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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Little Lord Lollipop on July 04, 2013, 07:34:36 am

Title: Nova Tismirr - For All Your Tundra Vacation Needs
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on July 04, 2013, 07:34:36 am
Have you ever dreamed of a relaxing getaway to a small hovel in Siberia?
If so Nova Tismirr is the place for you. Our impoverished peasants will make you feel right at home as they share their thin cabbage soup with you. But won't they starve you ask? Nope thats what the children are for. Gather around the fire with all your friends! If you get too close you'll get a nasty burn but if you don't get close enough you may be on the menu for one of the many roaming wolf packs. Book your vacation today!

For those who come Nova Tismirr provides free trade, a low tax rate of 5%, goods price of 20, and various upgraded and discounted gear (see below)!

Gear List:
+3
Mail and Plate - 40% Discount :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

+2
None Yet

+1
Gilded Hourglass Gauntlets - 25% Discount  :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

+0
Barbed Arrows - No Discount
Steel Bolts - No Discount
Sarranid Leather Armor - 5% Discount
Sipahi Helmet - 5% Discount
Sarranid Keffiyeh Helmet - 5% Discount
Splinted Greaves - No Discount
Iberian Mace - No Discount
Morningstar - 5% Discount
Great Maul - 5% Discount
Great Long Bardiche - 5% Discount
Construction Material - No Discount
Construction Site - No Discount
Siege Shield - No Discount
Wooden Stakes - No Discount

Disclaimer:
ATTS is neutral in all ongoing wars. Nova Tismirr is neutral territory. Keep your damn wars off my lawn!
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Title: Re: Nova Tismirr - For All Your Tundra Vacation Needs
Post by: Penguin on July 04, 2013, 10:35:55 am
Come for the mail and plate, stay for the mystery meat soup.
Title: Re: Nova Tismirr - For All Your Tundra Vacation Needs
Post by: Saxton on July 04, 2013, 03:00:26 pm
lol he got muted right after posting this.

gj frumty nerd