If you want serious pretend diplomacy, go join a mock UN or something. Keep up the table/horse/homoerotic posts cumming!
I want to post fun posts that are positive and with a purpose to discuss DIPLOMACY in the DIPLOMACY thread. I don't necessarily want all serious posts, I think some of the homo-erotic RP for your characters are involved in is really funny. But the current form of politics is not diplomacy past page 2 on the theads.
The UN does nothing. Honestly, these forums get more good accomplished worldwide than the UN.
If you want shitposts, defecate into your hand then insert the feces into your mouth. Remember to chew thoroughly to get rid of the chunks...