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Title: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 19, 2013, 09:33:56 am
After a glorious Karaoke night in Astralis' TS, we've decided to have another fabulous Karaoke. The stipulation is that I must accept you into it. Being the great leader singer I am, I shall accept or deny applicants on here. It shall be this saturday in the late evening, all Africans accepted (Luk says so). If Panda stops by, she should post the recording. Accepted folk shall receive the TS info and proper password.

Ryizine - Denied Twice (In Astralis)
Applesauce - Denied (Friends with Tinoshi - my arch singing nemisis)
Frug - Accepted (Is a Peasant)
Mr Shine - Denied (Ugliest Mustache NA)
Havelle - Denied
Huseby - Denied (Cav scum)
Dynamike - Accepted
Joker - Accepted (Can only record, no speaking allowed)
Witchcraft - Accepted (Only allowed to imbue me with spells before I sing)
Kalam - Accepted (Must have a Sing-Off with Luk to battle for worst singer in cRPG)
Partyboy - Accepted (Is a Godqueen)
ArmyCook - Accepted (speaks languages 'mericans haven't even heard of)
Hoodsnatcher - Denied (Is a hoodsnatcher)

Karaoke will start once Astralis loses their scrim tonight at 9 PM Pacific (11 central, 12 neckbeardlands) TS info is: 173.254.41.101 poke me for access.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 19, 2013, 09:49:57 am
I for one approve of this slappin the skin flute. I highly recommend you all come to this event and listen to the angelic voices of Astralis TS.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 19, 2013, 10:17:40 am
Consider this my formal application. I could record as well if I'm accepted.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 19, 2013, 10:52:00 am
I for one approve of this slappin the skin flute. I highly recommend you all come to this event and listen to the angelic voices of Astralis TS.

Denied
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 19, 2013, 10:53:08 am
Consider this my formal application. I could record as well if I'm accepted.  :mrgreen:

Denied
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: FrugFrug on June 19, 2013, 12:11:14 pm
I do not want in on this.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 19, 2013, 01:17:26 pm
Denied

Pfft, I'll just have Queef smuggle me in.

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Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: MrShine on June 19, 2013, 04:19:29 pm
After a glorious Karaoke night in Astralis' TS, we've decided to have another fabulous Karaoke. The stipulation is that I must accept you into it. Being the great leader singer I am, I shall accept or deny applicants on here. It shall be this saturday in the late evening, all Africans accepted (Luk says so). If Panda stops by, she should post the recording. Accepted folk shall receive the TS info and proper password.

As long as we're talking 12 AM est or later, cause we have a match (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/) at 11.  We don't need your drunk ass singing into our ear-holes while we're having a super intense 8v8!
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 19, 2013, 07:48:02 pm
I'd like to put my hat in the ring, I have a very soothing and sexy voice, you will not be disappointed.  Also will bring lots of drugs and alcohol to the party. 

/bonus, I'll actually be around this weekend!
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 19, 2013, 08:07:05 pm
I do not want in on this.

Accepted
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 19, 2013, 08:08:08 pm
As long as we're talking 12 AM est or later, cause we have a match (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/) at 11.  We don't need your drunk ass singing into our ear-holes while we're having a super intense 8v8!

Denied
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2013, 08:43:11 pm
Buff cudgel?
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: DragzJoker on June 19, 2013, 09:25:49 pm
I would love to come  :D I have a recorder
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 19, 2013, 09:27:04 pm
Can I come to your karaoke night? I really enjoyed the one that FCC had in April.  :o
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Kalam on June 19, 2013, 10:00:33 pm
You know me. As the winner of the 'worst singer' for that April shindig, I've got to be at this one to reprise the role.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 20, 2013, 04:39:11 am
Updated
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: partyboy on June 20, 2013, 04:42:32 am
Yes, I will sing for you.  Yes, it will be on my laptop mic because my decent one is broken.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 20, 2013, 05:35:19 am
Arys denying people the opportunity to sing together. What has happened to the land of the free, and the home of the northern perch? All that neckbeard has made this so called "Free" peasant forget his roots... Cause they're hidden under all that neckbeard.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 20, 2013, 05:38:03 am
Arys denying people the opportunity to sing together. What has happened to the land of the free, and the home of the northern perch? All that neckbeard has made this so called "Free" peasant forget his roots... Cause they're hidden under all that neckbeard.

Denied
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Mordred1622 on June 20, 2013, 06:30:55 am
Neckbeard
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on June 20, 2013, 12:14:25 pm
Application of Cook!
Chinese, Engrish, French & German songs!(and some russian-like ones)
i can only sing old songs, not pop or rocks.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: FrugFrug on June 20, 2013, 12:19:40 pm
Accepted

I knew my reverse psychology would work!
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 20, 2013, 12:40:03 pm
I knew my reverse psychology would work!

you are a peasant, you would be accepted either way.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 20, 2013, 04:10:46 pm
I'm crashing your teamspeak anyways
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: dreadnok on June 20, 2013, 05:07:54 pm
I'd rather get sodomized like amadeu diallo, than listen to ABJ do gangum style
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: SittingBull on June 20, 2013, 09:31:18 pm
What if I serenaded you Dread? I'd do it if it meant getting you into bed with me.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 22, 2013, 11:24:18 am
Arys for this slight on my honor I have decided you cannot use the title "slappin the skin flute" as it was my idea. I shall also subsequently flaunt my testicles towards you until you are sufficiently riled up. After which, I shall come forth and rub my facial hair upon your eyes until they burn.
If you haven't had enough at this point I will make a point I will find where you stabled Betsie, and eat her.
Good day ser.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 22, 2013, 11:25:39 am
Arys for this slight on my honor I have decided you cannot use the title "slappin the skin flute" as it was my idea. I shall also subsequently flaunt my testicles towards you until you are sufficiently riled up. After which, I shall come forth and rub my facial hair upon your eyes until they burn.
If you haven't had enough at this point I will make a point I will find where you stabled Betsie, and eat her.
Good day ser.

Denied
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 22, 2013, 11:28:06 am
Denied
Double Denied.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Hoodsnatcher on June 22, 2013, 11:29:19 am
Stupid Aries, Stupid Dota, stupid c-rpg, Stupid Karaoke.  Ill do it.

 :idea:
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 22, 2013, 11:30:21 am
Stupid Aries, Stupid Dota, stupid c-rpg, Stupid Karaoke.  Ill do it.

 :idea:

Denied for being a "hoodsnatcher"
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Hoodsnatcher on June 22, 2013, 11:34:00 am
Thats hurtful.....Look im a peasant, and you are an imposter. Earl.....
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 22, 2013, 11:35:53 am
Thats hurtful.....Look im a peasant, and you are an imposter. Earl.....
Arys you have been using the peasants of the land and you should be banned from c-rpg forever for deceiving the world.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 22, 2013, 11:42:22 am
Arys you have been using the peasants of the land and you should be banned from c-rpg forever for deceiving the world.

My good shitfucker. May thee fuck a donkey and create something like snuffy. May you look in a mirror and hang yourself from what you see. From then I hope you touch yourself a little more.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Carthan on June 22, 2013, 06:04:14 pm
My good shitfucker. May thee fuck a donkey and create something like snuffy. May you look in a mirror and hang yourself from what you see. From then I hope you touch yourself a little more.
This is the kind of stuff I would love to see in your teamspeak.
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Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Earthdforce on June 22, 2013, 07:00:57 pm
Yeahhh buddy, I wanna be there for this!
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: engurrand on June 22, 2013, 07:11:50 pm
can i sang?
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Arjay on June 23, 2013, 02:54:19 am
I already traveled in time, it's not going to be that good because somebody is going to show up and ban everyone.  It might be best to skip this one.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 23, 2013, 04:57:46 am
I already traveled in time, it's not going to be that good because somebody is going to show up and ban everyone.  It might be best to skip this one.

That will be me handing out bans for bad performance.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Havoco on June 23, 2013, 05:19:38 am
Only if its held in Fisdnar. Oh wait I r late.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 23, 2013, 10:38:28 am
Karaoke was a success. Arys as usual graced everyone with his angelic voice.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 24, 2013, 11:57:34 am
Karaoke was a success. Arys as usual graced everyone with his angelic voice.

What happened? I can't remember.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: MrShine on June 24, 2013, 09:17:36 pm
What happened? I can't remember.

I don't know I was there until 2 AM central time but you never showed, I forget you're a pacific coast bastard.

I heard you came in and there was a lot of yelling & people starting muting you.  But I think singing was also involved.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 26, 2013, 09:19:30 pm
i forgot to crash this, oh well had better to shit to do apparently

Guess you don't get to hear my sexy rendition of Take It Easy
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 27, 2013, 11:55:17 am
I don't know I was there until 2 AM central time but you never showed, I forget you're a pacific coast bastard.

I heard you came in and there was a lot of yelling & people starting muting you.  But I think singing was also involved.

No no no, there was quite a bit of singing, and then about three hours of yelling.
Title: Re: Slappin the Skin Flute in Astralis' TS this Saturday
Post by: Rain on June 27, 2013, 06:52:53 pm
My good shitfucker. May thee fuck a donkey and create something like snuffy. May you look in a mirror and hang yourself from what you see. From then I hope you touch yourself a little more.

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