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Title: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 29, 2013, 12:42:28 pm
Behold! The Three Messengers of Apocalypse!
 
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Giant flying insects are my only weakness, my most dreadful enemy, one that makes me run in fear and hide in the bathroom, while my wife steps up and takes the fight! Some might fear sharks and alligators, some shiver in a presence of a snake, but not me!
Alligators do not sneak through your window late at night, to torment your soul with terrible buzzing noises! Snakes do not flap their hairy wings against your head while you are asleep, only to vanish without a trace, when you turn on the lights! As aggressive and vicious as they are, sharks will never try to get caught up in your hair, sending you on a hysterical rolling rampage in a public place!
 
It is late July, the time when all of these satanic abominations come out of their cocoons, to wage an unholy war on all living. It is time for me to come out from the bathroom and fight! My dear Brothers and Sisters! Let us unite in this desperate hour of need, and stand as one against the forces of unspeakable evil! Our ancestors and future generations are looking upon us from the depths of time, to judge us by what we have accomplished today! Our unity and courage will be our shield, our righteous primeval hatred will be our weapon!  We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Moth after moth... hornet after hornet... cricket after cricket... hive after hive...
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: BarBeQ on July 29, 2013, 12:50:35 pm
inb4 get insect spray lol
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: [ptx] on July 29, 2013, 12:52:26 pm
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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 29, 2013, 12:54:13 pm
I hate these things too. I usually hit them with something and burn them. My stuff in my apartment is full of dents and burn marks because of that. But I will not give up, I shall fight these monstrous things until I die.
I once fought against a lair of wasps with my air gun, took me 2 weeks to drive them away.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Prpavi on July 29, 2013, 01:20:26 pm
The only things that terrify me form the animal kingdom are these satanic bloodsuckers straight from hell! They fly uncontrollably around your head, just an inch from poked eye or a byte to the face. I can't come to trems with these fuckers. I shall join your fight if you join mine Brothers!

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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Molly on July 29, 2013, 02:08:04 pm
Insects... I hate them... spiders... sooo evil... must kill...  :twisted:
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Angantyr on July 29, 2013, 02:30:04 pm
They give me the creeps too (though or because insects are some of the most interesting denizens of the animal kingdom), but why on Earth kill these harmless little creatures (except for mosquitoes they're somewhat asking for it), just let them outside instead, it is not their fault human houses are built as animal death traps.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Son Of Odin on July 29, 2013, 02:59:57 pm
We ride!
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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Macropus on July 29, 2013, 03:42:39 pm
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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 29, 2013, 03:51:42 pm
They give me the creeps too (though or because insects are some of the most interesting denizens of the animal kingdom), but why on Earth kill these harmless little creatures (except for mosquitoes they're somewhat asking for it), just let them outside instead, it is not their fault human houses are built as animal death traps.

I asked it to leave my property, but it refused to go, and went straight for my fridge... We were peacefully coexisting with this monster, until my wife came crying one day, and told me it was making moves on her. :( When confronted, it told me, that it was twice the man i am, and if i don't know how to satisfy a women, it sure does. There was no reasoning with it! Once it got drunk on my finest Amarone, and raised it's hand on me... I got really upset, and was crying in the bathroom, until my wife came home and said she had enough of this bullshit! They were arguing for a while, then i heard glass being broken, along with intense sounds of struggle, and then my wife said it was over... She killed it with a shoe, and became my Paladin, guarding our home ever since.

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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 29, 2013, 03:59:48 pm
They give me the creeps too (though or because insects are some of the most interesting denizens of the animal kingdom), but why on Earth kill these harmless little creatures (except for mosquitoes they're somewhat asking for it), just let them outside instead, it is not their fault human houses are built as animal death traps.

Bacaus thay are trying ta kill meeeeee!!! Their tiny little heads with the mandibles are moving while with their ugly eyes they are screaming: YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP SOME DAY AND THEN I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They are crawling in little tiny spaces where nothing but dust is supposed to be and hiding and watching, moving their disgusting mandibles and legs, making terrible sounds, sitting on my lunch, shitting on my desk, giving birth to their vicious spawn in my apartment BUT NOT PAYING ANY OF THAT GODDAMN RENT!!!
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 29, 2013, 04:29:48 pm
Uggggh insects, not all are bad (praying mantis are pretty cool), spiders are the worst, fuck spiders, I can't enjoy Legend of Grimrock because of them, and I was just running through the spider levels in metro last light, not even caring, just fucking ran, HATED THOSE LEVELS


The only things that terrify me form the animal kingdom are these satanic bloodsuckers straight from hell! They fly uncontrollably around your head, just an inch from poked eye or a byte to the face. I can't come to trems with these fuckers. I shall join your fight if you join mine Brothers!

How can you hate bats, I find them pretty cute to be honest, have a bat box in my backyard for a nest to live in
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Teeth on July 29, 2013, 05:10:39 pm
Very large insectoids do give me the creeps, I'm not an easily scared guy and I have no problem with any spiders or anything I encounter in daily life, but I would probably not enjoy having that 15 cm monster in the first picture on my hand like that.

Only insects I truly hate are mosquitos and horseflies. I am fine with mosquitos needing some of my blood and the bites are not so bad either, but that fucking buzzing noise when I try to sleep, urgh. Horseflies are a fucking pest whenever I go swimming in the summer, always trying to bite you. They suck at it though, they have never actually fully bitten me because it is a slow bite which gives you enough time to reflex swat them when you feel the first pain. I would not mind if someone managed to eradicate these two species.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: zagibu on July 29, 2013, 05:32:40 pm
I also fear small, eratically moving objects. I have childhood memories of wasps, when they used to BURROW into my room and sometimes crawl under my bed sheets, and then when I rolled over they fucking stung me in the ASS. Really, there's nothing more terrible than waking up to the sounds of multiple wasps flying around in the dark.

But I also have news for you: spiders are not insects.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Christo on July 29, 2013, 05:34:40 pm
but that fucking buzzing noise when I try to sleep, urgh.

I fucking hate that, Can't sleep because there is one of those fuckers buzzing around in the other corner of my room, irritating.

I call Mosquitoes the "JU-87" of the insect world. They are loud, can't go fast, can't manouver, and go down fast. lol

Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: EponiCo on July 29, 2013, 08:05:28 pm
Very large insectoids do give me the creeps, I'm not an easily scared guy and I have no problem with any spiders or anything I encounter in daily life, but I would probably not enjoy having that 15 cm monster in the first picture on my hand like that.

Only insects I truly hate are mosquitos and horseflies. I am fine with mosquitos needing some of my blood and the bites are not so bad either, but that fucking buzzing noise when I try to sleep, urgh. Horseflies are a fucking pest whenever I go swimming in the summer, always trying to bite you. They suck at it though, they have never actually fully bitten me because it is a slow bite which gives you enough time to reflex swat them when you feel the first pain. I would not mind if someone managed to eradicate these two species.

Reason I don't believe in Evolution. I don't think more than 10 have stung me in the last 5 years. But that's only because they always always go for my ear and take their precious time hovering directly above it until I get mad and kill all I can find.
While in older times it was necessary for people to believe in Science to explain lightning and comfort them, evidence such as this clearly indicates this universe was engineered by Eldritch Abominations to torment me.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Lars on July 29, 2013, 10:21:30 pm
I fucking hate mosquitos and flys, dirty beasts! i heard that something like 10-15 years ago there were almost no mosquitos in my city,  then i dunno what happened, i blame Radament, he probably brought those nasty insectoids here.

Generally i let spiders live, if they build a web on my ceiling i guess it's because they can catch some insects, so they can maybe help a bit to keep my house mosquitos/flys free in summer. Moreover, i have never been bitten by spiders, well except once, but that's because i accidentally broke a spider's web with my hand/arm while i was riding a motorbike, probably because i was riding too close to the right border of the road.
I remember i felt a bit of pain and itch, like a sting or something, so i stopped my mbike and i saw a spider on my hand ( which i immediatlty removed).  Shortly after the bite "wound" become like some sort of bubble, which i pierced/scratched and some white-ish liquid came out of it, i guess it was the spider's "poison" or a reaction to it.

I also let scorpions live (the few times i found one of them in my house), i killed 'em when i was too lazy to put 'em back into my garden, scorpions  probably eat only nasty insectoids and they don't sting/bite humans unless you try to catch 'em with your hands or you accidentally step on one of 'em barefooted.
 
Here's a scorpion i "captured" 4-5 years ago, i took a couple of pictures and  then i realesed it back into my garden.  I  put a piece of ham in a box to see if the scorpions would eat it, but  the arachnid was not interested  :lol:.



Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: [ptx] on July 29, 2013, 10:39:46 pm
Wait a moment, scorpions? In Europe!? waaaaaat

Though, to be honest, large insects don't bother me. I love moths and i'd be all over that giant cricket/grasshopper thing, it's a shame they only grow to about 10cm long over here :(
Large beetles are awesome!
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Biology would have been my 2nd choice after computer science :)

I hate smaller insects though and, though i've never really seen one IRL, i imagine a cockroach could make me lose my lunch.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Lars on July 29, 2013, 11:09:02 pm
Wait a moment, scorpions? In Europe!? waaaaaat

Though, to be honest, large insects don't bother me. I love moths and i'd be all over that giant cricket/grasshopper thing, it's a shame they only grow to about 10cm long over here :(
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Biology would have been my 2nd choice after computer science :)

I hate smaller insects though and, though i've never really seen one IRL, i imagine a cockroach could make me lose my lunch.

Yes  there are scoprions in Europe 
"Europe hosts a surprisingly high diversity of scorpions. At the moment, 27 valid species are reported from Europe (the species known from the Asian part of Turkey are excluded). Scorpions are reported from France, Monaco, Spain, Portugal, Italy, San Marino, Malta, Switzerland, Austria, Cyprus, Greece, Turkey, Russia (North Caucasus), Ukraine (Crimea only), and the Balkan countries. In addition, an introduced colony of scorpions in southern England has been known since the 18th. century. Scorpion findings have also been reported from Germany, Holland, Norway, Denmark and Sweden, but no data indicate that these countries host permanent populations (as England does). These scorpions have probably been accidental stowaways"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion#Geographical_distribution


When i tell to people from my same city that i have found some scorpions around my house in the past they are like, "wtf scorpions?!in your house? here in this city?" They are pretty rare but you can find them.   My garden is full of rocks(grass too)  and there's a lot of humidity, so maybe that's why here there are still a bunch of scorpions, afaik scorpions can be found pretty muhch anywhere in the alpine arc, of course not at high altitudes, there ain't even trees at high altitudes.

Obviously Euro scorpions aren't dangerous for humans( my brother accidentally stepped on one once and got stung),  unless you are allergic or something, there are people that can have an anaphylactic shock just for a bee sting.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: darmaster on July 29, 2013, 11:31:00 pm
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you mean these?

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on topic: i have a sort of phobia for such things; why is that thing bigger than the carrot?
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Rumblood on July 29, 2013, 11:44:22 pm
My wife always sends me into battle against the ones with stingers. My cats take out all other comers. Since I do have animals, I don't like to spray insecticide around the house, and I also don't like to smash heavy things against my windows. A fly swatter against a heavily armored wasp is a joke! So if I can't get them on a wall where I can use the bottom of a slap (shoe,flip flop, sandal as some may call it), and am forced to remove them from a window, I move in and quickly grasp them with thumb and forefinger and crush them to death as fast as I can. Sometimes I get away with it, sometimes I get stung. But really, it doesn't hurt much and within a couple minutes you get that lovely adrenaline/endorphine rush mixed in along with the small speedy kick from the venom. I'm certain that some of the players from those druggie threads would enjoy it. So man up and go into battle mono y insecto, either way you are rewarded with a kill, or a unique buzzzz  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Prpavi on July 29, 2013, 11:46:26 pm
My wife always sends me into battle against the ones with stingers. My cats take out all other comers. Since I do have animals, I don't like to spray insecticide around the house, and I also don't like to smash heavy things against my windows. A fly swatter against a heavily armored wasp is a joke! So if I can't get them on a wall where I can use the bottom of a slap (shoe,flip flop, sandal as some may call it), and am forced to remove them from a window, I move in and quickly grasp them with thumb and forefinger and crush them to death as fast as I can. Sometimes I get away with it, sometimes I get stung. But really, it doesn't hurt much and within a couple minutes you get that lovely adrenaline/endorphine rush mixed in along with the small speedy kick from the venom. I'm certain that some of the players from those druggie threads would enjoy it. So man up and go into battle mono y insecto, either way you are rewarded with a kill, or a unique buzzzz  :mrgreen:

You sound like a guy who would enjoy this kind of thing  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Angantyr on July 30, 2013, 01:51:21 am
Was just about to post that very video, guy's a loon  :lol:
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Rumblood on July 30, 2013, 02:47:15 am
You sound like a guy who would enjoy this kind of thing  :mrgreen:


Don't knock it till you try it!  :twisted:

(On a bit of a serious note: Don't fuck with needles. You can get all kinds of nasty blood borne diseases, including Hep C from yourself. Just don't do what that guy in the video is doing.)
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Radament on July 30, 2013, 05:43:44 am
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*replace Donkey with the Giant Isopod pls.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: zagibu on July 30, 2013, 08:56:46 am
Again: spiders are NOT insects.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Tom Cruise on July 30, 2013, 09:34:19 am
http://www.utexas.edu/news/2013/05/16/invasive-crazy-ants-are-displacing-fire-ants-researchers-find/ (http://www.utexas.edu/news/2013/05/16/invasive-crazy-ants-are-displacing-fire-ants-researchers-find/)

TL;DR

Essentially these little fuckers are becoming a giant invasive species, overcoming fire ants even. Not only will they take over outdoors as the dominant ant species, they will invade your fucking homes!. Apparently they like to crawl inside of electronics and appliances and eat your shit, tv's and computers included. If they take my precious internet away from me I dont know what I would do. THEY KNOW MY WEAKNESS!
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 30, 2013, 12:06:07 pm
http://www.utexas.edu/news/2013/05/16/invasive-crazy-ants-are-displacing-fire-ants-researchers-find/ (http://www.utexas.edu/news/2013/05/16/invasive-crazy-ants-are-displacing-fire-ants-researchers-find/)

TL;DR

Essentially these little fuckers are becoming a giant invasive species, overcoming fire ants even. Not only will they take over outdoors as the dominant ant species, they will invade your fucking homes!. Apparently they like to crawl inside of electronics and appliances and eat your shit, tv's and computers included. If they take my precious internet away from me I dont know what I would do. THEY KNOW MY WEAKNESS!

Burn. Everything. I like fire in general and I know insects dont like fire. So I just. Burn. Everything.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 30, 2013, 01:31:53 pm

Burn. Everything. I like fire in general and I know insects dont like fire. So I just. Burn. Everything.

 
When i was a kid, i used to set fire to all sorts of stuff. Parents were afraid to leave me alone at home. I was experimenting with different flammable liquids, burned a variety of plastics, created mutant soldiers out of heated action figures and such. Burned my hand once, hard enough to get it bandaged up to my elbow, but i didn't learn my lesson that time.
What made me quit playing with fire, was that time when i took an expensive pan, and used it as a stage for burning heretics. I made a set of human-like figurines out of stiff electric wires, placed them on the pan in the middle of our living room, read their sentence, covered them with some sort of highly flammable stuff, and PUF - they went up in flames! The main issue with that little project was that the pan got heated in the process so much, that it not only got irreversibly damaged on surface, but also burned a round brown circle on the wooden floor :( My parents got really upset, and i felt terrible because of it... I think my mom was crying a lot that day, though i don't really recall it that well.
But yeah, fire is fun! I would make a good arsonist... Three things in life you can watch forever: burning fire, running water, and living organisms having sex.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 30, 2013, 01:56:33 pm
When I find a wayward moth, especially a large one, in my house I let him out. Silly guy just wants to find a lady and make eggs  :wink:

House spiders get scooted off to a corner where we won't bother each other. Outdoor spiders get tossed out the door.

Mosquitoes, fruit flies, mealworm moths, and wasps get the death penalty. If they are going to actively lower the quality of my life I feel justified in smashing them. I still feel bad about doing it, though.

I live in a fairly cool temperate area so we don't get many large arthropods. I did find this guy in the deep woods a few years ago though:

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Walking stick bugs too, but I didn't get pictures of that guy. He was real friendly too.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Nightmare798 on July 30, 2013, 02:20:51 pm
I asked it to leave my property, but it refused to go, and went straight for my fridge... We were peacefully coexisting with this monster, until my wife came crying one day, and told me it was making moves on her. :( When confronted, it told me, that it was twice the man i am, and if i don't know how to satisfy a women, it sure does. There was no reasoning with it! Once it got drunk on my finest Amarone, and raised it's hand on me... I got really upset, and was crying in the bathroom, until my wife came home and said she had enough of this bullshit! They were arguing for a while, then i heard glass being broken, along with intense sounds of struggle, and then my wife said it was over... She killed it with a shoe, and became my Paladin, guarding our home ever since.

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still better love story than twilight...
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 30, 2013, 02:31:40 pm
I actually find most insect dudes fascinating but when it comes to mosquitos and flies... Fuck them all. I won't give damn if they go completely extinct.

Also these bastards:
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These guys are adorable too but I recently saw one at home and it creeped the hell out of me to know that he was in my fucking house. The dude was nonchalantly scaling the walls and instantly vanquished when I approached it any closer. Harmless and cute but it disgusted me to think about it roaming my kitchen and personal stuff anyway. Apparently they sometimes tend to seek shelter in households during rainfall.

Sigh... I had to lay sticky traps all around the house to get him. When I found him trapped one morning, I at least tried to extract him out without harming the bugger. But its tiny feet were tangled up and I failed to do so. Sad story that this thread made me remember.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Rumblood on July 31, 2013, 08:11:22 am

 
When i was a kid, i used to set fire to all sorts of stuff. Parents were afraid to leave me alone at home. I was experimenting with different flammable liquids, burned a variety of plastics, created mutant soldiers out of heated action figures and such. Burned my hand once, hard enough to get it bandaged up to my elbow, but i didn't learn my lesson that time.
What made me quit playing with fire, was that time when i took an expensive pan, and used it as a stage for burning heretics. I made a set of human-like figurines out of stiff electric wires, placed them on the pan in the middle of our living room, read their sentence, covered them with some sort of highly flammable stuff, and PUF - they went up in flames! The main issue with that little project was that the pan got heated in the process so much, that it not only got irreversibly damaged on surface, but also burned a round brown circle on the wooden floor :( My parents got really upset, and i felt terrible because of it... I think my mom was crying a lot that day, though i don't really recall it that well.
But yeah, fire is fun! I would make a good arsonist... Three things in life you can watch forever: burning fire, running water, and living organisms having sex.

You ever do powdered creamer flash? Works great against clouds of gnats!  :twisted:

Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: darmaster on August 01, 2013, 01:17:50 am
i say kill them all


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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Tom Cruise on August 24, 2013, 02:38:22 am
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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Kalam on August 24, 2013, 05:06:37 am
So many of them. So many species I've never seen before. I see/am attacked by at least six insects every day. Half of those are fucking cockaroaches. I think there's a thread talking about my loathing of them here. I've become a neat freak because of it, and I personally prefer to leave my living quarters (with the exception of kitchen and bathroom) in a bachelor-esque mess while my wife isn't here.

Earwigs. Hornets. Botflies. Horseflies. Mosquitoes. Millipedes. Centipedes. Something weird smelly little things that look like fat, round millipedes. No idea what they are. Lots of spiders, but strangely, I don't really mind spiders.

I fucking hate Georgia.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Sir_Hans on August 24, 2013, 07:03:16 am
eeew that spider gif is sending chills down my spine and making me squirm in my chair...

Big nasty and lightning fast spider.... gyuuahahak :mad:

I'm with OP... insects are definitely my weakness. Even a honey bee will make me prance around like a little girl when they start inspecting me, then I feel like declaring to everyone in the vicinity that there was a bee so they don't think I'm crazy  :cry:
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Zomg on August 24, 2013, 08:01:16 am
Bees and other flying fucking creatures that does no good. I also fucking hate them. Back in High School, I just ran out of the class, closed the door and chilled there till the end of the class, for a couple of times - just because I noticed a flying fucked up creature.  I leave my table when eating, if I contact one even in open space and if that fucktard is intentionally flying by.

We shall recruit Spiders and Frogs to our army and put an end to what is to be the greatest human weakness of all time!
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Molly on August 24, 2013, 08:23:44 am
Request denied.

Spiders are already on the "Enemy of the State"-list. Frogs are fine!
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Zomg on August 25, 2013, 08:46:08 am
Let our enemy of the state, spiders, butcher the flying insects. Let them kill one another. And let us, from there-on, march to the victory!

FOR THE GLORY OF MAN-KIND!
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Utrakil on August 25, 2013, 09:39:27 am
I can happily announce that I was able to ambush and kill two of our enemies.
Yesterday I killed two wasps. I lured one into my meleerange with a blueberrymuffin.
Than I squashed it between cellphone and a cigarettpack. Like old snipertactics I let the corps
attract its mate. As soon as the mate landed next to the dead body the cigarettepack came down
from the sky to execute a mortal strike.

Now I am waiting for my medal of honour.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Zomg on August 25, 2013, 10:15:39 am
Ultrakil, you shall receive an Distinguished Service Medal; for distinguished service during war-time against our enemy, with exceptionally meritorious service. Be proud.

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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Utrakil on August 25, 2013, 12:14:00 pm
Ultrakil, you shall receive an Distinguished Service Medal; for distinguished service during war-time against our enemy, with exceptionally meritorious service. Be proud.

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Thanks thats gonna be my signature
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Asheram on May 28, 2016, 04:05:43 am
Wonder what he did to piss off BEES
Title: The Stink Bug Menace
Post by: Jarold on May 28, 2016, 04:39:19 am
You don't know true disgust, fear, and outright annoyance until you live in Virginia and battle nature's abomination, THE STINKBUG! They love to crawl on you or onto your bed and when you touch them by accident or roll on them they ruin your night/day by making you smell like the devil's anus. They also are mentally retarded, they have wings but they don't know how to use them. Half the time they are charging head first into my walls or fans, but then they will zip by my head constantly with the most annoying buzzing sound and eventually land on me. I swear these insects have no use on this earth, WHY DO THEY EXIST?! If you kill them they stink up the place, if you leave them alone they will find a way to make you touch them by accident and taint your body for hours. NOT TO MENTION THEY DOGGYSTYLE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU CONSTANTLY!

But in the end they only stay in my house for a few months, even after sealing my windows they still come in to say hi. In the end I just deal with it. (I made this picsture, im so proud of murself)

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Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Gurgumul on May 28, 2016, 12:50:57 pm
I want to play this looped and very loud in some public place, like a shopping center. Lock all the doors and make it so that the speakers can't be destroyed.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: darmaster on May 28, 2016, 03:17:06 pm
I want to play this looped and very loud in some public place, like a shopping center. Lock all the doors and make it so that the speakers can't be destroyed.

peed my pants haha
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: SixThumbs on May 30, 2016, 04:57:11 pm
Last summer I had one of these buggers prevent me from getting back into my house after I went out for a smoke.

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Luckily I think cicadas, and I'm assuming these cicada killers, only come around every two years.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Golem on May 31, 2016, 12:52:51 pm
Insects make good food. Get with the times, guys.
Title: Re: The Stink Bug Menace
Post by: Jona on May 31, 2016, 05:37:00 pm
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Ah yes, someone else knows my pain! These little shits seem to survive in my house year-round. Even in the dead of winter they'll often be found near the windows in my house, trying to get outside where they will freeze to death almost instantly... if only there was an easy way to let them out without removing the entire screen and storm window. But no, I'm forced to just grab a bunch of tissues and squish em, hoping that none of their stench seeps through the tissue leaving their taint on my hand for the rest of the day. Not to mention that the seem to be insanely interested with flying onto the nearest person as soon as they lose interest in staring out their window. I've walked by my sink before and suddenly hear their buzzing, look to my right and see it right before it lands on my neck, for no apparent reason (much manliness ensued).


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Unfortunately for you, these suckers come back every year, at least here in CT (and I'd assume the rest of the region). However I've noticed that they never seem to pop up in the same neighborhood regularly. My friend who lives in the next town over had his lawn infested with these guys one year, and while there were indeed cicadas in my neighborhood, there wasn't a single cicada killer to be found. Then the next year that friend was bee-free while my next door neighbor had a bunch in his yard. They'll always be around, but their schedule is indeed kinda random, or just very hard to follow. Luckily these wasps aren't too aggressive towards humans, although they are still intimidating af since they sound like an apache helicopter chasing you down.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: SixThumbs on May 31, 2016, 09:57:37 pm
I'm in CT as well, luckily the only really dangerous thing we have to worry about, as far as I know, are brown recluses and thankfully I've never seen one of those buggers. The "chinese stinkbugs" as well I've never actually smelled but they are indeed annoying in the winter but they always seem to leave here once it warms up in the spring.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Jona on May 31, 2016, 10:40:37 pm
I'm in CT as well, luckily the only really dangerous thing we have to worry about, as far as I know, are brown recluses and thankfully I've never seen one of those buggers. The "chinese stinkbugs" as well I've never actually smelled but they are indeed annoying in the winter but they always seem to leave here once it warms up in the spring.

We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back...  :lol:
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Asheram on June 01, 2016, 01:14:36 am
We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back...  :lol:
I've run across a few marble sized black widows here in socal, its a good thing they are not aggressive they only usually bite if they feel threatened like if its in your shoe or something.

Be careful golfing in Florida.  :shock:
 
this video might be fake though.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: SixThumbs on June 01, 2016, 01:36:46 am
We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back...  :lol:

Cougars and bears are easily spooked though and I don't spend as much time in the woods anymore. The only time I saw a black widow was down in North Carolina in a port-o-potty, right where your leg would be if you sat down, I just closed the stall and went to another one. Bed bugs are supposed to be making a comeback since we stopped using DDT though and I had had some at one point last year but they seem to be gone now.
Title: Re: A Call to Arms!
Post by: Jona on June 01, 2016, 02:49:41 am
Cougars and bears are easily spooked though and I don't spend as much time in the woods anymore. The only time I saw a black widow was down in North Carolina in a port-o-potty, right where your leg would be if you sat down, I just closed the stall and went to another one. Bed bugs are supposed to be making a comeback since we stopped using DDT though and I had had some at one point last year but they seem to be gone now.

Yeah I would welcome bears and such back into the area, a shame all the cool critters that were once around here got killed off ages ago. But bed bugs... time to run for the hills.