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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Johammeth on August 03, 2013, 08:46:17 pm

Title: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Johammeth on August 03, 2013, 08:46:17 pm
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1. Knockdown weapons that fail to strike their opponent to the ground have a 50% chance of making their wielder fall over.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Artyem on August 03, 2013, 08:53:22 pm
Replace all two-handed weapons with foam swords that do 5 blunt damage.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Tore on August 03, 2013, 08:54:16 pm
Quote from: Artyem on August 03, 2013, 08:53:22 pm
Replace all two-handed weapons with foam swords that do 5 blunt damage.

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Would still be op
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Dooz on August 03, 2013, 08:55:19 pm
you did it again
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Macropus on August 03, 2013, 08:59:29 pm
I was killed while typing "No problem" in the teamchat. Nerf politeness!
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Patoson on August 03, 2013, 09:02:42 pm
I get killed by people with half or 1/3 of my ping 99% of the time. Nerf people with low ping!!!
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Blade on August 03, 2013, 09:04:14 pm
Turn that flaming katana into Play-Doh.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Malaclypse on August 03, 2013, 09:40:27 pm
nerf heart disease.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Jack1 on August 03, 2013, 10:00:09 pm
Nerf 13 shielders that sit in a spot so if you go after them they just shield bash you into a pit of doom.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Christo on August 03, 2013, 10:05:38 pm
Make ranged combat like russian roulette.

For every projectile fired, there should be a percentage that it instantly deals damage, to the wielder.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Adamar on August 03, 2013, 10:06:05 pm
Make it so that throwers get a wide open reticule when walking sideways or backwards. Because if you do that IRL you lose a lot of ballance and momentum.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Jack1 on August 03, 2013, 10:12:03 pm
Quote from: Adamar on August 03, 2013, 10:06:05 pm
Make it so that throwers get a wide open reticule when walking sideways or backwards. Because if you do that IRL you lose a lot of ballance and momentum.

If you have seen an American quarterback such as those in the packers, you know you can hit the nose of a coin from 30 meters away while running away from 250 pounds of muscle that wants to destroy you.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Adamar on August 03, 2013, 10:27:09 pm
You're talking about rugby balls or medieval weapons?

Anyway, I wouldn't have posted it in this thread if I had any hope of seeing this fixed.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Palurgee on August 03, 2013, 10:35:44 pm
Reduce turn speed of aiming a crossbow by 100%
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: BlueKnight on August 03, 2013, 10:49:00 pm
Quote from: Palurgee on August 03, 2013, 10:35:44 pm
Reduce turn speed of aiming a crossbow by 100%
fixed
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Christo on August 03, 2013, 10:55:12 pm
Another good idea.

If you wear a kuyak and/or 2handed sword, you don't deal damage. You will heal the enemy.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 03, 2013, 11:15:02 pm
Remove neckbeards from the player base.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Warborn304 on August 04, 2013, 12:25:54 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 03, 2013, 11:15:02 pm
Remove neckbeards from the player base.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Sparvico on August 04, 2013, 01:04:35 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 03, 2013, 11:15:02 pm
Remove neckbeards from the player base.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Palurgee on August 04, 2013, 01:56:03 am
While wearing a Kuyak (light or heavy) and doing an lolstab with a longsword, you get instantly kicked from server
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Sparvico on August 04, 2013, 02:50:08 am
Quote from: Palurgee on August 04, 2013, 01:56:03 am
While wearing a Kuyak (light or heavy) and doing an lolstab with a longsword, you get instantly kicked from server the server permanently banned and killed irl.

fixed.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Swaggart on August 04, 2013, 06:45:57 am
Every step you take running away as ranged increases the chance that your character gets permakilled by 25%.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Jona on August 04, 2013, 07:36:43 am
If a player falls victim to a friendly cav bump, that player turns into one of these:

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and has the ability to run over the culprit for 30 short seconds of ultimate pleasure.

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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Artyem on August 04, 2013, 09:00:10 am
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lol
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Gmnotutoo on August 04, 2013, 10:08:17 am
Nerf fall damage, I'm a ninja and this is ruining my immersion.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: dreadnok on August 04, 2013, 05:18:14 pm
What if its the same thing every godamn cheap time!!!!
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Palurgee on August 04, 2013, 06:13:59 pm
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still lol
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Nehvar on August 04, 2013, 06:28:49 pm
*Castrate all archers so that they do not reproduce.

*Any horse involved in a team-bump should get a three-second countdown; at the end of which it explodes, killing the rider.

*Also, I'm pretty sure that gravity is cheating...he never loses.  Probably has autoblocker too.  Cunt.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Just A Random Pizza Guy on August 07, 2013, 01:07:14 am
Quote from: Artyem on August 04, 2013, 09:00:10 am
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lol
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Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Carthan on August 07, 2013, 03:46:38 am
Quote from: Artyem on August 03, 2013, 08:53:22 pm
Replace all two-handed weapons with foam swords that do 5 blunt damage.

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And then set them on fire and give them to only certain EU admins
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on August 07, 2013, 04:55:58 am
Force all crossbowmen to switch from their immoral, filthy "weapons" to bows and arrows - you know, something that takes some actual amount of virtual skill.
Title: Re: Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.
Post by: Apollo on August 07, 2013, 06:18:13 am
Getting hit with a rock midair, and falling to my death. :|