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Title: Penis accident
Post by: Dooz on June 10, 2013, 10:39:40 pm: No possibility of reattachment or otherwise having anything where there once was.
Title: Re: Penis accident
Post by: Kafein on June 10, 2013, 10:53:32 pm: Go to the nearest public pool.
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Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 10, 2013, 10:55:02 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 10, 2013, 10:56:02 pm: remember:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 10, 2013, 10:59:48 pm: I wouldn't say kill yourself...but I'd certainly lead a pretty reckless and intoxicated existence.
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Post by: Leshma on June 11, 2013, 12:05:05 am: Can't be a shemale without it, why bother living :(
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Post by: Malaclypse on June 11, 2013, 12:10:22 am: Well outside of the obvious question of how the fuck do I dispose of my waste, the only loss is that of sexual gratification, which while a great part of being alive and human is only a part of it. I'd keep on keeping on.
Title: Re: Penis accident
Post by: Dooz on June 11, 2013, 12:32:28 am: you pee from your butt
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Post by: Taser on June 11, 2013, 12:37:04 am: Would suck so much ass but I'd live on regardless. Would definitely give new meaning to the phrase Disregard bitches, acquire money.
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Post by: Miwiw on June 11, 2013, 01:06:19 am: I'd get tits.
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Post by: Dooz on June 11, 2013, 01:19:09 am: but you acquire money to acquire bitches...
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Post by: Vibe on June 11, 2013, 11:05:18 am: I'd have my sister rescue me
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Post by: Panos on June 11, 2013, 11:10:44 am: Quote from: Malaclypse on June 11, 2013, 12:10:22 am
Well outside of the obvious question of how the fuck do I dispose of my waste, the only loss is that of sexual gratification, which while a great part of being alive and human is only a part of it. I'd keep on keeping on.

You would dispose your waste with a tube probably, and regarding the sexual pleasure, men can still cum if they have their balls, have you ever heard of the prostate massage??

Google it :wink:
Title: Re: Penis accident
Post by: Dooz on June 11, 2013, 08:25:58 pm: the closeness of the voting reflects my own inability to decide what i'd do. i guess i'll just have to wait and see!
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Post by: Kafein on June 11, 2013, 08:27:08 pm: Have children and be the weirdest father ever
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Post by: Radament on June 11, 2013, 09:07:11 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: B3RS3RK on June 11, 2013, 10:38:21 pm: I would get massive cock prothesis so I can still satisfy dem bitches.
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Post by: Taser on June 11, 2013, 10:39:19 pm: Quote from: B3RS3RK on June 11, 2013, 10:38:21 pm
I would get massive cock prothesis so I can still satisfy dem bitches.

Quote from: Dooz on June 10, 2013, 10:39:40 pm
No possibility of reattachment or otherwise having anything where there once was.
Title: Re: Penis accident
Post by: Kafein on June 11, 2013, 10:39:59 pm: This poll is a direct reference to Borderlands 2
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Post by: Dooz on June 11, 2013, 11:28:04 pm: haven't played it
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Post by: Kafein on June 12, 2013, 03:43:18 pm: Quote from: Dooz on June 11, 2013, 11:28:04 pm
haven't played it

You should
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Post by: darmaster on June 12, 2013, 04:20:19 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login