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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: dynamike on June 11, 2013, 12:44:25 am

Title: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: dynamike on June 11, 2013, 12:44:25 am
Ladies and gentlemen,

Have you wondered how the FCC manages to perfectly coordinate their armies on the Strat map to perform spot on concentrated attacks and form impenetrable defenses? How they are always kind of at the right place at the right time? Have you thought "Gosh, they must have amazing planning skills!"? How they must just be extremely good at what they are doing?

Fellow Strategians, you have all been fooled.

As part of the FCC Strat faction, I have been able to live among them. To watch them. To study them. To earn their trust.

The truth of what I found to be the reason of the FCC success in Strat is shocking, to say the least. My friends, the information I am about to unveil is so secret, it deserves its own graphic:
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And yes, we are talking TOP SECRET, with a red box around it!

Why am I revealing this information? I am not sure myself. Partially maybe because the advantage the FCC is just too great. Partially because I feel for their enemies. Partially because there is no punishment against this (as of yet) in the rules. Partially because I am merely human and unable to contain such shattering truths. Do not judge me for my deeds, only judge me for my intent.

Without further ado, I give you the reason for FCC Strat supremacy -

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Please treat this information confidentially.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: Jack1 on June 11, 2013, 12:50:59 am
That was gay.











































































































































































































































































































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Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: dynamike on June 11, 2013, 12:59:01 am
I concur. Just trying to make light of some of those recent Strat animosities  :wink:
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: BaleOhay on June 11, 2013, 02:27:43 am
boring fighting Chaos... lacks all the spark of a real war complete with forum drama. Like banging a women who refuses to talk dirty. Sure its great and all but after you feel like it could have been better.

For most of you once you leave your parents basements you will learn this to be true.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: Jack1 on June 11, 2013, 02:41:03 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on June 11, 2013, 02:27:43 am
boring fighting Chaos... lacks all the spark of a real war complete with forum drama. Like banging a women who refuses to talk dirty. Sure its great and all but after you feel like it could have been better.

For most of you once you leave your parents basements you will learn this to be true.


Or a kid that refuses to scream.

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Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 11, 2013, 04:33:45 am
Quote from: Risen_Jack on June 11, 2013, 02:41:03 am


Or a kid that refuses to scream.

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Hm? Why make them scream when you can make them squeal like a pig.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: Jack1 on June 11, 2013, 04:36:30 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on June 11, 2013, 04:33:45 am
Hm? Why make them scream when you can make them squeal like a pig.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

I think I just shit out of laughter
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 11, 2013, 04:40:52 am
Quote from: Risen_Jack on June 11, 2013, 04:36:30 am

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

I think I just shit out of laughter

heh. Got the reference.  Good movie if anyone ever gets a chance to see it.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 12, 2013, 01:58:20 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on June 11, 2013, 02:27:43 am
boring fighting Chaos... lacks all the spark of a real war complete with forum drama. Like banging a women who refuses to talk dirty. Sure its great and all but after you feel like it could have been better.

For most of you once you leave your parents basements you will learn this to be true.

I prefer load moaners and screamers myself. I do particularly enjoy the girls that swear uncontrollably.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 12, 2013, 05:48:47 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 12, 2013, 01:58:20 pm
I prefer load moaners and screamers myself. I do particularly enjoy the girls that swear uncontrollably.

Same, talking dirty isn't a requirement to having a good time.  Just an active participant who enjoys a good deep dickin. 

FCC worst CC.
Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: dynamike on June 12, 2013, 05:51:47 pm
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Title: Re: Top Secret FCC Strat Intel Leaked!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 13, 2013, 12:47:07 am
Those aren't freckles, they are a malignant melanoma. We try not to talk about it. That's why it's "top secret" information.

You are... so... insensitive...  :cry: