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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Penguin on July 23, 2013, 03:07:56 am

Title: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Penguin on July 23, 2013, 03:07:56 am
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
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Since the first miracle in the ice fields of Shulus, much has changed in the land of Calradia. Alliances have been made and broken, Empires have risen and collapsed. Friends have turned to foe, and many a neckbeard has been slain. Through all the traitorous misdeeds of the wicked, the conspiring of vassals, the peaceful trader has had but one mission:To bring righteousness on the heads of those who would suck the life out of this land with their spergish ways. All who bore witness to the defeat of Froyo's minions in the north, who held off the Remnant and HG horde in Tismirr, who slew the vengeful yawshawn army in Ayyike, I call upon ye once more, to fight and die for my cause. Their vassals now greatly outnumber us, and the disappearance of the prophesized one, Pakus, makes our cause even more perilous. But remember, even a righteous defeat is more honorable than submission and cowardice in the face of confrontation. The pen is in our hands, so let it be written that we fought valiantly this night and without mercy to shed the blood of the heinous on the walls of New Ismirala.



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Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Just A Random Pizza Guy on July 23, 2013, 03:25:45 am
thy rod comforts me.

Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: HappyPhantom on July 23, 2013, 03:58:41 am
The penis in our hands
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Gawin on July 23, 2013, 04:16:32 am
You do realize that Ismarla Castle is under NA Fallen. Meaning if you strike us down, I will come back with and an army 10 times larger, better equipped, and more experienced warriors to murder you and turn your men into our personal sex slaves.

all in all, have fun! We will enjoy raping your men like horses (If you felt sorry for the bird Joe raped, wait until you see what we can do to you and your horses).
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: arowaine on July 23, 2013, 05:20:56 am
You do realize that Ismarla Castle is under NA Fallen. Meaning if you strike us down, I will come back with and an army 10 times larger, better equipped, and more experienced warriors to murder you and turn your men into our personal sex slaves.

all in all, have fun! We will enjoy raping your men like horses (If you felt sorry for the bird Joe raped, wait until you see what we can do to you and your horses).

so you admit the fact that fcc is getting feed by coalition ?
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Keshian on July 23, 2013, 07:33:58 am
so you admit the fact that fcc is getting feed by coalition ?

Lol, dont worry you have the monopoly on getting fed thousands of troops and gear for free from eu, we are not trying to steal your thunder.
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Gawin on July 23, 2013, 08:05:35 am
so you admit the fact that fcc is getting feed by coalition ?
Yes i am supplying them with smoke bombs, rocks, and straw hats
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Tojo on July 23, 2013, 02:59:24 pm
First he killed the poor peasants of Shulus in the North. Then he raids and destroy the weak unarmed peaceful town of the Holy Guard  and Remnant. Is this the man you call your lord and saviour?!?

WWJD :shock:
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 23, 2013, 03:49:42 pm
So the Coalition is going to actually go on the offensive instead of stockpiling 100's of thousands of troops, and it's going to be in NA lands...seems about on par for EU strat.
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Reinhardt on July 23, 2013, 04:00:18 pm
First he killed the poor peasants of Shulus in the North. Then he raids and destroy the weak unarmed peaceful town of the Holy Guard  and Remnant. Is this the man you call your lord and saviour?!?

WWJD :shock:

Evidently kill poor peasants?
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 23, 2013, 04:36:14 pm
I don't consider it blasphemy, but the person I always ask "what would they do" is Gordon Ramsay.  WWGD
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: dreadnok on July 23, 2013, 06:41:45 pm
You do realize that Ismarla Castle is under NA Fallen. Meaning if you strike us down, I will come back with and an army 10 times larger, better equipped, and more experienced warriors to murder you and turn your men into our personal sex slaves.

all in all, have fun! We will enjoy raping your men like horses (If you felt sorry for the bird Joe raped, wait until you see what we can do to you and your horses).


Your clan sucks. And besides isn't tears of pussany in that clan?
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: dreadnok on July 23, 2013, 08:20:05 pm
Amazing!     +kaokalai!
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 23, 2013, 10:37:02 pm
Amazing!     +kaokalai!

Holy shit, he was in a good mood. Probably agrees with the rest about tears. :D

You do realize that Ismarla Castle is under NA Fallen. Meaning if you strike us down, I will come back with and an army 10 times larger, better equipped, and more experienced warriors to murder you and turn your men into our personal sex slaves.

all in all, have fun! We will enjoy raping your men like horses (If you felt sorry for the bird Joe raped, wait until you see what we can do to you and your horses).

Also, you'd be willing to take coalition troops from EU, who are pretty much needed for their war on that front, and invade a NA guy. Definitely seeing that as Coalition Modus Operandi in the greater war.
Also, is that a refrence to FCC being fed EU troops, cause that isn't true, and if it was.... :oops:
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on July 23, 2013, 10:42:12 pm
RIP Pakus
The Chosen One
May he be reborn anew.
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: BaleOhay on July 24, 2013, 12:59:16 am
we are def not being fed with free Eu troops. As kesh said LCO has the market on that.
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Nightmare798 on July 24, 2013, 01:05:06 am
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
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Since the first miracle in the ice fields of Shulus, much has changed in the land of Calradia. Alliances have been made and broken, Empires have risen and collapsed. Friends have turned to foe, and many a neckbeard has been slain. Through all the traitorous misdeeds of the wicked, the conspiring of vassals, the peaceful trader has had but one mission:To bring righteousness on the heads of those who would suck the life out of this land with their spergish ways. All who bore witness to the defeat of Froyo's minions in the north, who held off the Remnant and HG horde in Tismirr, who slew the vengeful yawshawn army in Ayyike, I call upon ye once more, to fight and die for my cause. Their vassals now greatly outnumber us, and the disappearance of the prophesized one, Pakus, makes our cause even more perilous. But remember, even a righteous defeat is more honorable than submission and cowardice in the face of confrontation. The pen is in our hands, so let it be written that we fought valiantly this night and without mercy to shed the blood of the heinous on the walls of New Ismirala.



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uhh was the first sentence a reference to the offspring?
Title: Rest in Peace.
Post by: Penguin on July 24, 2013, 04:17:02 am
All who fought and died with me this day:

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Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Gawin on July 24, 2013, 07:21:38 am
Its like no one understands sarcasm anymore these days...
(i think Daruvian likes me... he keeps - my posts)
Title: Re: The beginning of the end.
Post by: Penguin on July 24, 2013, 07:37:18 am
Its like no one understands sarcasm anymore these days...
(i think Daruvian likes me... he keeps - my posts)

Principle dictates that I - your post for whining about it now. God have mercy on your soul.