already look like a gypsie...
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Post by: LordBerenger on August 09, 2013, 03:14:18 pm
Move to Canadia or Siberia. I'd take 30+ celsius any day.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 09, 2013, 03:18:32 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on August 09, 2013, 03:14:18 pm
Move to Canadia or Siberia. I'd take 30+ celsius any day.

get a job
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Post by: Vibe on August 09, 2013, 03:23:27 pm
the rains hath come
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Post by: zagibu on August 09, 2013, 04:24:47 pm
Long winters are boring, long summers are boring, every season should last exactly for 3 months, with 1 week of gradual change inbetween. Monday and Friday, it should rain lightly, and Wednesday should be a fucking thunderstorm. Tuesday and Saturday should have no clouds at all, and Thursday and Sunday only lightly clouded. In Winter, the Thunderstorm should be on Friday instead of Wednesday, so that you have fresh snow on Saturday for skiing. Winds should vary every day, but in summer, they should be moderately strong on Saturday, so that you can go windsurfing.
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Post by: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 05:17:52 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 09, 2013, 01:18:57 pm
Why would I tan, being in a steady relationship for some years now?.. To get skin cancer?.. And as i wrote earlier in this thread, you can get a lamp for that. No need for excessive sun heat in the XXI century. You can even get a spray-tan these days. Fuck the spray tan, you can tattoo your whole body brown if you wish! Or even better, tattoo everything brown, and leave your balls as they were - so you can unzip and be like "Surprise motherfucker!" How cool would that be?!


So you wanna be a blackman with white mans penis? Thats the dumbest thing i've heard on these forums, ever.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 09, 2013, 05:57:04 pm
Quote from: pingpong on August 09, 2013, 05:17:52 pm
So you wanna be a blackman with white mans penis? Thats the dumbest thing i've heard on these forums, ever.

I was going through your posts, to find something stupid, and found this:

Quote from: pingpong on May 24, 2012, 11:26:01 pm
Latvia the annoying hemorrhoid in the face of beautiful europe, a country that no one remembers even exists, much less the people there, mainly because there are no people left in latvia, they all abandoned the ship when their shitty country went bankrupt and moved to UK to become plumbers that everyone in UK thinks are polish plumbers.

A country so empty it has more animals living there than humans.
A country so poor its common to see rich people begging on the street.
A country so meaningless its mostly only known for being part of the Soviet Union.
A country so small no one gives a fuck about it.

Smoked a joint earlier, so my lips got stuck to my gums from laughing so hard! Damn man! :D

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No offense to anyone from Latvia, it's actually not that bad at all, if you have a decent job :) Oh, holy fuck, i am still cracking up, every time i read it

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Post by: Christo on August 09, 2013, 06:01:08 pm
potato
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Post by: Sir_Hans on August 11, 2013, 06:21:36 pm
Rain dance anyone?

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Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on August 12, 2013, 01:39:24 am
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Post by: Kafein on August 12, 2013, 10:43:53 am
In Brussels starting from 27 celsius the air is saturated with humidity. Sleeping well is pretty impossible.