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Title: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 12, 2013, 07:33:56 am
Get your somewhat funny, quickly growing old, shitty profile picture! Enjoy a short chuckle as you gaze upon a shitty recreation of your character in a sixteenth of the original pixels. "How much could such a euphoric experience cost?" you might ask -- well, because I have absolutely nothing to do as leechers leech and my teammates can't find them -- absolutely free! That's right, free! See my profile picture? You can have that by simply listing your equipment in a reply below. Do so now!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Kuujis on July 12, 2013, 08:20:14 am
Another one? Do a f-ing fresco first. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 12, 2013, 08:49:35 pm
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 15, 2013, 04:39:48 pm
Me wants one dear Palurgee. Here goes my equipment:

Vaegir War Mask
Mongol Armor
Mail Mittens
Splinted Leather Greaves over Mail
Long Hafted Spiked Mace
Throwing Daggers
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on July 15, 2013, 04:42:38 pm
I want to see one more....

Items i use:
Veagir War Mask
Serbian lammelar
Rus splinted Graves
Mail Gauntles
Long Axe
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Strudog on July 15, 2013, 04:47:57 pm
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 16, 2013, 05:01:13 am
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I've seen that meme sooo many times, yet it always cracks me up
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 16, 2013, 10:29:20 am
I've seen that meme sooo many times, yet it always cracks me up

Greatest ref of all time.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 16, 2013, 01:09:17 pm
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jack1 on July 16, 2013, 03:31:38 pm
Light strange mask
Bride dress
Heavy gauntlets
Great maul
Large appealing muscles on a female figure.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 16, 2013, 03:35:18 pm
I suspect that he has forgotten about this entire thread. Palurgee, holler if you are around man.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 17, 2013, 11:18:11 am
Light strange mask
Bride dress
Heavy gauntlets
Great maul
Large appealing muscles on a female figure.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jack1 on July 17, 2013, 02:11:29 pm
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Miley on July 17, 2013, 08:06:19 pm
BLACK LAMELLAR
KHERGIT BOOTS (DA BLACK ONES)
LEATHER GLUBS
BLACK HAIR TAN SKIN (DEFAULT HAIR)
LONGSWORD/LONGHAFTEDBLADE/FLAMBERGE/LONGWARAXE/GREATMAUL/WARSPEAR/IDK
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 17, 2013, 08:11:18 pm
felt hat
worn robe
rus cav boots
leather gloves
trident
pickaxe
long dagger
sickle
cute female char with duckface
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Bjord on July 17, 2013, 08:14:38 pm
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Please me too.

Lion's face (yeee i'm snoop lion)
Open sallet with coif
Red brigandine with mail
Plate gauntlets
Longsword
Sheathed rondeldagger
Red boots with kneecops
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Miley on July 17, 2013, 08:16:21 pm
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 18, 2013, 04:22:28 am
felt hat
worn robe
rus cav boots
leather gloves
trident
pickaxe
long dagger
sickle
cute female char with duckface

I felt obligated to do this one.

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Me wants one dear Palurgee. Here goes my equipment:

Vaegir War Mask
Mongol Armor
Mail Mittens
Splinted Leather Greaves over Mail
Long Hafted Spiked Mace
Throwing Daggers

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BLACK LAMELLAR
KHERGIT BOOTS (DA BLACK ONES)
LEATHER GLUBS
BLACK HAIR TAN SKIN (DEFAULT HAIR)
LONGSWORD/LONGHAFTEDBLADE/FLAMBERGE/LONGWARAXE/GREATMAUL/WARSPEAR/IDK

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 18, 2013, 01:37:08 pm
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thx :) making it my new sig
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 18, 2013, 01:38:12 pm
Me looks like the village idiot. Great! Just what I wanted  :lol:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 18, 2013, 01:43:00 pm
Me looks like the village idiot. Great! Just what I wanted  :lol:

look at my char :D i look like a russian farmer woman fat ugly and having many things in her hands so she can do a lot similtaneously
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 18, 2013, 01:45:08 pm
All is fine and well Fuma, the only contradiction is that you are actually the anorexic farmer girl ingame. That weight doesn't suit you :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 18, 2013, 01:47:25 pm
All is fine and well Fuma, the only contradiction is that you are actually the anorexic farmer girl ingame. That weight doesn't suit you :D

Na  I is stronk ingame :D 27 str that are only muscles you can see nothing else and I speak more ingame :3
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 19, 2013, 03:38:17 am
Pelt hood
Heavy kuyak
warhammer
leather gloves+boots
Hand Pavise Shield
sheathed Knife
and a damn good beard
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 04:54:10 am
Pelt hood
Heavy kuyak
warhammer
leather gloves+boots
Hand Pavise Shield
sheathed Knife
and a damn good beard

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 19, 2013, 05:06:47 am
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 :mrgreen: nice
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 05:40:55 am
Chapel de Fur with Aventail
Rus scale armor
Leather Gloves
Rus Cavalry Boots
Soldier's Cleaver
Knightly Heater shield
Medium black beard with thick mustache

Here's to you, diggity dawg

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on July 19, 2013, 05:57:02 am
laughing my ass off, got to get in on this.

Green and Yellow Hood
Padded Armor
Heavy Gauntlets
Sarranid Leather Boots
Spathion
Hand Pavise Shield

Dark skinned Loc with a handsome handlebar moustache.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 19, 2013, 05:59:45 am
I'd really appreciate if you'd draw a picture for me.

Gear List:
Druzhina Mail Shirt
Normal Mail Chausses
Mail Gauntlets
Nikolskoe Helmet
War Spear (preferably holding with 1 hand upright, like a walking stick.)

if it's in color (like Havelle's), i'll greatly appreciate it!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 19, 2013, 06:49:44 am
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Holy fucking shit this is the best goddamn thing I have seen in weeks.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 07:21:58 am
laughing my ass off, got to get in on this.

Green and Yellow Hood
Padded Armor
Heavy Gauntlets
Sarranid Leather Boots
Spathion
Hand Pavise Shield

Dark skinned Loc with a handsome handlebar moustache.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Smoothrich on July 19, 2013, 07:44:37 am
OK this thread has sold me, gonna make a post if anyone wants to give it a go.

Sexy, curvy female figure
Zitta Bascinet with Faceplate
Mail Shirt with Fur
Hourglass Gauntlets
Eastern Lamellar Greaves
Great Sword
Morningstar and Dagger on tight, sexy waist
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 07:58:46 am
I'd really appreciate if you'd draw a picture for me.

Gear List:
Druzhina Mail Shirt
Normal Mail Chausses
Mail Gauntlets
Nikolskoe Helmet
War Spear (preferably holding with 1 hand upright, like a walking stick.)

if it's in color (like Havelle's), i'll greatly appreciate it!

fuck it, i tried

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 08:31:09 am
OK this thread has sold me, gonna make a post if anyone wants to give it a go.

Sexy, curvy female figure
Zitta Bascinet with Faceplate
Mail Shirt with Fur
Hourglass Gauntlets
Eastern Lamellar Greaves
Great Sword
Morningstar and Dagger on tight, sexy waist

Here you go smoothrich you dirty bastard.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Berserkadin on July 19, 2013, 09:20:52 am
Sallet With Visor, a big black beard sticking out under the helmet
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Green Brigandine Over Mail
Plate Mittens
Splinted Greaves with Spurs
Swiss Halberd, held in a manly overhead.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 10:17:58 am
Sallet With Visor, a big black beard sticking out under the helmet
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Green Brigandine Over Mail
Plate Mittens
Splinted Greaves with Spurs
Swiss Halberd, held in a manly overhead.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 19, 2013, 01:37:07 pm
Not fair Palurgee my man, not fair. Me wants the nicely colored version too. That way, I can actually make it my profile picture.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 02:27:35 pm
Not fair Palurgee my man, not fair. Me wants the nicely colored version too. That way, I can actually make it my profile picture.

We don't play favorites here!

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 19, 2013, 02:35:31 pm
We don't play favorites here!

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Holy damn! Now this is what I am talking about. Thousand thanks good sir.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: BarBeQ on July 19, 2013, 02:49:57 pm
Me wants one :

Straw Hat
Shirt
Wrapping Boots
Hammer
pitch Fork
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Austrian on July 19, 2013, 03:30:10 pm
Woman:
Orange Ginger Hairs
Orange Lady Head Cloth
Light Strange Armor
Mail Gauntlets
Wrapping Boots
Long Bow
Bodkin Arrows
Broad Short Sword

TY :)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Butan on July 19, 2013, 04:00:40 pm
With or without helmet (the "smile" with the helmet is intended  :P )
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- sallet with visor and coif
- gothic plate with bevor
- cased greaves
- plate mittens
- long iron mace
- javelins


If you need more tell me ! You dont ask for gold but I would freely give you some.


P.S.: I like to crush people's corpses after having just defeated them.


Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 04:12:30 pm
Me wants one :

Straw Hat
Shirt
Wrapping Boots
Hammer
pitch Fork

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 04:22:15 pm
Woman:
Orange Ginger Hairs
Orange Lady Head Cloth
Light Strange Armor
Mail Gauntlets
Wrapping Boots
Long Bow
Bodkin Arrows
Broad Short Sword

TY :)

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You're Welcome
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Austrian on July 19, 2013, 04:25:03 pm
Please make this man to new Picasso.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Butan on July 19, 2013, 04:26:52 pm
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Just wanted to add some details I would like to see :

- evil eyes and facial expression
- longest hair style you want (dont necesarily copy the one displayed)
- give her a mustache
- the "I like to crush people's corpses after having just defeated them" means I would love that the avatar includes a "battering down something splashing blood in the bottom right corner" or something like  that :P

to summarize : a kind of evil amazon plate berserker mustachioed woman


But dont hesitate to add your touch and modify some things as long as you think it would be better !
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 19, 2013, 04:29:53 pm
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You're Welcome

Your style grows more and more awesome by the second  :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 05:02:22 pm

Just wanted to add some details I would like to see :

- evil eyes and facial expression
- longest hair style you want (dont necesarily copy the one displayed)
- give her a mustache
- the "I like to crush people's corpses after having just defeated them" means I would love that the avatar includes a "battering down something splashing blood in the bottom right corner" or something like  that :P

to summarize : a kind of evil amazon plate berserker mustachioed woman


But dont hesitate to add your touch and modify some things as long as you think it would be better !

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Tore on July 19, 2013, 05:36:13 pm
khergit guard helmet
mail shirt with fur
mail mittens
rus cav boots
niuweidao
heavy round shield
jew face
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: MrPink44 on July 19, 2013, 05:51:59 pm
Klappvisor
Blue Brigandine over Mail
Rus splinted greaves
Goedendag
Scale Gauntlets

Prefereably holding the goedendag in some form of penile fashion and in color please. This is the best thing on the forums in weeks.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: BarBeQ on July 19, 2013, 05:59:43 pm
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awesome  :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Butan on July 19, 2013, 06:42:19 pm
Thanks  :D  exactly what I asked for

The avatar size limit doesnt give you justice though  :cry: 
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: CaveSquirrel on July 19, 2013, 06:47:10 pm
- Squirrel on Horse
- Nomad Bow
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 19, 2013, 06:53:27 pm
I'm gonna be a bitch and ask, can you try another one? (if you're up to it.)

Gear List.

Heavy Kuyak
Rus Helmet (With blonde thick beard)
Great Long Axe
Rus Boots
Mail Gauntlets
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: bagge on July 19, 2013, 06:55:26 pm
Gonna give u a pic since i want the old bride shoes :P

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Could you replace the pickaxe with Broad Short Sword?
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 07:30:42 pm
khergit guard helmet
mail shirt with fur
mail mittens
rus cav boots
niuweidao
heavy round shield
jew face

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Boerenlater on July 19, 2013, 07:38:55 pm
I'm really bad at drawing so I can't draw any of you, but here's my stuff:

Khergit Lady Hat (blonde ponytail)
Heraldic Mail
Heavy Throwing Axe
Red Hose with Kneecops
Leather Gloves
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 08:12:44 pm
Klappvisor
Blue Brigandine over Mail
Rus splinted greaves
Goedendag
Scale Gauntlets

Prefereably holding the goedendag in some form of penile fashion and in color please. This is the best thing on the forums in weeks.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 19, 2013, 08:25:50 pm
Palurgee, put up stones on c-rpg.net for 20k and link them here, and I don't need an avatar.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 08:29:02 pm
I'm gonna be a bitch and ask, can you try another one? (if you're up to it.)

Gear List.

Heavy Kuyak
Rus Helmet (With blonde thick beard)
Great Long Axe
Rus Boots
Mail Gauntlets

I'm trying man. I really am.
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: MrPink44 on July 19, 2013, 08:44:07 pm
OMG THAT IS AWESOME!
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 19, 2013, 08:59:37 pm
Gonna give u a pic since i want the old bride shoes :P

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Could you replace the pickaxe with Broad Short Sword?

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 19, 2013, 09:15:29 pm
Up for drawing a pony?


Courser
Lance
Knightly heater shield
Nordic Warlord Helmet
Heraldic mail with surcoat
mail gauntlets
mail boots

Heraldry: 
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Weren on July 19, 2013, 09:21:04 pm
This looks like fun. Could you possibly portray a picture of me, oh mighty Palurgee?  :P

Here's a reference picture:
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on July 19, 2013, 09:30:15 pm
could you make one for me 2?  :?

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Tore on July 19, 2013, 09:50:35 pm
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<3
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jarold on July 19, 2013, 10:35:31 pm
Oh my gawd why have I not noticed this yet! Please for the love of God do me!

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Please color it.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 19, 2013, 10:37:30 pm
I'm trying man. I really am.
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Love it! Thanks man!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Berserkadin on July 19, 2013, 10:38:51 pm
Could you try

Mail Shirt With Fur
Great Bascinet (Badass)
Mail Gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Long Hafted Blade

Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Bjord on July 19, 2013, 11:22:24 pm
You missed my post methinks :c

I think I quouted Armpit instead of you, though.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: bagge on July 19, 2013, 11:26:08 pm
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Thanks, its awesome :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Apollo on July 20, 2013, 12:18:52 am
Thanks Palurgee!
Pic enclosed.
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Feel free to put me in whatever pose you want.
Also, you can make the arrows small penises or like nerf arrows, doesn't matter to me.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: YnScN on July 20, 2013, 12:41:56 am
Dude, you rock!
Can you please make one for me? Actually it would be cool if you can draw as if i'm holding a Kapikulu banner with my left hand.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 20, 2013, 12:43:18 am
All hail Palurgee, the greatest thing that happened to the community in a while.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on July 20, 2013, 05:16:27 am
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Nailed the eyebrows. Love it.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jona on July 20, 2013, 06:06:48 am
ok, these are pretty awesome.  in case you're not too busy with all the other requests...

pronoia helmet
light kuyak
wisby gauntlets
rus cav boots
longsword
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Just A Random Pizza Guy on July 20, 2013, 09:39:39 am
Okay, This is by far one of the coolest things I've seen in awhile.

Here's my stuff:
Pigface Klappviser
Scale Armor
Heater Shield(Dracul Banner if you could add it, if not blue/green would work)
Light Lance
Broad One handed Axe
Wisby Gauntlets
Leather Shoes

Black Suit,
Make me a Ban thread Attorney!
Feel free to make it look however you want, if you want to change stuff, so be it!

Anyways. Will buy stones for 30K for doing this for free for everyone. Will also buy some for 20K for making me one :)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Phantasmal on July 20, 2013, 10:02:04 am
Hmm these are pretty snazzy, if you could make me one that would be great!

Arbalest
Steel Bolts
Italian Falchion (black leather case)
Black Lamellar Vest
Khergit Leather boots
Light Strange Gloves
Long blonde hair
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Mammonist on July 20, 2013, 03:18:05 pm
These are actually quality avatars. I would humbly ask for one myself.  :)

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Mind the intensely retarded look and the ginger bowl cut. Bear paw shoes are also very, very important.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2013, 03:45:01 pm
i was 2nd with request and i don't got any picture ;(
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Bulzur on July 20, 2013, 03:48:07 pm
Thoses are actually pretty good, size is indeed perfect.
Keep up the good work !
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 20, 2013, 04:05:29 pm
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It's a shame Jack doesn't use this by the way. Armpit threw in some great work too  :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Erebosaither on July 20, 2013, 04:19:57 pm
I Love Thoseeee please make me one..Here is my stuff:

Klappvisier
Light Kuyak
Wisby Gauntlets
Mail Chausses
Courser
Heavy Lance
Awlpike

Thank you!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Conquisitore on July 20, 2013, 09:42:18 pm
Purple and Green Hood
Tribal Warrior Outfit
Splinted Greaves with Spurs
Mail Gauntlets
Lance
Courser

Thank you dude
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 21, 2013, 02:04:48 am
Sorry for the long waits, these lazy kids aren't working fast enough.

Up for drawing a pony?


Courser
Lance
Knightly heater shield
Nordic Warlord Helmet
Heraldic mail with surcoat
mail gauntlets
mail boots

Heraldry: 
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WIP

This looks like fun. Could you possibly portray a picture of me, oh mighty Palurgee?  :P

Here's a reference picture:
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could you make one for me 2?  :?

Barbutte
Light Kuyak
Black Gauntlets
Rus Splinted Leather Greaves
Arabian Cavalry Sword
Elite Cavalry Shield
Destrier

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drawing horses is hard

Thanks Palurgee!
Pic enclosed.
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Feel free to put me in whatever pose you want.
Also, you can make the arrows small penises or like nerf arrows, doesn't matter to me.

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All the people that I skipped that posted earlier, fret not! Yours will be made eventually
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Tore on July 21, 2013, 02:31:32 am
colour mine pls  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 21, 2013, 09:14:22 am
Dude, you rock!
Can you please make one for me? Actually it would be cool if you can draw as if i'm holding a Kapikulu banner with my left hand.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 21, 2013, 09:46:28 am
ok, these are pretty awesome.  in case you're not too busy with all the other requests...

pronoia helmet
light kuyak
wisby gauntlets
rus cav boots
longsword

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Weren on July 21, 2013, 10:03:37 am
Thanks a lot, it's adorable!  :)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Parre on July 21, 2013, 12:32:03 pm
This is pure gold, I want in!

Sallet with visor and coif
Brigandine
Red wisby gauntlets
Splinted greaves with spurs
Ashwood pike
Heavy kite shield with Templar heraldy

Loom crutching hoplite, God wills it!

Edit: reference pic
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: YnScN on July 21, 2013, 12:42:58 pm
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Amazing!!!! Thank you so much!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: 722_ on July 21, 2013, 02:01:13 pm
I did a nice pose for you to draw
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EQ:
Armet
Red Brigandine over Mail
Mail gauntlets
Green and Purple Hose
Dagger
Two handed war axe
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jarold on July 21, 2013, 02:58:56 pm
Please draw me.

veiled turban helmet
rus green lamellar cuirass
scale gauntlets
rus splinted greaves

great long axe

please color it, thanks. Could you make kinda like weren's?
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Sanitarium on July 21, 2013, 04:50:27 pm
hi, draw me please :oops:

Nordic Warlord Helmet
Heavy Kuyak
Red Wisby Gauntlets
Plate Boots

Red Tassel Spear
Elite Cavalry shield
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 21, 2013, 05:49:41 pm
I'm robot with eye-lasers.  Thanks.

If you can't free ball it, then I guess, Phyrgian Helmet with Faceplate, Sarranid Guard armor, and CLAMPS for hands.  The laser eyes are important.  Don't forget those.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jona on July 21, 2013, 06:25:39 pm
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Amazing!

:D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Boerenlater on July 21, 2013, 09:43:17 pm
mine plox? @__________@ tfw I was forgotten
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 21, 2013, 10:10:11 pm
Okay, This is by far one of the coolest things I've seen in awhile.

Here's my stuff:
Pigface Klappviser
Scale Armor
Heater Shield(Dracul Banner if you could add it, if not blue/green would work)
Light Lance
Broad One handed Axe
Wisby Gauntlets
Leather Shoes

Black Suit,
Make me a Ban thread Attorney!
Feel free to make it look however you want, if you want to change stuff, so be it!

Anyways. Will buy stones for 30K for doing this for free for everyone. Will also buy some for 20K for making me one :)

I don't do it for the money. I do it for the sweet, sweet renown.
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: PanPan on July 21, 2013, 10:17:30 pm
Pls one for me!

Khergit War Helmet
Wisby Gauntlets
Lordly Black Lamellar Vest (spice it up abit if u want  :lol:)
Khergit Leather Boots.
Masterwork Katana (this one too)

You can do it in whatever pose

Thanks :)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Artyem on July 21, 2013, 10:23:11 pm
Alright, I need one of these:

Klappvisier
Wisby Gauntlets
Byrnja
Rus Cavalry Boots
Green Crescent Heater Shield
Enemy's head in my other hand
MW Spathovaklion on my side

These are pretty amazing  :lol:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 21, 2013, 10:34:03 pm
I'm really bad at drawing so I can't draw any of you, but here's my stuff:

Khergit Lady Hat (blonde ponytail)
Heraldic Mail
Heavy Throwing Axe
Red Hose with Kneecops
Leather Gloves

Sorry about that!

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Erebosaither on July 21, 2013, 10:44:19 pm
I Love Thoseeee please make me one..Here is my stuff:

Klappvisier
Light Kuyak
Wisby Gauntlets
Mail Chausses
Courser
Heavy Lance
Awlpike

Thank you!

Don't forget me  :(
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Tore on July 22, 2013, 01:04:22 am
colour mine pls  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 22, 2013, 01:36:16 am
the title says poorly made, but these arent poorly made at all
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Dooz on July 22, 2013, 02:05:31 am
These are really great, nice job!  :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on July 22, 2013, 04:10:46 am
I'd love one!  :D

My equipment: Pigface Klappvisier, Heraldic Mail w/ Tabard, Scale Gauntlets, Mail Chausses, Military Cleaver, and an Elite Cavalry Shield!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 22, 2013, 04:17:37 am
Can we have a rule.. no more kuyaks in this thread?  Get some creativity, EU guys.  Can we tone down the Pigfaces too?
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 22, 2013, 04:18:37 am
Can we have a rule.. no more kuyaks in this thread?  Get some creativity, EU guys.

On the first few drawings I looked at pictures of kuyaks to draw them but now I know the damn thing by heart
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: MrPink44 on July 22, 2013, 04:25:04 am
An alternate solution is to do the picture with the pigface visor lifted and just do some facial art. But that's imposing more working on you Palurgee.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Boerenlater on July 22, 2013, 10:33:01 am
Palurge <3
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Just A Random Pizza Guy on July 22, 2013, 08:18:46 pm
I don't do it for the money. I do it for the sweet, sweet renown.
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So awesome, want to do some sex?
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Kafein on July 22, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
Please do a naked (warband-naked, i.e. with short grey pants) dude with a scimitar :)

Also, he's the prettiest :

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Those drawings are awesome ! :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on July 22, 2013, 10:25:58 pm
These are awesome! DO ME DO ME!

Straw Hat
Turkish Robes
Turkish Shoes
Leather Gloves
Horn Bow
Bodkin Arrows
Mace
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Pose me however
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Equal on July 22, 2013, 10:39:09 pm
This thread brought out the terrible artist within me; unfortunately I'm not up to par with those posted :(

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IF anyone wants me to draw something of this quality, I'm down! I mostly do these when I'm dead inbetween rounds.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: jtobiasm on July 22, 2013, 10:46:16 pm
Please do me, thanks in advance ;D
Pelt Hood
Leather Scale Armor
Leather Gloves
Serbian Ankle Boots
Rus Bow
Bodkin Arrows
Italian Falchion
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Count_RisArch on July 23, 2013, 02:46:38 pm
Oh hells yes!

Red Brigandine Over Mail
Red Wisby Gauntlets
Red Hose with Kneecops
Sword of War

Preferably with the sword unsheathed and resting over my shoulder or planted in the ground in true heroic fashion, see current profile pic for hair colouring!

Thank you, your talent blazes like the sun good sir!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 23, 2013, 03:40:27 pm
Please do a naked dude with a scimitar :)

Also, he's the prettiest :

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Those drawings are awesome ! :D

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Templar_Steevee on July 23, 2013, 08:32:11 pm
Green arena helmet
Heavy aketon
Mail gauntlets
Green and purple hose
Long bow
Bodlin arrows
Short arming sword
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Ealoseum on July 23, 2013, 09:11:15 pm
Equipment:
Morion
Sarranid Guard Armor
Hourglass gauntlets
Iron Greaves
Great sword

Draw me swagging around with that big gold chain on neck :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Kafein on July 24, 2013, 12:07:56 am
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Lmao, thank you so much armpit :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on July 25, 2013, 02:51:53 pm
Do me plz,
Equipment: Power rangers samurai suit + No dachi, katana and wakizashi (preferably all on fire)
or
pelt hood
Byrnja
Leather boots
Leather gloves
Light lance
Bastard sword
And my rouncey (which I have an intense love for)

I will be happy if you could make one of these happen, no preferences between the two so you decide.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Lactating Vegetables on July 25, 2013, 03:18:04 pm
White lamellar vest
Lamellar gauntlets
Rus cavalry boots
Helmet with lamellar guard
Long bow
Barbed arrows
Broad short sword


OORRRRRRR

bride dress
bride veil
bride shoes
and same weapons :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Necrorave on July 25, 2013, 03:35:37 pm
EDIT: Dropped Request
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: GrutteBarteld on July 25, 2013, 10:29:47 pm
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Make a drawing for me pls, make it a fierce pagan warrior.

With this shield:
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Like in the battle f Teutoburg forest:
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on July 26, 2013, 01:21:00 am
We scared him off with the massive amount of requests.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Rico on July 26, 2013, 01:28:40 am
However, the sheer awesomeness of this gets him the most renown in the shortest time ever. Well deserved, buddy!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: njames89 on July 27, 2013, 03:13:51 am
Wow just found this thread. This guy is a hero. I would be honored if you could make me one! I understand completely if you cannot haha looks like your services are in massive demand.

Here is a picture of me in game.
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Equipment is
Klappviser
Heraldic Transitional or Heraldic Mail with Tabard
Gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Longsword

Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Palurgee on July 27, 2013, 08:01:07 am
We scared him off with the massive amount of requests.

I was doing these because I was bored in between cRPG rounds, but I've recently discovered a game (Kerbal Space Program) which has taken up all of my free time. I'll get to your shitty profile pictures eventually, everybody, but it'll have to wait till I successfully get to the Mun!

For those of you who love sandbox/building games, I highly recommend Kerbal Space Program. It is on steam for under $25 as of right now and worth every penny. The price is only going to go up so get it while its cheap.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 27, 2013, 09:21:10 am
arming cap
white tunic
wrapping boots
wooden stick (make it shiny)
Leather gloves
(with colors)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Macropus on July 27, 2013, 04:56:27 pm
arming cap
white tunic
wrapping boots
wooden stick (make it shiny)
Leather gloves
(with colors)
Here's your pic:
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You owe me 10k gold.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 27, 2013, 08:59:14 pm
Here's your pic:
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You owe me 10k gold.
just epic, sadly i don't have any money but, here have a  handshake (shaking hands)

edit:
WAIT! I have a better idea, i will put your name on my personal text so everyone knows who made this masterpiece.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: 722_ on July 27, 2013, 11:16:36 pm
It would be nice if you request a drawing you also have to draw someone elses seeing as how there are so many

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My attempt
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: GrutteBarteld on July 28, 2013, 12:17:58 am
It would be nice if you request a drawing you also have to draw someone elses seeing as how there are so many

My attempt
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Thanks thats amazing !!... I will make a drawing for someone else too

Cheers!
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Nightmare798 on July 28, 2013, 12:21:05 am
plz me 2

knightly heater shield
nordic champion sword
guard helmet
haubergeon
rus cavalry boots
mail mittens

thanks in advance!  :)
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Sharpe on July 28, 2013, 12:50:10 pm
Felt Cap (Because for the Swag value)
Blue Gambeson
Leather Boots
Leather Gloves
Longbow (my old friendcher dont ya know?)
Bodkin Arrows
Broad Short Sword.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 28, 2013, 03:56:57 pm
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You guys should pair up Armpit. You both rock hard.

P.S: Thanks for beefing Kafein up. He desperately needed it  :lol:
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: 722_ on July 28, 2013, 04:26:40 pm
Felt Cap (Because for the Swag value)
Blue Gambeson
Leather Boots
Leather Gloves
Longbow (my old friendcher dont ya know?)
Bodkin Arrows
Broad Short Sword.

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Sharpe on July 28, 2013, 04:43:05 pm
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This is the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen; very minecraft like. 10/10.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: 722_ on July 29, 2013, 12:39:02 am
plz me 2

knightly heater shield
nordic champion sword
guard helmet
haubergeon
rus cavalry boots
mail mittens

thanks in advance!  :)

ok im starting to get a bit carried away with this pixel crap i think its time i stop
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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Jarold on July 29, 2013, 01:23:22 am
No, you are really good with your art 722_. You should open your own thread or something.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on July 29, 2013, 01:36:19 am
ok im starting to get a bit carried away with this pixel crap i think its time i stop
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You should join Pixel Paladins instead.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Nightmare798 on July 29, 2013, 01:58:31 pm
ok im starting to get a bit carried away with this pixel crap i think its time i stop
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oh thank you so much! ill put this in my sig :]
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Switchtense on July 29, 2013, 05:08:10 pm
me too please, that would be very kind :) (in colour even more awesome :D)

female character

longsword

barbuta
rus scale armour
hourglass gauntlets
rus splinted greaves

screenshot:
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thank you in advance! :D
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: Switchtense on July 29, 2013, 06:17:29 pm
woops, accidently double posted :S
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: GrutteBarteld on July 29, 2013, 09:41:19 pm
me too please, that would be very kind :) (in colour even more awesome :D)

female character

longsword

barbuta
rus scale armour
hourglass gauntlets
rus splinted greaves

screenshot:
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thank you in advance! :D

Here ya go...

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Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: deadly_tr on July 30, 2013, 09:17:33 am
This.Is.Just.Great.
Title: Re: Satirical, Poorly-Made Profile Picture Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on July 30, 2013, 05:48:50 pm
Is my one back on page 9 not going to be done? D: I find its special because I asked for that before the flaming katana patch.