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Title: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 01, 2013, 08:29:46 am
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Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Rumblood on August 01, 2013, 08:37:25 am
Sorry to disappoint you, but that Sumpter now has to be traded in for a Donkey to fit the theme  :wink:
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: agile on August 01, 2013, 08:37:49 am
Armor crutch.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 01, 2013, 08:40:26 am
Sorry to disappoint you, but that Sumpter now has to be traded in for a Donkey to fit the theme  :wink:

No other horse shall feel the grip of mine thunder thighs. Donkeys are only good for plowing the fields of Fisdnar (the admins implemented it once we started attacking).
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Christo on August 01, 2013, 08:43:37 am
If that's not dedication, I don't know what is.

Nice work
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Post by: Cradoc on August 01, 2013, 09:07:44 am
How many looms did you buy with those free repairs?
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Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 01, 2013, 09:19:16 am
You are a rich man. If I wore a hat I'd put it down now in recognition of your dedication to peasantship.
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Post by: Prpavi on August 01, 2013, 09:21:23 am
Roleplay>Stats

Good for you mister!
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: KingBread on August 01, 2013, 09:38:30 am
Now make 6/33 build and be fastest peasant ever
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 01, 2013, 09:41:41 am
What did you get last? The blue hose? Even lordly foot armor doesn't feel like it makes much of a difference compared to +0.

Do you still have the sickle? Was I remembering wrong and that's someone else? I still kind of want one of those.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 01, 2013, 10:06:55 am
What did you get last? The blue hose? Even lordly foot armor doesn't feel like it makes much of a difference compared to +0.

Do you still have the sickle? Was I remembering wrong and that's someone else? I still kind of want one of those.

Frug has the sickle. The last thing I finished was the straw hat, I debated for a long time for another hat, but finally decided on the straw hat because I couldn't make a decision and then booze made it for me.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on August 01, 2013, 10:09:01 am
The last thing I finished was the straw hat, I debated for a long time for another hat, but finally decided on the straw hat because I couldn't make a decision and then booze made it for me.

What was the other candidate? I'm asking because imo it doesn't get more iconic-peasant-headgear than a straw hat.
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Post by: brunoII on August 01, 2013, 10:14:02 am
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 this is scary :D
 
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 01, 2013, 10:17:59 am
What was the other candidate? I'm asking because imo it doesn't get more iconic-peasant-headgear than a straw hat.

Horned Steppe Cap, because it's just too awesome.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on August 01, 2013, 10:54:12 am
Much respect to you, not only did you take the time to loom all of this fine peasant gear, you've dedicated yourself to using nothing besides it. Even when it would be so easy to pick up a poleaxe or great sword, you stuck by your peasant morals, props.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Polobow on August 01, 2013, 11:01:37 am
Are you perchance interested in a +3 torch?
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: pingpong on August 01, 2013, 05:57:35 pm
C-rpg need more of this, and by this i mean people having fun playing their own way, not like some nerdraging 2hkuyakheroclones.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on August 01, 2013, 06:24:34 pm
Hats off to you humble yet noble peasant. You have achieved self accomplishment by going for the undesired. For your dedicated efforts, I would like to offer you my services. As the mighty Cock Blockula, I will be flying over the battlefield and watch over you, so that no stray arrow touches your pony or no swung sword contacts your modest back  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 02, 2013, 10:20:43 am
Hats off to you humble yet noble peasant. You have achieved self accomplishment by going for the undesired. For your dedicated efforts, I would like to offer you my services. As the mighty Cock Blockula, I will be flying over the battlefield and watch over you, so that no stray arrow touches your pony or no swung sword contacts your modest back  :mrgreen:

That is more dangerous than it sounds.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Panos_ on August 02, 2013, 10:35:04 am
Am I the only one that believes that this was a waste of time??
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 02, 2013, 10:35:43 am
Am I the only one that believes that this was a waste of time??

Yes, this is the best collection of looms I've ever seen.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: SittingBull on August 02, 2013, 11:47:15 am
You Arys are a gentleman and a scholar!
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Post by: KingBread on August 02, 2013, 02:30:42 pm
What build fit this gear ? Do you have 5 power draw and 173 wpf in xbow ?
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Post by: Shemaforash on August 02, 2013, 02:42:27 pm
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Post by: Daunt_Flockula on August 02, 2013, 02:44:55 pm
That is more dangerous than it sounds.

You can't know without trying noble peasant  :wink: I will see you in the battlefields.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Tore on August 02, 2013, 03:11:52 pm
Now you just need a 3+ axe

Am I the only one that believes that this was a waste of time??

yes

also forgot i was doubleposting D: any way to delete?
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: owens on August 02, 2013, 05:52:53 pm
If only arys wasnt such a dickwad in game.




I advise reading some of the new players guides.The strength stat lets you use higher tier gear.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 02, 2013, 06:05:13 pm
The epitome of a leecher...

What a waste of time in such a great game.  Peasant scum, get back in the fields.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: BarBeQ on August 02, 2013, 06:10:05 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 02, 2013, 09:32:52 pm
If only arys wasnt such a dickwad in game.




I advise reading some of the new players guides.The strength stat lets you use higher tier gear.

Being called a dickwad by a PK player.  :lol:

Normally the build I use for this is 24-15, though currently I am 21-18. The 7 to 8 PS difference for these weapons is pretty big, so i'm either going to bite the bullet and go 24-18 or retire and go back to 24-15.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Rain on August 03, 2013, 02:47:05 am
This is really awesome Arys grats my man 8-)
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on August 03, 2013, 03:09:04 am
boy I've a +3 trident +3 sickle +3 pickaxe +3 long dagger +3 worn robe +3 khergit leather dress +3 steppe armor  those items are ok but what you ve achieved makes me want to loom my +1 felt hat ( which has been +1 since 1 1/2 years)
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Post by: Taser on August 03, 2013, 04:44:51 am
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GJ Arys.
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Post by: Dalfador on August 03, 2013, 05:05:22 am
Couldn't help but think of the old Final Boss's Heirloom Pack thread picture.

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Post by: Malaclypse on August 03, 2013, 05:36:16 am
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GJ Arys.

My reaction whenever I see this GIF:

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Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 04, 2013, 08:26:59 am
Got a ^1 from FrugFrug, Second goal in cRPG complete.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 04, 2013, 09:14:15 am
Am I the only one that believes that this was a waste of time??
It's not the destination it's the journey...
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 04, 2013, 12:29:19 pm
It's not the destination it's the journey...

I have grown quite a bit in my trials and tribulations regarding peasant gear. It's mainly grown me into a better drinker.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Fartface on August 04, 2013, 01:22:24 pm
I love you.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 04, 2013, 02:38:45 pm
No one drinks like el presidentay...

Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 04, 2013, 05:58:53 pm
Arys... I don't... I just...

sigh
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Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Polobow on August 04, 2013, 10:12:57 pm
I was serious about my +3 torch offer  :P.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 04, 2013, 11:02:05 pm
Arys... I don't... I just...

sigh
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I still have your Free Peasant application laying around here somewhere Dex, it's never too late.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 05, 2013, 03:13:23 am
Hah I wouldn't make a very good peasant, what with my gratuitous amounts of armor
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 05, 2013, 12:26:44 pm
Hah I wouldn't make a very good peasant, what with my gratuitous amounts of armor

Neckbeard.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Heibai on August 05, 2013, 08:25:14 pm
Seems totally worth and legit for me :D

Btw how does it feel to be a badass peasant?
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Jarold on August 06, 2013, 12:41:24 am
Well now that your goal is complete, O Most Honorable Peasant, giff me loomz.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Templar_Steevee on August 07, 2013, 04:35:17 pm
Now make 6/33 build and be fastest peasant ever
Too late, QuickScythe owned by Tommy got build like that ^^
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: pOLLACABALLO on August 07, 2013, 07:01:02 pm
i give you 150k for that leather gloves lol :D
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 16, 2013, 12:09:53 pm
i give you 150k for that leather gloves lol :D

I see too many of those offers on the marketplace unfortunately. Leather gloves are awesome. 6g upkeep, 5 armor, and .1 weight.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Templar_Steevee on August 16, 2013, 12:17:04 pm
Light spiked club is a op pesant wrapon, you can kill with it a plated guy  :D
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 16, 2013, 12:27:12 pm
Light spiked club is a op pesant wrapon, you can kill with it a plated guy  :D

That's true, it would be even more OP if its said "knockdown" actually worked. Some day we peasant's can hope it will knockdown full plated neckbeards.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Kafein on August 16, 2013, 03:34:47 pm
my deli cap is still +0 :(
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Post by: Templar_Steevee on August 16, 2013, 03:51:06 pm
I have on +3 probably most uncommon in use head armor- green arena helmet, or like my friends name it: bike helmet  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Ronin on August 16, 2013, 08:48:03 pm
Anyone selling elders rondel dagger?
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Post by: Angantyr on August 17, 2013, 06:13:46 pm
A Ser dressed as one of the smallfolk?
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Post by: Herkkutatti666 on August 17, 2013, 06:17:45 pm
I have on +3 probably most uncommon in use head armor- green arena helmet, or like my friends name it: bike helmet  :mrgreen:
my +3 arming cap is unique.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Malaclypse on August 17, 2013, 09:32:23 pm
Man all these people saying it was a waste of heirloom points/time don't get it. Like, a +0 Mallet is great, a +0 Longsword is great, a +0 Awlpike is great etc. Peasant weapons are the MOST worthwhile thing to heirloom because most weapons/armor are awesome at +0- they gain considerably more advantage from upping.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Jarold on August 17, 2013, 10:03:52 pm
I can start my goal now, looming my first weapon!
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on August 19, 2013, 02:05:40 am
Dayum i could have bought like 12 +3 weapons with those looms...
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: Jona on August 20, 2013, 04:34:32 am
That's true, it would be even more OP if its said "knockdown" actually worked. Some day we peasant's can hope it will knockdown full plated neckbeards.

Diary Entry #37
8:54PM EST 08/19/13

I can't believe my eyes. During an attack on a helpless maiden in the village of Nova Tasjunat, I had witnessed it for the very first time.  This, to my knowledge, is the first documented occurrence of said event.  What i saw was thought to be impossible.  It was said to be a thing of legend.  The only hope for its existence stemmed from what many regarded as a "typo." 

I... I beheld someone beating back a bandit raider, flailing his light spiked mace wildly at his foe. And then, upon striking said foe square in the chest, the raider crumpled backwards and fell to the ground. And yet... he... he was still alive! ALIVE! This raider had been successfully knocked down by a mere archer using such a peasant weapon!

Hear ye, hear ye! The light spiked mace is weak and useless no more! For such a wimpy man to wield it so effectively, it must not be hard at all! Let us rejoice at the buffing of the light spiked mace! All rush to yonder marketplaces and stock up for these are sure to sell out fast!

Why I bother shouting at imaginary people, telling them to run to a market, in my private diary is beyond even my own comprehension.  Maybe it is just because I wish I had real friends... knew real people. Perhaps I shall explore this odd psychosis of mine further in entry #38.




Signed,

Jona
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 20, 2013, 07:21:43 pm
That's cool if they actually fixed the light spiked mace to have knockdown (but doesn't it do pierce damage, not blunt?)
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 21, 2013, 10:47:58 am
That's cool if they actually fixed the light spiked mace to have knockdown (but doesn't it do pierce damage, not blunt?)

Yes, and that is why it doesn't knockdown. The item balancers and dev team know the Light Spiked Club would be detrimental to the Semenstorm clan if it actually had knockdown.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 11, 2013, 09:26:02 am
Diary Entry #37
8:54PM EST 08/19/13

I can't believe my eyes. During an attack on a helpless maiden in the village of Nova Tasjunat, I had witnessed it for the very first time.  This, to my knowledge, is the first documented occurrence of said event.  What i saw was thought to be impossible.  It was said to be a thing of legend.  The only hope for its existence stemmed from what many regarded as a "typo." 

I... I beheld someone beating back a bandit raider, flailing his light spiked mace wildly at his foe. And then, upon striking said foe square in the chest, the raider crumpled backwards and fell to the ground. And yet... he... he was still alive! ALIVE! This raider had been successfully knocked down by a mere archer using such a peasant weapon!

Hear ye, hear ye! The light spiked mace is weak and useless no more! For such a wimpy man to wield it so effectively, it must not be hard at all! Let us rejoice at the buffing of the light spiked mace! All rush to yonder marketplaces and stock up for these are sure to sell out fast!

Why I bother shouting at imaginary people, telling them to run to a market, in my private diary is beyond even my own comprehension.  Maybe it is just because I wish I had real friends... knew real people. Perhaps I shall explore this odd psychosis of mine further in entry #38.




Signed,

Jona

Oh shit i never read that thoroughly, grand work good sir, grand work. Yet still the light spiked club lingers, on the fringe of awesomeness.
Title: Re: cRPG Goal Completed
Post by: DumpsterNerd on October 11, 2013, 03:24:32 pm
No other horse shall feel the grip of mine thunder thighs. Donkeys are only good for plowing  (the admins implemented it once we started attacking).

Donkeys are only good for plowing  (the admins implemented it once we started attacking).

thunder thighs plowing Donkeys


Someone likes their ass a little too much