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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Exitialis on June 25, 2013, 09:34:45 pm

Title: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Exitialis on June 25, 2013, 09:34:45 pm

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/is-this-for-real!/

I auctioned the stones under the pseudonym CID. I am not to be mistaken for the REAL CID.
I'm a liar and a terrible man. I haven't been able to sleep well ever since my crime, that is why I confess.

I'm also a C-rpg addict.
It was also I who painted the moustache on uncle bob's hundred dollar bill.
I'm also the one responsible for accidently turning on a store alarm, once, as I was looking for a toilet.
It was also me who put cheetos in a sleeping friends nose.
I'm the one who accidently lit the local weed club storage facility on fire.
Oh... and I'm the one who accidently nerfed 1h.



I'm sorry.

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Artyem on June 25, 2013, 09:37:50 pm

You sick fuck...

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Dooz on June 25, 2013, 09:59:06 pm

I forgive you.

BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: MrShine on June 25, 2013, 10:23:24 pm

you almost got away with the long con too!

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Kitten_Mittonz on June 26, 2013, 02:35:30 am

Call an exorcist i feel the presences of a crpg demon within him!  :lol:

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 26, 2013, 03:17:50 am

Back when the auctions were a brand new thing, I did that. I sold a practice dagger with the description as something like "I HAD A DRACULA LIVIN UP IN MY ATTIC AND THIS STAKE WRECKED HIM. ALL OPEN HE MOUTH TO TALK BUT JUST SOME BLACK SMOKE COME OUT AND YOU THINK YOU HEAR A CRYIN OLD MAN REAL FAR AWAY LIKE. BUY THIS STAKE IF YOU IS HOUNDED BY DRACULAS" or something to that effect.

"crpg craigslist" is what we should have instead of an auction house, anyway.

4000 FLEABITTEN ROTTEN-ASS BEAR PELTS. YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE CITY OF DHIRIM, THEY'RE YOURS. AINT EVEN GOTTA PAY. JUST MOVE THIS STINKY ASS BEARSKINS OUT MY HOUSE.

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on June 26, 2013, 03:37:14 am

I also bet you're the HX who keeps stalling the rounds.

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Artyem on June 26, 2013, 04:15:42 am

Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on June 26, 2013, 03:17:50 am

4000 FLEABITTEN ROTTEN-ASS BEAR PELTS. YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE CITY OF DHIRIM, THEY'RE YOURS. AINT EVEN GOTTA PAY. JUST MOVE THIS STINKY ASS BEARSKINS OUT MY HOUSE.

Woah, who the fuck gave you my bear pelts?

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: Exitialis on June 26, 2013, 07:19:21 pm

Since I've been forgiven, I have a proposition:
I bought a stone for 2 gold and sold it for 50 000, that's an around 2,499,900% profit, as such I suggest that I should be given the title of Master Merchant, due to my good margin.
Even guy's selling million gold herilooms can't beat that.

Quote from: IR_Kuoin on June 26, 2013, 03:37:14 am

I also bet you're the HX who keeps stalling the rounds.

HX? You mean Horse Crossbowman? Even I do not sink that low... I still have a conscience for gods sake.

Title: Re: I have a confession to make.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 26, 2013, 09:13:57 pm

Quote from: Artyem on June 26, 2013, 04:15:42 am

Woah, who the fuck gave you my bear pelts?

After reading your strat fief thread, bear pelts have become my default trade item when talking about them  :)