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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Damsel on August 06, 2013, 05:28:34 am
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Now, this is a story all about how
My fief got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a fortnight
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a fief called New Senuzdga Castle
In west Emirin born and raised
On Na_1 was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some arrows outside of the battle
When a couple of Saxton's who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Alliancehood
I got in one little fight and my mom (pistachio) got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your Fief and Tismir in Europair
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my armory and sent me on my way
She gave me a hi-5 and then she gave me my tickets.
I put my Masterworks on and said, 'Saxton may as well suck it'.
First Trip, yo this is bad
Drinking Beer and Ale out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Europair living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, Saxtonese, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of New Senuzdga Castleeeee
Well, the Charger reared and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Saxton standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get 1-hit yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a plated charger and when it came near
The rearend said fresh and it had dice on its balls
If anything I could say that this horse was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to SENUZDGAIR'
I pulled up to the castle about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the horse 'Yo horse smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Senuzgdair
*bows*
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Glad to be of service brotherman
FUPA, providing the cheapest over seas transportation! Book your trip today! EDIT: Going rate is 500 crates
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So Rubes I was thinking. We could sit down and enjoy a beer now that I no longer hold responsibility. We should hang out sometime in NA, chill, talk about our lives. Ya feel m,e? :|
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So Rubes I was thinking. We could sit down and enjoy a beer now that I no longer hold responsibility. We should hang out sometime in NA, chill, talk about our lives. Ya feel m,e? :|
Sure thing, as long as you bring me a souvenir.
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I'll give you, 50k strat and you let me rasta far ride in your fiefs.
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Glad to be of service brotherman
FUPA, providing the cheapest over seas transportation! Book your trip today! EDIT: Going rate is 500 crates
Rubes how much for first class?
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Glad to be of service brotherman
FUPA, providing the cheapest over seas transportation! Book your trip today! EDIT: Going rate is 500 crates
One more question : Do you have any trips I can book to Asia? Maybe China?
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One more question : Do you have any trips I can book to Asia? Maybe China?
We only provide transportation to Europe, all tickets are one way. We don't seperate between 1st class and coach, as we believe everyone is equal. We treat all customers the same.
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I went to EU once, flew there and had to travel bqck to NA on foot. It took forever...
Only reason I left is because they speak english with weird accents and my high ping, also because they never bathed and stank like old cheese
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Americans accusing us of talking English with funny accents, that's rich.
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NA won the English language when we won our revolutionary war, British then became the funny accent this is what all NA schools teach.
Whenn crossing over from EU to NA you have to becareful of the ocean of mountains in between. I was stuck there for a coupke days without realizing it.
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Americans accusing us of talking English with funny accents, that's rich.
We speak 'murican. You English killed way more trees than was needed with your unnecessary vowels.
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Europe is glorious. The women are numerous, the sun is beating, I think I am in love with FUPA.
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Send me some postcards from the EU steppes