AT THE MOMENT I WONT PAY ANY ACHIEVEMENTS, BECAUSE I BOUGHT SOME MW STUFF, AND IM TOTALLY BROKE.
BUT FEEL FREE TO POST YOU ACHIEVEMENT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A GOOD SAMARITAN WILL PAY YOU
All you need to do is post the picture with the unlocked Achievement, and I`ll pay you the gold.
ACHIEVEMENTS
Double Kill : Kill two enemies in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 800 Gold
Triple Kill : Kill three enemies in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
Quadra Kill : Kill four enemies in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1400 Gold
I`m a fucking beast : Kill 5 enemies in the first round without dying, Server has to have more than 30 players (C-rpg)
Reward : 1500 Gold
Do they even lift?!?! : Kill 6 or more enemies in the first round without dying, Server has to have more than 30 players (C-rpg)
Reward 2000 Gold
It`s harder to couch a tree bro : Couch a dismounted Great Khan member (C-rpg)
Reward : 500 Gold
Paying with the same coin : Spawnrape an AFK/latespawner Great Khan (C-rpg)
Reward : 500 Gold
Bonus : 500 Gold if you provide a picture with teabagging them afterwards
I swear it, he blocked one hit : Kill Ivani4 (C-rpg)
Reward : 500 Gold
Out of my way peasants : Bump to death 2 enemies in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
How does that feel cunt!?!? : Headshot with any ranged weapon Bagge/Steevee/Shokoshugi/Jtoblasm/ArcherHelot (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
Bonus : 500 Gold if you provide a picture with teabagging them afterwards
Up yours!!! : Kill with a long spear Gurnisson/Teeth/CraftyBadger/Strudog (C-rpg)
Reward : 1500 Gold
Bonus : 500 Gold if you provide a picture with teabagging them afterwards
Heil Knitler!!! : Kill Knitler with an awlpike
Reward : 800 Gold
Where is your God now??? : Kill 2 Templars in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
Puberty, where are you??? : Make GTX rage
Reward : 1000 Gold
Bonus : 2000 Gold if you make him GTX
My dad used to touch me : Kill a HorseCrossbowman (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 500 Gold
Suck on this!!! : Kill Imba/Akbar as a HorseCrossbowman {YOU HAVE TO BE THE HX} (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
Bonus : 1500 Gold if you provide a picture with teabagging them afterwards
Remove kebab from the premises : Kill two Turks in a row (C-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
You got Vodka?? : Kill two Russians in a row (C-rpg)
Reward : 800 Gold
Kurwa bliat! : Kill two Polands in a row (C-rpg)
Reward : 800 Gold
Gayier than thou : Kill _Soldier/Veselov/C47/Ronald_Melissandro with an xbow
Reward 500 Gold
Bonus : 1500 Gold if you provide a picture with teabagging them afterwards
Eat your Snowflakes : Kill a Ninja with Snowflakes (C-rpg)
Reward : 1500 Gold
I swear it was an accident : kapikulu a Kapikulu member (now playing under PARS tag) (C-rpg)
Reward : 600 Gold
Snitches get stiches : Post a VALID ban request against Pepe
Reward 10000 Gold
They see me Jewing, they hating : Jew out in a market transaction Jackie/Reyiz/Herkuttati/Gurnisson/Erzengel/Torben
Reward 15000 Gold
Welcome home noob : Kill with fists a new player (C-rpg)
Reward 500 Gold
666, the number of the beast : Have EXACLTY 666 points in a Strat battle (Strat)
Reward 30000 Gold
From zero to Hero : End a strat battle with 1500 points or even more (Strat)
Reward : 3000 Gold
We don`t like Sauna : Kill 2 Finns in a row (C-rpg)
Reward : 800 Gold
Bite the hand that feeds you : Kill a dev, and then Tbag him (C-rpg)
Reward : 2000 Gold
Your mom : If Phase asks you something, answer him with a mom joke (C-rpg - Strat )
Reward : 500 Gold
Fire in the hole : kill someone with a smoke bomb (C-rpg)
Reward : 1500 Gold
Fallen from Grace : Kill 2 Fallens in a row ( C-rpg)
Reward 800 Gold
Kill the heretics : In a strat siege/battle, kill 2 or more enemies with a catapult shot ( Strat )
Reward 2500 Gold
The hammer of Thor : Kill an enemy with the Hammer ( C-rpg )
Reward 250 Gold
The Muslim way : Beat an enemy female with fists ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 1000 Gold
Are you Stoned bro?? : Kill an enemy with stones ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
Peasant power! : Kill an enemy tincan, while playing with <400 gold gear ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
Excuse me sir, May axe you a question?? : Kill someone with throwing axes/H.axes ( C-rpg )
Reward 250 Gold
chadz the donkey : Couch someone while riding a sumpter ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold
Hawk Eyes : Headshot kill someone with a short bow ( C-rpg )
Reward 800 Gold
European hospitality : Kill an NA or an Asian player, and then t-bag him ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
I ate your burgers : Join any NA server, and top the scoreboard. ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
Bride from hell : Dressed as a bride , kill two at row ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
Butcher of Reyvadin : Kill two enemies with the cleaver ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold
Payback is best served cold : Kill the guy who killed you on the previous round, then TBAG him! ( C-rpg ) (gonna need a before and an after pic)
Reward 1200 Gold
Eat your frog legs sonny!!! : Kill the mighty Butan, and then tbag him! ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
Napoleon Borntoparty : While on a public server, convince at least 3 or more players to follow you on a suicide (jump to a cliff, drown etc etc) ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
Elitists my ass!!! : Kill two Mercs in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 1000 Gold
OneHundred men army!!! : Attack a shiny army of 1000 troops and above in Strat map, with 1oo troops ( Strat map )
Reward 1500 Gold
Bonus 2000 Gold if you have no gear at all
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes : Kill Muffin and then tbag him!!! ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
Send my regards to your Kaiser : Kill two HRE members in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 800 Gold
The Great Schism : Kill two Byzantine members in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 800 Gold
Bruce Lee was weak : Join a chinese server and top at the end of the map ( C-rpg )
Reward 3000 Gold
ken453 lee tulibu dibu douchoo : Find and kill the mighty asian beast, ken453, and then tbag him! ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold
Shame of the Deserters : Kill two Deserters in a row ( C-rpg )
Reward 800 Gold
Kinngrimms apprentice : In a strat battle, destroy 3 or even more enemy equipment (catapult, weapon rack, forward spawn, healing tent) ( C-rpg )
Reward 2500 Gold
Bonus 5000 Gold if the enemy team is either the Grey Order or Druzhinas
Everyone hates Tywin!!! : There is a HRE member playing under the name of Tywin, find him, kill him, tbag him, get paid!!! ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
Fuck the police!!! : Kill an admin, then TBAG him, that will show him who is the boss. ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
Teeth`s Achievements (will be paid by him)
MVP: Score 300 points in one map of battle
Reward: 5000 gold
Triple valour: Score 80 points in the first round of battle
Reward: 5000 gold
Master of abuse: Get a kill with a kickstab with the 300 length pike (requires video evidence)
Reward: 2500 gold
PLEASE, ALONG WITH THE PICTURES YOU PROVIDE, TELL ME ALSO WHAT ACHIEVEMENT YOU UNLOCKED, IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME TO PAY YOU!
Donators to the cause :
P.S : If you have an achievement to suggest, post it and I may add it
Update 1 to the OP : At the end of each achievement I added some tags (C-rpg) (Strat) and (C-rpg + Strat).
What does that mean : for example if you kill Ivani4 in a strat battle, you won`t get paid, but if you do it in EU1 you will (c-rpg) tag.
But on the other hand if you kill 3 enemies in a row, in a strat battle, you will get paid (Strat + c-rpg )
Update 2 to the OP : added :
We don`t like Sauna : Kill 2 Finns in a row (C-rpg)
Reward : 800 Gold
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Bite the hand that feeds you : Kill a dev, and then Tbag him (C-rpg)
Reward : 2000 Gold
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Your mom : If Phase asks you something, answer him with a mom joke (C-rpg - Strat )
Reward : 500 Gold
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Update 3 to the OP : Added
Kill the heretics : In a strat siege/battle, kill 2 or more enemies with a catapult shot ( Strat )
Reward 2500 Gold
The hammer of Thor : Kill an enemy with the Hammer ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
The Muslim way : Beat an enemy female with fists ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 1000 Gold
Are you Stoned bro?? : Kill an enemy with stones ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
Peasant power! : Kill an enemy tincan, while playing with >400 gold gear ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
Excuse me sir, May axe you a question?? : Kill someone with throwing axes/H.axes ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
Update 4 : added
chadz the donkey : Couch someone while riding a sumpter ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold[/center]
Hawk Eyes : Headshot kill someone with a short bow ( C-rpg )
Reward 800 Gold[/center]
European hospitality : Kill an NA or an Asian player, and then t-bag him ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold[/center]
I ate your burgers : Join any NA server, and top the scoreboard. ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold[/center]
Bride from hell : Dressed as a bride , kill two male enemies ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold[/center]
Butcher of Reyvadin : Kill two enemies with the cleaver ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold[/center]
UPDATE 5 : Added :
Payback is best served cold : Kill the guy who killed you on the previous round, then TBAG him! ( C-rpg ) (gonna need a before and an after pic)
Reward 800 Gold
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Eat your frog legs sonny!!! : Kill the mighty Butan, and then tbag him! ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
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Napoleon Borntoparty : While on a public server, convince at least 3 or more players to follow you on a suicide (jump to a cliff, drown etc etc) ( C-rpg )
Reward 1500 Gold
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Elitists my ass!!! : Kill two Mercs in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 1000 Gold
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One man army!!! : Attack a shiny army of 1000 troops and above in Strat map, with 1 troop ( Strat map )
Reward 1500 Gold
Bonus 50000 Gold If you actually win this
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes : Kill Muffin and then tbag him!!! ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 600 Gold
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Update 6 : Added
Send my regards to your Kaiser : Kill two HRE members in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 800 Gold
The Great Schism : Kill two Byzantine members in a row ( C-rpg - Strat )
Reward 800 Gold
Bruce Lee was weak : Join a chinese server and top at the end of the map ( C-rpg )
Reward 3000 Gold
ken453 lee tulibu dibu douchoo : Find and kill the mighty asian beast, ken453, and then tbag him! ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold
Shame of the Deserters : Kill two Deserters in a row ( C-rpg )
Reward 800 Gold
Kinngrimms apprentice : In a strat battle, destroy 3 or even more enemy equipment (catapult, weapon rack, forward spawn, healing tent) ( C-rpg )
Reward 2500 Gold
Bonus 5000 Gold if the enemy team is either the Grey Order or Druzhinas
Everyone hates Tywin!!! : There is a HRE member playing under the name of Tywin, find him, kill him, tbag him, get paid!!! ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
Cool achievements panjes :)
Here are a few more from me
Godlike: kill 25+ non-peasant people in a round of battle (staged does not count)
Reward: Mighty German Poleaxe
End of gaming life: Marry a girl you met through cRPG
Reward: Lordly Mail Chausses
End of gaming life, pinko edition: Marry a man you met through cRPG, as a man
Reward: Lordly Banded Armor, Lordly Zitta Bascinet, Lordly Mail Gauntlets
This is serious, happy achievement hunting!
Cool achievements panjes :)
Here are a few more from me
Godlike: kill 25+ non-peasant people in a round of battle (staged does not count)
Reward: Mighty German Poleaxe
End of gaming life: Marry a girl you met through cRPG
Reward: Lordly Mail Chausses
End of gaming life, pinko edition: Marry a man you met through cRPG, as a man
Reward: Lordly Banded Armor, Lordly Zitta Bascinet, Lordly Mail Gauntlets
This is serious, happy achievement hunting!
Vibe, will you marry me?
Double Kill : Kill two enemies in a row
Reward : 1000 Gold
Triple Kill : Kill three enemies in a row
Reward : 1500 Gold
Quadra Kill : Kill four enemies in a row
Reward : 2000 Gold
I`m a fucking beast : Kill 5 enemies in the first round
Reward : 2000 Gold
Do they even lift?!?! : Kill 6 or more enemies in the first round
Reward 3000 Gold
I'm not sure I get this, but killing 6 enemies in the first round would net me 9,5k?
In any case Panos, you gonna be poor, cause I can do a few of these.
Gnus, I only see triple kill there!!
Also two ruskies I guess.
Cool achievements panjes :)
Here are a few more from me
Godlike: kill 25+ non-peasant people in a round of battle (staged does not count)
Reward: Mighty German Poleaxe
End of gaming life: Marry a girl you met through cRPG
Reward: Lordly Mail Chausses
End of gaming life, pinko edition: Marry a man you met through cRPG, as a man
Reward: Lordly Banded Armor, Lordly Zitta Bascinet, Lordly Mail Gauntlets
This is serious, happy achievement hunting!
I married Panda, but we got divorced.
geiv loom pl0x
Suggestion:
Kill the heretics:
Teamkill 3+ people like a boss
Reward : 4500 Gold
Reward request for Bobby
EDIT:
Bite the hand that feeds you : Kill a dev, and then Tbag him (C-rpg)
Reward : 2000 Gold
We are comin' Paul :lol:
Cool achievements panjes :)
Here are a few more from me
Godlike: kill 25+ non-peasant people in a round of battle (staged does not count)
Reward: Mighty German Poleaxe
End of gaming life: Marry a girl you met through cRPG
Reward: Lordly Mail Chausses
End of gaming life, pinko edition: Marry a man you met through cRPG, as a man
Reward: Lordly Banded Armor, Lordly Zitta Bascinet, Lordly Mail Gauntlets
This is serious, happy achievement hunting!
Man people get 25+ kills every week or so at most. I've never done it in battle but i'm pretty sure that poleaxe will be gone, soon.
Suggestion:
Kill the heretics:
Teamkill 3+ people like a boss
Reward : 4500 Gold
But that will make people get banned :(
But that will make people get banned :(
Maybe change it to achievement of killing 2+ people with catapult, the "Siegemaster"?
Or lets just give Bobby 4,5k and ban him :lol:
EDIT: I guess teamkills shouldn't count though.
now it would be very gentlemanly of one of the richest guys in crpg gurnidottir the goldenclad
to just put this up for the fame, and excuse teeth of the fee. :lol: then again heavy cav dous have high upkeep.
the 1/3rd rule makes this impossible panos.
Yeah, thanks for noticing my old friend. :D
added :
Fuck the police!!! : Kill an admin, then TBAG him, that will show him who is the boss. ( C-rpg )
Reward 600 Gold
If i wasnt so lazy, I would put a list with people who unlocked some achievements, but thank the gods that I`m a greek.
Go type it on forum : Kill Panos with 2h sword. ( C-rpg )
Reward 500 Gold
Bonus: 500 Gold if you drop your sword on his dead corpse and take a picture while T-bagging him.
Kinngrimms apprentice : In a strat battle, destroy 3 or even more enemy equipment (catapult, weapon rack, forward spawn, healing tent) ( C-rpg )
Reward 2500 Gold
I've done it but how can one prove it? I destroyed 1 healing tent and 2 weapon racks in milanese war we had at Grunwalder castle in the high part of the castle vs Apostates.
They see me Jewing, they hating : Jew out in a market transaction Jackie/Reyiz/Herkuttati/Gurnisson/Erzengel/Torben
Reward 15000 Gold
haha awsome shit there, goodluck thought if anyone is thinking of getting that achievement!
they call me JackieScam for a reason in byz :D
I dont know if it's offered but here is the deal
Butthurt!! : Kill panos with sticking a Danish or German greatsword into his butt. To prove show me the screenshot as you're sticking it in. ( C-rpg )
Reward 1000 Gold
I love hunting HX and HA and now it's also a good biznes ^^
How comes that somebody killed HX!? They are so OP! I didn't know that an archer or other ranged could even damage them!
Hummm... Maybe (but just maybe) if more ranged were shooting HX then HX wouldn't be as big threat as it is now?
The amount of damage HX deals is retarded, I know, but nothing stops ranged from dismounting HX, then their crossbows are just meh, not whoa!
I know it's not connected with the topic but anyway... good shooting Steevee, keep up the good work!
Triple kill: http://i.imgur.com/8cYp9sa.jpg
(I'm Alistair Andarion)
Triple kill (now it's a legal one :D )
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new Achievement i suggest
Deny The Nordmen : Kill two Members of the Nordmen in a row (Strat & c-rpg)
Reward : 1000 Gold
the chance of getting 2 Nordmen even on a server at the same time is very slim, never mind killing them both xD
Accepted Saxon :)
Here are some DTV achievements which I will gladly pay for (While my gold lasts of course):
Bot this, bitches : Kill 100 bots without dying
Reward : 2500 Gold
Dominating : Kill 200 bots without dying
Reward : 5000 Gold
H4X0R : Kill 500 bots without dying
Reward : 15000 Gold
Clutching this shit : Be the last one alive and save the round by killing 15+ bots
Reward : 5000 Gold
I don't leech : Play 10 rounds in a row without getting a single kill or death while still being helpful! (screenshot proof of every round)
Reward : 10000 Gold
look at this achievment and how it auto changed
Puberty, where are you??? : Make GTX rage
Reward : 1000 Gold
Bonus : 2000 Gold if you make him GTX
Melee gaming developers such troll.