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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:38:17 pm

Title: Hi Im new!
Post by: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:38:17 pm
I downloaded Fire and Sword off d2d and loved it so i purchased warband the following week.  This mod was highly suggested so here i am, welcome meeeeee!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: chadz on May 10, 2011, 01:40:13 pm
welcome!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: krampe on May 10, 2011, 01:41:17 pm
Welcome to a trolling and whiny but very nice community.

Don't get scared by peasanthood, it's fun too if you don't expect to get much kills but rather to be annoying as hell ;D
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Radament on May 10, 2011, 01:44:04 pm
Welcome !!!
New Horse Archer incoming !  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:48:29 pm
it hasnt been fun, i purchased rocks and have been playing as a peasant/hermit hybrid, its all i can afford.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: KingBread on May 10, 2011, 01:49:14 pm
Wow chadz welcome him i think he will rise to somebody powerfull :) It's like prophecy
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Thovex on May 10, 2011, 01:51:50 pm
Quote from: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:48:29 pm
it hasnt been fun, i purchased rocks and have been playing as a peasant/hermit hybrid, its all i can afford.

Just wait till your a little richer and higher level, welcome.  :P
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Kafein on May 10, 2011, 01:52:57 pm
Quote from: chadz on May 10, 2011, 01:40:13 pm
welcome!


ALL HAIL THE CHOSEN ONE !!!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Revelation on May 10, 2011, 01:56:21 pm
Quote from: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:48:29 pm
it hasnt been fun, i purchased rocks and have been playing as a peasant/hermit hybrid, its all i can afford.

Its fairly easy to get to level 15 if you have a few good rounds, at level 15 you can "retire" your character and start all over again, if you want to try out different builds for example.

If you like the playstyle you're on you should start having fun around level 17-18 as you'll be able to run with the rest of the pack rather than run after them and try and aim rocks over their heads.

Reading this guide may help you as well:
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,11.0.html
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Bilbo on May 10, 2011, 02:51:01 pm
Hail chosen one^^
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: LordBerenger on May 10, 2011, 03:06:00 pm
Now heres a little tip. Embrace the dark side and do not i repeat do NOT kiss admin ass and your career in cRPG shall rise towards the SKY!!!!!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Prpavi on May 10, 2011, 03:18:28 pm
welcome and please dont be an archer right off the bat, grab a sword and learn to wield it with pride and honor.

enjoy.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: nuffen on May 10, 2011, 03:20:47 pm
We welcome the chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 10, 2011, 03:21:42 pm
welcome.

Hail the chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Mustikki on May 10, 2011, 03:25:47 pm
Welcome! :D

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: John on May 10, 2011, 03:48:15 pm
You seem nice...

Are you from North America, or "Europe"?  Or one of those other... miscellaneous regions?  In the case of the former, I shall help you to defeat folk and such.  Be warned however, that if you decide to be a horse archer, or a regular archer who doesn't carry a melee weapon, you'll receive no sympathy from me!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Korgoth on May 10, 2011, 03:50:55 pm
OMFG chadz was the first to welcome him

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Ronrinesu on May 10, 2011, 04:06:39 pm
If you like sexual, mental and physical harassment, you are very welcome to join this community.

Be good now..
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Jarlek on May 10, 2011, 06:15:32 pm
Quote from: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 10, 2011, 01:48:29 pm
it hasnt been fun, i purchased rocks and have been playing as a peasant/hermit hybrid, its all i can afford.
OH MY GOD THE HERMIT BUILD! He has found the secret! All hail our new god EMPEROR!

:P

Anyway the rocks are awesome aren't they? I always take a stack with me when I got a slot left. Also kudos to chadz for being the first to greet him :D

Oh, where is my manners. WELCOME!!!!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Elmetiacos on May 10, 2011, 06:36:47 pm
Quote from: John on May 10, 2011, 03:48:15 pm
You seem nice...

Are you from North America, or "Europe"?
Why the inverted commas? Are you saying Europe isn't a real continent?
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Thomek on May 10, 2011, 06:42:24 pm
Welcome Chosen One.

Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: monsterbrum on May 10, 2011, 07:21:27 pm
i just killed a giant red bug like with my mous, he was frikkin' wolking on my leg

Besides that, Hail chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Kelugarn on May 10, 2011, 09:53:05 pm
All hail HisMajestyLordBludgeon, king of kings! Thy will be done, thy kingdom come!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Baggy on May 11, 2011, 02:26:04 am
DO NOT BELEIVE THIS FALSE PROPHET!!HE IS BUT A IMPOSTER.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Tennenoth on May 11, 2011, 02:30:17 am
And it's been stickied, wow...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Dom.Miguel on May 11, 2011, 05:41:50 am
Quote from: Tennenoth on May 11, 2011, 02:30:17 am
And it's been stickied, wow...  :rolleyes:
What are those words os dismay? do you not belive the chosen one arrival?

Hail the chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Dach on May 11, 2011, 05:55:33 am
Hail to the chosen one!

Coming from the biggest community of troll I know of, I'm not quite sure it's a compliment.  :lol:

welcome anyway!  :)
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Ozin on May 11, 2011, 06:04:33 am
Hear me all! If thy see His Majesty on the battlefield, thy must serve to protect. A bodyguard shall follow him wherever he walks, for he is the chosen one.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Byrdi on May 11, 2011, 07:52:01 am
Quote from: Ozin on May 11, 2011, 06:04:33 am
Hear me all! If thy see His Majesty on the battlefield, thy must serve to protect. A bodyguard shall follow him wherever he walks, for he is the chosen one.
+1

And hail the chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: La Makina on May 11, 2011, 11:13:07 am
In the Northern regions - nowadays claimed by the Nordmen of Fenada, a tribe of drunk barbarians, there is a forgotten land where proud Vaegirs once fought and fell for the glory of a forgotten King.

There, in between the land and the sky, stands an engraved tomb.

On the tomb, the pilgirm can distinguish primitive drawings symbolizing a small horse with short legs, perhaps the divinity of ancient cult, no one knows for sure.

Beneath the drawings, the pilgrim can read an old Calradian prophecy:

"When the Messiah would come..., Strategus should follow closely"

Hail to the Chosen One! Your people have long awaited!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Peasant_Woman on May 11, 2011, 11:39:43 am
Let me be the 29th mere mortal to welcome you, oh chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: bredeus on May 11, 2011, 12:59:44 pm
lead us oh Chosen One!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: BlameMeForTheNoise on May 11, 2011, 01:16:06 pm
He's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum! Hail to the ki... um... chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: RandomDude on May 11, 2011, 02:40:17 pm
Hello newbie

So is this the official "Hi" thread now?
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Espu on May 11, 2011, 03:02:29 pm
No, this is the chosen one's thread.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Senni__Ti on May 11, 2011, 03:10:22 pm
welcome chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Torp on May 11, 2011, 04:58:40 pm
praise chadz, he has finally send us the chosen one!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: MrShine on May 11, 2011, 05:09:23 pm
This is indeed a good omen.  I foresee an age of bludgeoning upon us!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Lizard_man on May 11, 2011, 05:10:40 pm
you know there are always people out to get the choosen one... :shock:
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Jarlek on May 11, 2011, 05:35:13 pm
Quote from: Lizard_man on May 11, 2011, 05:10:40 pm
you know there are always people out to get the choosen one... :shock:
NO! THAT CANNOT BE! We must defend him with all our strength! TO THE BATTLEFIELDS, BROTHERS!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Torp on May 11, 2011, 09:56:46 pm
What is his in-game nick?
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Dravic on May 11, 2011, 10:40:39 pm
Hail to the Chosen One!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: LordBerenger on May 11, 2011, 11:00:56 pm
Choosen One!!.....THERE IS A PRICE ON YOUR HEAD NOW!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 11, 2011, 11:02:25 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on May 11, 2011, 11:00:56 pm
Choosen One!!.....THERE IS A PRICE ON YOUR HEAD NOW!

Be a shame if someone killed him...

100K Gold for his head.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Baggy on May 11, 2011, 11:37:59 pm
10k for his legs.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Kamosabe on May 12, 2011, 03:03:08 am
lol stickied  :D
i bet he is confused as hell.
don't worry. the almighty developer chadz just likes to troll people, but he is not (totally) evil.

welcome on board, chosen one.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Cepeshi on May 12, 2011, 09:14:20 am
I am not worthy enough to adress HisMajestyLordBludgeon himself, so please, as a humble servant, someone tell him i said: welcome!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: SchokoSchaf on May 12, 2011, 09:53:56 am
Hail to the Chosen One!


(@Ronrinesu
can you teach me to do "physical harassment" in an internet forum? pretty please?)
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: MrShine on May 12, 2011, 03:53:36 pm
Unstickied.  HAS THE CHOSEN ONE FALLEN FROM GRACE???
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: nuffen on May 12, 2011, 03:57:37 pm
This is a sad day for Calradia, the profet was a false profet.. :(
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Mamba on May 12, 2011, 04:01:00 pm
Omg omg omg omg!

You realise what happened here?
1 of the 5 posts from chadz in this board was made in your thread and he said welcome to YOU

omg omg!
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 13, 2011, 06:45:37 am
thats because the almighty chadz can recognize greatness when he sees it, by the way who the fuck is chadz? the developer? if so well done bro, ive been having a blast once i get passed the rock throwing peasant phase.
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Jarlek on May 13, 2011, 11:32:47 am
Quote from: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 13, 2011, 06:45:37 am
thats because the almighty chadz can recognize greatness when he sees it, by the way who the fuck is chadz? the developer? if so well done bro, ive been having a blast once i get passed the rock throwing peasant phase.
Yeah, it starts getting awesome when your finnaly able to fight back! But, you'll also enjoy when you become a peasant again. I always love it the first few levels when all i can do is, throw rock, run away, die. Not always in that order :P

And yes, chadz, OUR LORD SAVIOUR, is the developer. Always praise him. Always!

Or troll if you'd like :P
Title: Re: Hi Im new!
Post by: Baggy on May 13, 2011, 05:49:48 pm
Quote from: HisMajestyLordBludgeon on May 13, 2011, 06:45:37 am
thats because the almighty chadz can recognize greatness when he sees it, by the way who the fuck is chadz? the developer? if so well done bro, ive been having a blast once i get passed the rock throwing peasant phase.
Your not important now.
GTFO
Also
Quote from: Baggy on May 11, 2011, 02:26:04 am
DO NOT BELEIVE THIS FALSE PROPHET!!HE IS BUT A IMPOSTER.
I win
:D