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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Conquisitore on July 13, 2013, 02:55:59 am

Title: War Declaration
Post by: Conquisitore on July 13, 2013, 02:55:59 am

The Kingdom of Balde declares war on Apostates

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Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Conquisitore on July 13, 2013, 02:56:30 am

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Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 13, 2013, 03:08:05 am

Welcome to the party boys, hope u bring ghosthunters to Sargoth cause Mercs can apparently walk naked thrue walls during sieges....... :mrgreen:

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Guray on July 13, 2013, 04:14:56 am

Good to see you with us guys :)

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: partyboy on July 13, 2013, 05:08:46 am

Quote from: GRANDMOM on July 13, 2013, 03:08:05 am

Welcome to the party boys, hope u bring ghosthunters to Sargoth cause Mercs can apparently walk naked thrue walls during sieges....... :mrgreen:

party boys?  I'm there

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: En_Dotter on July 13, 2013, 05:17:30 am

I dont know why but i think this war will go like this:

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or like this:

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or like this even:

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Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Berserkadin on July 13, 2013, 05:31:54 am

Quote from: En_Dotter on July 13, 2013, 05:17:30 am

I dont know why but i think this war will go like this:

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or like this:

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or like this even:

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Charge!
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Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Strudog on July 13, 2013, 10:59:23 am

If you want to stand a chance of winning, dont accept the Krapikulus, just some advice

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Erasmas on July 13, 2013, 11:26:55 am

PEOPLE OF CALRADIA! JOIN THE WAR EFFORT!
LET'S WIPE APOSTATES OFF THE MAP!

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on July 13, 2013, 11:51:37 am

Quote from: Erasmas on July 13, 2013, 11:26:55 am

PEOPLE OF CALRADIA! JOIN THE WAR EFFORT!
LET'S WIPE APOSTATES OFF THE MAP!

You are drunk...go home

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oh shit...probably he isnt  :shock:

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: woody on July 13, 2013, 12:36:21 pm

Jebać Merców

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Zaalback on July 13, 2013, 03:30:14 pm

The picture used for this thread, isn't coherent at all... How Could Balde, be an eastern-themed faction ? :?

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Conquisitore on July 13, 2013, 03:51:37 pm

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Quote from: HESKEYTIME on July 13, 2013, 03:49:35 pm

This is Another Official Apostates Bulletin

Attention citizens, there have been a number of vicious rumours in circulation through our great nation that suggest we are losing this war, and that faction after faction is declaring war on us... Fear not citizen! We find absolutely no truth to these scandalous rumours! There is absolutely no evidence that our friends from the Kingdom of Balde wish for anything but peace with our great nation. WE ARE WINNING THIS WAR!!!

All these rumours of war on Apostate soil are totally unfounded and must be stamped out! If the war had reached us then surely you- the noble citizen- would have been notified by the state. We all know that the war is happening in far-off lands where our boys are giving those UIF bastards a sound old kicking.

We can assure you, good citizen, that Grey Order lies in tatters and clings to the edges of the map!!! Wolves have retreated to their ancient strongholds of Rivacheg and Bulugha Castle that they have always owned and definately did not take from us.

One final thing, Citizen of Sargoth- over the next few days you may hear banging, shouting, clashing of steel or other such unruly sounds emerging from the city walls, if so then please remain indoors, we are performing training exercises. The uninformed individual may be so foolish as to imagine Sargoth were under siege. SARGOTH IS NOT UNDER SIEGE!!! WE ARE WINNING THE WAR!!!

You make me smiling :D

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 13, 2013, 03:53:35 pm

I want to hire you Heskey as my minister of propaganda, or did u actually copy that bulletin from some merc flyer?

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Tuetensuppe on July 13, 2013, 05:38:36 pm

Quote from: Erasmas on July 13, 2013, 11:26:55 am

PEOPLE OF CALRADIA! JOIN THE WAR EFFORT!
LET'S WIPE APOSTATES OFF THE MAP!
(and after you invested all your tickets you are the next)

fixed ;)

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Conquisitore on July 13, 2013, 09:33:29 pm

Quote from: Zaalback on July 13, 2013, 03:30:14 pm

The picture used for this thread, isn't coherent at all... How Could Balde, be an eastern-themed faction ? :?

It's war, isn't it?

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Perverz on July 13, 2013, 11:05:25 pm

keyboard ninjas!

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Conquisitore on July 20, 2013, 10:21:24 pm

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Sargoth is a Merc free area now, you can live here without Mercs <3

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Erasmas on July 21, 2013, 11:37:42 am

Quote from: Tuetensuppe on July 13, 2013, 05:38:36 pm

funny fix

Not really. It is funny how you never figured out how it works.  :D :D :D

BTW I just had to explain to some younger members of human population why Jerry always wins despite Tom being stronger and bigger. For some weird reason this war immediately came to my mind  :wink:

Title: Re: War Declaration
Post by: Bittersteel on July 21, 2013, 01:33:07 pm

I never liked Jerry, last night when i sat on the toilet letting down my shit trough the drains and listening to 'Push it to the limit' i saw an old magasine. I picked it up and started to read in it and i found it quite humerous but Jerry was really mean towards Tom. Tom just wanted to go to the halloween party and to win money for the best costume. Sadly Jerry stole Toms costume and Tom couldn't find it. Jerry then told Tom what to do if he wanted his costume back. It ended up with one faulty mistake of Jerry and -boom- Tom had the upper hand and killed Jerry. Can't quite remember the ending but i think it was something like that  :?