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Title: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Panos on June 29, 2013, 10:53:19 am
Heil Germonies, I made a banner, to thank you and Angela Merkel for all the help that you gave to Greece.



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Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Panos on June 29, 2013, 10:54:08 am
Quote from: Panos on January 15, 2013, 03:15:12 am
Salut,I made a banner for all you frenchies.


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Next ones are the Italians.
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Miwiw on June 29, 2013, 12:25:24 pm
No eagle?  :cry:
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 12:27:28 pm
haha,  creative dude nice
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Mala on June 29, 2013, 01:37:18 pm
Quote from: Panos on June 29, 2013, 10:54:08 am


Next ones are the Italians.

You can use the same banner for Italia. A common german joke is "Why do italian army boots have rear mirrors? So the soldiers are able to see the frontline."
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Miwiw on June 29, 2013, 01:44:12 pm
Italian? Never heard that joke... it is always "why do french tanks have rear mirrors? To see the frontline!"
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 01:47:17 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on June 29, 2013, 01:44:12 pm
Italian? Never heard that joke... it is always "why do french tanks have rear mirrors? To see the frontline!"

ye i know it with italian tanks though,  cause it was commonly accepted in german army to think of italians not being able to do anything right in ww2
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Miwiw on June 29, 2013, 01:48:52 pm
Ehm, but today we think it about the french that they have never been able to do anything right when it comes to warfare.
Germany might have lost 2 WWs but they always won their wars vs. France.  :)
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 01:58:27 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on June 29, 2013, 01:48:52 pm
Ehm, but today we think it about the french that they have never been able to do anything right when it comes to warfare.
Germany might have lost 2 WWs but they always won their wars vs. France.  :)

no,  this perception comes from the americans and became international through globalization.  if germany would be a world power instead of america, maybe italians would be ridiculed like todays french

another german saying was:  true like a tomoto.  tomatos being italians (cause we got our tomatos from there),  this relates to our strongest allies of ww2 switching sides and hence forth not being true.

notes on the side: 
americans didnt win a war since ww2 ^^
french had napoleon and HAVE the legion étrangère,  so all this gay french coward business is just a way to tease with out any real background imo
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Miwiw on June 29, 2013, 02:04:14 pm
ye US really failed..

You mean the Americans introduced the jokes abut the french being cowards? 'cause they got rolled in ww2?
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Franke on June 29, 2013, 02:49:42 pm
Quote from: Torben on June 29, 2013, 01:58:27 pm
americans didnt win a war since ww2 ^^

Well I think they successfully occupied Grenada in the 80s. Really heroic. When will they declare war on Liechtenstein?
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Angantyr on June 29, 2013, 02:56:10 pm
Inhabitants of what is today France have been renowned for an exceptional martial culture from at least the time of the Gauls (before Roman conquest), to the Frankish Empire, to Napoleon, and France was a major power throughout the Imperial Age until the Great War (and still is, one of the worlds strongest military- and nuclear powers).

Germany rolled over France in the Franco-Prussian War and in WWII, and America (which owes its existance in no small part to France), and much of Europe seeing a recent display of the shift in mainland power balance, have had a social trend to categorize them as cowards ever since the Blitzkrieg, where in truth probably no country in the world could hope to stand against the top-modern tactics, equipment and personnel of the German army anno 1940, if being so unfortunate as to share borders with the Third Reich.

Francophobia in the US stems from the 2003 French refusal to join the illegal war against Iraq ('freedom fries'), and has also been inherited from the English.
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Conquisitore on June 29, 2013, 02:58:12 pm
Where's Angela?
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 03:14:01 pm
Quote from: Angantyr on June 29, 2013, 02:56:10 pm
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true true.  in the end it comes down to a country preparing a war for ten years vs countries having a prep phase of a few weeks,  months tops,  because all of europe hoped it wouldnt come to a second great war : /
also the french were completely stunned by chocolate chip cookiees attacking plan on the west front,  they had their main forces deployed in the boarder regions and got take by surprise of the benelux blitz. 

crpg related fact concidering the german-francophone tank war:  germans where first to have on board radio,  allied tanks still used flag signals like ships at ww2s beginning.  its like having a coordinated +3 tincan army on ts vs non loomed randomers :(


in the end it comes down to the fun of teasing each other as nations (the only thing nations are good for anyway,  is the humor arising with that :D)
germans, scottisch, french, english, americans, canadians,  indians, pakistani, chinese, we all have sth funny to say about them without meaning it : )
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: sF_Guardian on June 29, 2013, 03:21:59 pm
Quote from: Torben on June 29, 2013, 01:58:27 pm

notes on the side: 
americans didnt win a war since ww2 ^^


Not quite true.
(First Gulf War and interfering in the Jugoslawian wars)
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 05:08:30 pm
Quote from: sF_Guardian on June 29, 2013, 03:21:59 pm
Not quite true.
(First Gulf War and interfering in the Jugoslawian wars)

true but a)its more fun saying they didnt
and b) intervening in a war that cant be lost like the 1st golf war and then not completing it  and letting down hundreds of rebels in iraq who subsequently get slayn aint rly a win.
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: sF_Guardian on June 29, 2013, 07:04:28 pm
I hate America and I don't think they really won anything the last hundred years but from the facts they've kinda won :/
(Besides that both invasions in Iraq were pure bullshit or to be accurate warcrimes IMO.)
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Torben on June 29, 2013, 08:21:51 pm
dude wtf,  dont hate.  make love not war n all that  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Molly on June 29, 2013, 10:44:27 pm
Even I think this is funny and I am normally touchy when it comes to this matter.

Free Panos 2013!
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 02, 2013, 01:04:19 pm
Quote from: ReBa1918 on June 29, 2013, 02:49:42 pm
Well I think they successfully occupied Grenada in the 80s. Really heroic. When will they declare war on Liechtenstein?

Never because Lichtenstein doesn't have any important ressources to start a war for
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Mala on July 02, 2013, 09:05:45 pm
And Lichtenstein is protected by Switzerland and they would simply freeze all bankaccounts.
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 06, 2013, 11:03:59 am
Quote from: Mala on July 02, 2013, 09:05:45 pm
And Lichtenstein is protected by Switzerland and they would simply freeze all bankaccounts.
or stay neutral
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Mala on July 06, 2013, 12:14:57 pm
naa,  Liechtenstein really has a defence treaty with Switzerland since it has no own forces.
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on July 07, 2013, 02:02:56 pm
Quote from: Mala on July 06, 2013, 12:14:57 pm
naa,  Liechtenstein really has a defence treaty with Switzerland since it has no own forces.

:P but they wouldn't stand long enough against a big country
Title: Re: A banner for Germoney people
Post by: Niemand on July 10, 2013, 04:44:50 pm
This is boring. I am not amused. :/