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Title: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on June 19, 2013, 03:15:26 am
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The Alliance is a collection of dissimilar factions united to achieve one like minded goal- to achieve stability within their current region. The four primary factions of this alliance currently are the RoR, Berserk, the 3rd Republic Legion and the Vikings of the North. As a largely neutral faction, we intend to remain that way unless forced otherwise. Our only publicized goal at this time is to improve the internal economy of the Alliance and its territories.

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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Pistachio on June 19, 2013, 03:17:52 am
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Post by: fork on June 19, 2013, 03:21:46 am
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Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 03:25:44 am
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 19, 2013, 03:26:59 am
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Thumper on June 19, 2013, 03:44:19 am
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Mordred1622 on June 19, 2013, 07:02:47 am
Good luck with your exploits. I, for one, am glad to see the community grow.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: SittingBull on June 19, 2013, 07:14:41 am
Astralis would not like to join this association.

Signed,

SittingBull
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Penguin on June 19, 2013, 11:41:02 am
Jesus and Friends declares war on The Aggregate Alliance.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 19, 2013, 03:25:38 pm
Joe was fucking with his favorite Champion Courser when the door to his glorious Sex Palace burst open. A mere Rouncey, a simple working horse, strode into the gilded hall. He wore a flowing heraldic coat, on which was sewn the glorious seal of Free Companies of Calradia.

"Sire," he said, his eyes nervous and cast down, away from the glorious debaucher before him. "Sire, I have news of an alliance between neighboring factions.

"I am with my mistress!" Joe cried, still thrusting. Sweat from the bestial duo dripped audibly onto the gold-tiled floor. "Can't you see that I'm busy? Fuck off!"

"Y-yes my lord. I'll just tell them you're b-busy I guess."

"Tell them the usual," Joe grunted. "It's signed, etc."

The doors burst open again. In strode a red haired woman, beautiful but stern of face. She wore the finest of Plus Three Cavalry Robes. She looked from the Rouncey to Joe, then grimaced, pushing past the anxious messenger. "Joe, Jesus Christ, stop."

"What do you mean by this, Kesh? Bursting into my hall--"

"Oh my God, just stop. You delusional fuck. Just get out of the 'Sex Palace' and get to work. We need you to go south to boot CHAOS nerds to EU."

"Oh... Ok." He looked down at the panting Champion Courser. "Leave me, my mistress!"

"Please stop talking to the horses Joe. You can fuck them, but please don't talk to them. It's unnerving."

Joe begrudgingly unsheathed his dick from the Champion Courser and collected his pants from the dusty stool on which he'd placed them. Clothes in arm, he stumbled through hay and horse-shit, his bare feet slapping audibly against the dirt floor of the stables at Mechin. He strode out beside Kesh, visibly upset, his imaginary play time over.


Am I doing the roleplay right?
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2013, 04:05:28 pm
She wore the finest of Plus Three Cavalry Robes.
Did you just call Kesh fat?  :wink:


Good luck with your alliance, duderinos!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 04:07:48 pm
Did you just call Kesh fat?  :wink:


Good luck with your alliance, duderinos!

The plus three does not mean that the size was larger than average, it simply means that it was loomed three times, it is a new feature in this game.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2013, 04:52:38 pm
The plus three does not mean that the size was larger than average, it simply means that it was loomed three times, it is a new feature in this game.

You must be an expert at this game.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 21, 2013, 01:31:23 am
TAA? I'm just going to call you guys the Tits and Ass Alliance.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 21, 2013, 02:17:28 am
TAA? I'm just going to call you guys the Tits and Ass Alliance.

Ass and titties.

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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 21, 2013, 02:26:28 am
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 21, 2013, 03:20:37 pm
Is this what FCC is going to call themselves now?

No, this is VotN, beserks and RoR. There different than FCC.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 21, 2013, 03:49:57 pm
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Love that song
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: kasMVC on June 21, 2013, 09:25:34 pm
Please send more soundboard noobs into frisia ts. This time make sure they don't suck at it and can actually hold a decent conversation. Also, hurry the fuck up and attack you pussies. You're the pussy heroes that NA needs for the XP is drying up you pussy ass bitches.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Matey on June 21, 2013, 09:31:21 pm
Please send more soundboard noobs into frisia ts. This time make sure they don't suck at it and can actually hold a decent conversation. Also, hurry the fuck up and attack you pussies. You're the pussy heroes that NA needs for the XP is drying up you pussy ass bitches.

there is another way to get XP that doesnt rely on harassing people in the hopes they will attack you... but it involves putting in some effort and making difficult attacks.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 21, 2013, 10:38:56 pm
Disclaimer: The official views of The Freezer Freedom are not represented by anyone but Sandy (that fucking ass muppet) and I.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 21, 2013, 11:08:37 pm
Disclaimer: The official views of The Freezer Freedom are not represented by anyone but Sandy (that fucking ass muppet) and I.

There are no restrictions upon our horses, but if they shit on your lawn, shovel it yourselves.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: BaleOhay on June 21, 2013, 11:15:33 pm
Are you asking us to come attack you? The last group who asked that are currently looking for new homes.

Since we gave you the castle maybe we can just ask nicely and you will return it to us?
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Saxton on June 22, 2013, 03:15:59 am
About time FCC gave up some of it's 5000 fiefs to let the community grow

and you all wonder why the community cant grow

FCC - Center of all our problems
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 22, 2013, 03:17:34 am
Are you asking us to come attack you? The last group who asked that are currently looking for new homes.

Since we gave you the castle maybe we can just ask nicely and you will return it to us?

After (if?) you take care of the choas scum, we're the only folks that are engaging in open hostilities with you guys, right? It'd be logical for you to come and try to wipe us next, so I welcome you to come and try to take Rindyar and Rduna from us!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 22, 2013, 03:20:33 am
Personally I think Bale's question is pretty silly because every time we have been at war with someone we make a point of stating "420HEADSHOT CUM GIT A PIECE AND GET FUKKKKT NERDS, XxXXXXxxX~~_Desu_SePiHirOoooTh!!1~~_Desu_XxxXXXXxX WILL FUCKING THROW DOWN, FREEZER FREEDOM SWAG MOTHER FUCKERS."

Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: LordLargos on June 22, 2013, 04:34:26 am
What has strategus become?
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on June 22, 2013, 04:53:47 am
Aside from all of this decently entertaining shit-slinging I can say the 3rdRL has come up with a simple re-working of the aesthetics in the main post.

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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: kasMVC on June 22, 2013, 05:04:03 am
Well I don't really care about the fighting but at least send better middle schoolers using sound boards to bother us when we play dota
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on June 22, 2013, 05:09:52 am
My members don't troll, and any Alliance member who does will have me bearing down on them. Sorry about that Cikel.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 22, 2013, 05:17:34 am
My members don't troll, and any Alliance member who does will have me bearing down on them. Sorry about that Cikel.

You 'aven't been 'round these parts 'fore, 'ave ya, boy? Ain't none the wiser, but drama be king 'round these parts. Best learn fast, kid, 'fore you done be buried into the ground six feet down.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Zoarander on June 25, 2013, 10:42:58 pm
Hear ye, hear ye.
By decree of the Berserks, Kelredan castle is now open for anyone to buy gear at. The following is a list of gear in the castle.
Item:                    Discount:                   Level:
Courser                   15%                           0
Barded Warhorse    15%                           0
Bodkin Arrows          15%                          1
Steel Bolts                10%                          1
Mail Shirt with Fur     10%                          0
Light Kuyak               15%                          3
Norman Pot Helmet
with Faceplate          15%                           0
Mail Mittens               15%                          3
Rus Cavalry Boots      5%                           0
Mail Chausses            5%                           0
Knobbed Mace           10%                          1
Fighting Axe               10%                          1
Short Arming Sword   10%                          1
Steel Pick                    15%                         1
Two Handed War Axe 10%                         0
Bastard Sword            10%                         0
Morningstar                 15%                         1
Great Maul                   15%                         1
Light Lance                  10%                         1
Hafted Blade                10%                         1
Pike                              15%                         1
Long Spear                   15%                        1
Elite Cav Shield             15%                        1
Heavy Round Shield      15%                        1
Medium Wooden Ladder 5%                        0
Large Wooden Ladder    5%                        0
Siege Shield                    5%                        0
Wooden Stakes             5%                         0
Siege Ladder                   5%                        0
Construction Mats          15%                       0
Construction Site            15%                       0
Horn Bow                        15%                      0
Long Bow                        15%                      3
Hunting X-Bow                 10%                     0
Arbalest                           15%                     3

Tax: 9%

Contact before comming:
Name                          Steam
Zoarander               Zoarander
Lumetta                   Brometta

TS: 174.123.174.50:10161


Have a nice day.


Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on June 25, 2013, 10:50:00 pm
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Kalam on June 25, 2013, 10:54:46 pm
My members don't troll, and any Alliance member who does will have me bearing down on them. Sorry about that Cikel.

Trolling can win wars. That said, I'm sure we'd all be impressed if you kept it that way.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Damsel on June 26, 2013, 03:32:22 am
This is how I feel about this fucking organization!
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Damsel on June 26, 2013, 04:29:35 am
I got downvoted?!?!
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on June 26, 2013, 04:30:48 am
Trolling can win wars. That said, I'm sure we'd all be impressed if you kept it that way.
Me too
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Turboflex on June 26, 2013, 05:00:46 pm
wait...I thought 3rd RL was that weaboo clan
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on June 27, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
Thats RL not 3rd RL
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Tojo on June 27, 2013, 06:20:32 pm
Thats RL not 3rd RL

yea this is the 3rd weaboo clan and they formed an alliance of farmers called the Agricultural Alliance.
amiright?
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Matey on June 27, 2013, 07:42:59 pm
yea this is the 3rd weaboo clan and they formed an alliance of farmers called the Agricultural Alliance.
amiright?

Pff. I'm pretty sure it is The Ashikaga Arisen. An alliance of weeaboo clans loyal to the old shogun.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 27, 2013, 07:47:28 pm
yea this is the 3rd weaboo clan and they formed an alliance of farmers called the Agricultural Alliance.
amiright?

No, it seems as though you are not correct once again.

yea this is the 3rd weaboo clan

They are the third republic legion, not a weaboo clan.

they formed an alliance of farmers called the Agricultural Alliance.

This is actually incorrect again. It is right in the topic of this thread, it is called the aggregate alliance.(are you that blind?)

amiright?

No, and I quote:

Because you possess an uncanny combination of selective recognition, frenetic ignorance and believe in the significance of anecdotal evidence.


Pff. I'm pretty sure it is The Ashikaga Arisen. An alliance of weeaboo clans loyal to the old shogun.

See above.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 27, 2013, 10:37:00 pm
^ Is really bad at funny
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 27, 2013, 11:24:17 pm
^ is really bad at grammar
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Tojo on June 28, 2013, 12:06:32 am
i sincerely apologize for making a silly post. It might happen again. Jack has shown me the errors that I clearly could see on my own.

Ps RL stands for Republic Legion now not Red Lotus just fyi
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: raccoonlord on June 28, 2013, 12:14:16 am
I laughed when I saw all the clans bads in your "Alliance"
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 28, 2013, 12:38:07 am
Ps RL stands for Republic Legion not Red Lutos just fyi

They are the third republic legion, not a weaboo clan.

Consider my mind blown. Did not know that.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 28, 2013, 12:41:46 am
I laughed when I saw all the clans bads in your "Alliance"

$100 says you couldn't beat a single person in this group btw
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Damsel on June 28, 2013, 01:50:35 am
No, it seems as though you are not correct once again.

They are the third republic legion, not a weaboo clan.

This is actually incorrect again. It is right in the topic of this thread, it is called the aggregate alliance.(are you that blind?)

No, and I quote:


See above.
Hey jack wagon. they were talking about RL not 3rd Rl with all the above info. The clan RL is a weaboo clan. learn to read.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Saxton on June 28, 2013, 02:11:17 am
$100 says you couldn't beat a single person in this group btw

It's hard to NAME someone worth a damn in this group
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Penguin on June 28, 2013, 02:11:30 am
Is Aggregate the new HoC? Only time will tell.

HoC is still HoC though, perhaps Berserk can be HoC1, RoR HoC2, 3rd RL HoC3, VoTN HoC4. And now we simply add up their respective HoCness to be collectively called HoC10.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on June 28, 2013, 02:52:43 am
Hey jack wagon. they were talking about RL not 3rd Rl with all the above info. The clan RL is a weaboo clan. learn to read.

It seems as though you can't read. There is no wagon in my name.

learn to read.

Perhaps you should understand that the joke was that 3rd RL had RL in it. And they were calling them weaboos(they are not).

learn to read.comprehend

The clan RL is a weaboo clan.

Consider my mind blown. Did not know that.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: raccoonlord on June 28, 2013, 05:14:22 am
$100 says you couldn't beat a single person in this group btw

I don't know anyone in their clan. All their members are like new to c-RPG. PICS OF THE CASH OR NO STASH
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: kasMVC on June 28, 2013, 05:05:26 pm
To be unfunny I can think of a few people who are better than racoonlord that are in this new alliance


Edit: Lumetta, Shiftknife, fandon

Making an alliance is a good idea. Now cikel cant attack one of you without everyone being bundled in

Edit: Good luck on alliance!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: raccoonlord on June 28, 2013, 05:21:26 pm
this thread has gone downhill quick
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Saxton on June 28, 2013, 08:32:56 pm
this thread has gone downhill quick

Every. single. thread. on. crpg. has. gone. down. hill.

every.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Pistachio on July 04, 2013, 05:05:16 pm
To be unfunny I can think of a few people who are better than racoonlord that are in this new alliance


Edit: Lumetta, Shiftknife, fandon

Making an alliance is a good idea. Now cikel cant attack one of you without everyone being bundled in

Edit: Good luck on alliance!

Hey :( I thought we were friends Cikel
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 04, 2013, 08:51:26 pm
It is IMPOSSIBLE to have HoC not come up in a diplomacy thread, regardless of the topic.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on July 04, 2013, 09:33:58 pm
It is IMPOSSIBLE to have HoC not come up in a diplomacy thread, regardless of the topic.

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/business-as-usual/
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 06, 2013, 05:44:05 pm
The sun shone high in the pale blue sky. There was a flock of birds circling the sun, high. Vultures, perhaps. The landscape below is a grim one- a warzone, a city within the walls of a Lord's castle, and outside stood a raging horde of assailants from the far south. They had come in tandem, believing the defenders to be weak. They, however, did not know who really defended this castle...

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Yes, your eyes do not fool you. After the brave garrison of armed soldiers fell at the hands of the attacking Chinese invaders the even more brave and undoubtedly more sexy population of nudist mace enthusiasts rose from their homes and bared their arms at the attackers. They were a strong people, and they knew that only they could save their people, and their castle. After all, they knew they had the strongest weapon of all- their masterwork six packs.





Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Malgalad on July 08, 2013, 03:43:24 am
The sun shone high in the pale blue sky. There was a flock of birds circling the sun, high. Vultures, perhaps. The landscape below is a grim one- a warzone, a city within the walls of a Lord's castle, and outside stood a raging horde of assailants from the far south. They had come in tandem, believing the defenders to be weak. They, however, did not know who really defended this castle...

Yes, your eyes do not fool you. After the brave garrison of armed soldiers fell at the hands of the attacking Chinese invaders the even more brave and undoubtedly more sexy population of nudist mace enthusiasts rose from their homes and bared their arms at the attackers. They were a strong people, and they knew that only they could save their people, and their castle. After all, they knew they had the strongest weapon of all- their masterwork six packs.
:shock: I was there and kill 21 .If I didn't build second siege tower I can kill 30 for 100,000 silver reward from ken456.
 :mrgreen:  if any defender show up on the last siege of this castle (today morning?),he can get about 50 kill even if AFK. Because ken456's gears bugged can't use ladder only when they TK and use up their lots of Damaged weapons. It's so funny.

by the way, when I got 1 Infamy?
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on July 08, 2013, 04:37:31 am
Repeat that please.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 08, 2013, 05:05:02 am
I wonder how Kesh feels about the guy he tried to use as his posterboy (ken456) fighting with his multiaccounts/vassals...
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 08, 2013, 05:15:48 am
His multiwhats?

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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Tojo on July 08, 2013, 06:35:53 am
Tojo removed his helmet revealing the graying band of black hair and his bald top, displaying his Christian devotion. The guards led him to the main hall of Nova Tahlberl where Lord ShiftKnife would be greeting him. The oaken doors creaked as they swung open revealing a bounteous table set before Shiftknife. "Welcome Lord Tojo, I hope you recieved my message" said ShiftKnife heartily, "Do you bring any news of enemy movement from your travels?" he further inquired. Tojo frowned slightly as he sat down, "I did not see anyone on my travels, but only because my scouts were not searching..." he paused, "However, I can offer you a token of good trade if I am able to take some of your goods back to my village". He looked for any sign of dissapointment in Shift's face but saw none, atleast none that Shift made evident. Tojo continued, "I would be willing to give your stables 90 of my well bred Destriers if you allow me to purchase 500 trade goods". "I believe this is fair, but I am open to more negotiations if this is unsuitable." added Tojo. "What say ye Shift , Yay or Nay?"...
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Penguin on July 08, 2013, 06:50:03 am
I wonder how Kesh feels about the guy he tried to use as his posterboy (ken456) fighting with his multiaccounts/vassals...

Not too kindly, check out the opposing roster. Funny how that works. Ken still has the support of Jesus, and my word is not as fickle as the words of a tyrant desperate for mercs.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 11, 2013, 12:45:18 am
After quickly repulsing the Chinese invaders the walls of New Kelredan finally appeared safe once more. The salvaged armor and weapons were finally valued, and either disposed of, sold, or kept for later usage. The Lord General of the Third Legion would run another patrol personally around his territory before returning to his domicile for a well deserved rest...


However, this rest was apparently not as deserved as the General thought. As the sun rose the next morning, reports had come saying a dark legion has rose... a dark legion of bowlers. Just as the Chinese had come unannounced to attack the Aggregate Alliance, the Bowlers would follow the same unprovoked example. Will their fate be the same as the Chinese? The General stroked his beard as he thought upon this matter, and prepared to raise his legion once more.

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THEY ARE ON OUR HORIZON, PREPARING FOR WAR!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on July 11, 2013, 12:45:34 am
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Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Rhalzo on July 11, 2013, 12:57:42 am
Reserved.

My Zulu warriors are prepared!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 11, 2013, 12:58:29 am
Reserved.

And is that supposed to be me?

Yes.  :oops: Can't you tell. It's your face(avatars) Photo shopped in.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Rhalzo on July 11, 2013, 12:59:07 am
Yes.  :oops: Can't you tell. It's your face(avatars) Photo shopped in.

Oops. I hoped to edit my post before it was quoted.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Artyem on July 11, 2013, 01:04:25 am
Artyem had just returned from a brief campaign in the south, a short mourning was done for his fallen brother, Deltah the ASS PRINCE; who had died shortly after his own return.  After taking count of the goods they had claimed from New Ehlerdah, his forces had begun to prepare for a short journey to the lands of Fisdnar, where they would offload these trade goods in exchange for monetary compensation from the great Wizard, Froyoyoyoyoyoyo.

Deltah's young son, Deltah the Rectum Ranger quickly sprinted down the halls of Artyem's house, tripping over a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew.

"Sire!" he exclaimed loudly upon entering the room, panting heavily from the short sprint.

"The bowlers!... they are back!..." he huffed and snorted out as best he could, snot flying out of his nostrils and saliva leaking from his mouth.  "They are... assaulting... the titties and ass alliance!"

Artyem looked up from his trade logs, staring at Deltah in contemplation.  "Excellent story, brethren." he said, continuing to take stock of their gold and equipment.  "But, my lord, is this not news of importance?" Deltah said, starting to breath normally.  Artyem slammed the book shut, stood up and stared Deltah in the eyes.

A short period of silence that seemed to last an eternity filled the room, the look on Artyem's face losing expression slowly but surely while Deltah's face returned to a normal color.

"No."

Deltah left the room, returning to the fields to continue his "training" with Larry.

they touched butts

Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Bronto on July 11, 2013, 01:22:19 am
This is for all those penis ships Lumetta...prepare your anus!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 11, 2013, 04:03:50 am
The penis ships will strike again! Be wary!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Bjord on July 11, 2013, 04:19:19 am
No one? No derogatory puns on 'Aggregate' yet?

Okay. my old friendregate Alliance. XDDDD XDDD so funy
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Rhalzo on July 11, 2013, 04:42:07 am
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This is beautiful. I can't stop looking at it. Zulu warriors assemble!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lumetta on July 11, 2013, 08:07:12 am
I made the Mother dickship for your server too
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Huey Newton on July 12, 2013, 06:15:37 am
Joe was fucking with his favorite Champion Courser when the door to his glorious Sex Palace burst open. A mere Rouncey, a simple working horse, strode into the gilded hall. He wore a flowing heraldic coat, on which was sewn the glorious seal of Free Companies of Calradia.

"Sire," he said, his eyes nervous and cast down, away from the glorious debaucher before him. "Sire, I have news of an alliance between neighboring factions.

"I am with my mistress!" Joe cried, still thrusting. Sweat from the bestial duo dripped audibly onto the gold-tiled floor. "Can't you see that I'm busy? Fuck off!"

"Y-yes my lord. I'll just tell them you're b-busy I guess."

"Tell them the usual," Joe grunted. "It's signed, etc."

The doors burst open again. In strode a red haired woman, beautiful but stern of face. She wore the finest of Plus Three Cavalry Robes. She looked from the Rouncey to Joe, then grimaced, pushing past the anxious messenger. "Joe, Jesus Christ, stop."

"What do you mean by this, Kesh? Bursting into my hall--"

"Oh my God, just stop. You delusional fuck. Just get out of the 'Sex Palace' and get to work. We need you to go south to boot CHAOS nerds to EU."

"Oh... Ok." He looked down at the panting Champion Courser. "Leave me, my mistress!"

"Please stop talking to the horses Joe. You can fuck them, but please don't talk to them. It's unnerving."

Joe begrudgingly unsheathed his dick from the Champion Courser and collected his pants from the dusty stool on which he'd placed them. Clothes in arm, he stumbled through hay and horse-shit, his bare feet slapping audibly against the dirt floor of the stables at Mechin. He strode out beside Kesh, visibly upset, his imaginary play time over.


Am I doing the roleplay right?
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 12, 2013, 06:20:24 am
Just want to say I had a good time fighting in your siege. (First time fighting for this the A.A. faction.)
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 12, 2013, 08:16:12 am
The Lord General looked upon the approval of the foreign Nobility and stated as he always does; "Cool, dude."
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Canary on July 21, 2013, 03:00:09 am
Raaaaargh! We're here too. We ain't dead yet.

Get out of my roooooom!
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: dreadnok on July 21, 2013, 05:32:17 am
No one? No derogatory puns on 'Aggregate' yet?

Okay. my old friendregate Alliance. XDDDD XDDD so funy

Shut up asshole. Get how to be an internet troll for dummies already.
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: ShiftKnife on July 22, 2013, 05:46:45 am
The Lord General of the 3rd Legion stood atop a hill just nearby his manor and thought to himself about the days that would come. He pulled the hubcap helm from his head and held it at his side, revealing his sleek bald head. He bristled his goatee with his free hand, and made a low hum before he spoke, "Chaos have entered this war, just as I predicted. After all, where there are Fiddlegib, there is Chaos."  His trusty vassal Duchess Tren of Tosdhar stood beside him on this hill, with similar attire fitted to her, like the Lord General. She listened closely as those words had escaped his beard- after several moments passed, she replied.. "Yes, Lord General. The days ahead are looking quite dark..."

He twiddled the end of his beard with two fingers, and nodded towards the woman as he scanned the area around him. "Yes, my dear. They are looking dark.. and if they are looking dark, then you know we must bring the light." The Duchess turned her head, redirecting her attention from the village to the Lord General. She nodded once, and then strode off down the hill towards the village they stood above. Lord General ShiftKnife was a daring man, but no one could have predicted what he did next... 
Title: Re: The Aggregate Alliance
Post by: Socks on October 13, 2013, 08:39:03 pm
bump