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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 09:39:03 pm

Title: March with Jesus!
Post by: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 09:39:03 pm

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4538

It's time for the third siege. The gear will be top notch, as will theirs, so plenty of xp. Since I plan on leaving strat I will be giving 1000 strat gold to anyone who signs up for me, regardless of your performance, save for the top 3 performers who will get 50k crpg gold each.
Good luck to both sides and have fun.

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On the way to help a young upstart get on his feet in strat (http://forum.meleegaming.com/strategus-issues/spawned-with-only-100-gold/), the peaceful trader was set on by the dogs of FCC. The scouts did not believe their eyes at first when they saw the tattered banners of the FCC vassals waving about in the wee hours of the morning. After noting the style of neckbeard his army wore, they confirmed that it was led by the disgraced boy king of the dead remnant faction, out for revenge. If they wanted a fight, they could always have it. They wanted no such thing, no EXP, no 50 vs 50 battle. They had come to fear prime time after humiliating losses, even when they had the bigger numbers. But even this was beyond honorless. They are not looking for a fight, but they will surely get one.

Let us send a message to FCC that this hypocrisy will not stand. Join me brothers, and before the sun rises, spill the blood of a most deserving enemy!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3926

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Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 11:10:48 pm

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/fcc-rage-harder/

For reference

I'm sure they'll make excuses. Better to just hone up to being dirty players.

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on June 06, 2013, 04:02:36 am

This battle shall be known henceforth as "The Attack of the Unemployed"

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: dynamike on June 06, 2013, 05:22:55 am

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Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Bronto on June 06, 2013, 02:05:52 pm

Quote from: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 11:10:48 pm

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/fcc-rage-harder/

For reference

I'm sure they'll make excuses. Better to just hone up to being dirty players.

I can always open this thread again if the need to shit talk in a hostile environment has arisen. Let me know Jesus.

Title: Smashing of the neckbeards
Post by: Penguin on June 06, 2013, 08:51:31 pm

They came in superior numbers, garbed in heraldic mail adorned by the vile stain of the FCC banner. The heavy fog shrouded their movements in the field, but the holy friends held strong throughout the battle, gaining momentum and outmaneuvering the simple brutes who had only been taught how to wield a maul or longsword. They had even summoned mammoths that were thrice the size of a warhorse, but God was on the side of the righteous this day.  It seemed like days had passed and the sun began to rise. The FCC war machine was chugging to a halt, but the holy fighters gave them no quarter. The fog lifted to reveal a plethora of FCC corpses scattered in the field. The ones who broke rank were captured and beheaded, cut low on the neck to reveal their traditional cheeto-crusted neckbeards. Be warned all who prey on the peaceful, the meek, the weak, and the righteous. God's judgment is coming for you.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3926

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Thanks to everyone who showed up. Our EU guys did phenomenal. Special mention to HARAMIR Rohypnol, Teeth, Canary, Ildist, all our Occitan fighters, all our Chaos fighters, Kapikulu and Druzhina, you all did a great job!

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Malaclypse on June 06, 2013, 09:00:33 pm

Boooo, I didn't make it home in time for this after all, took myself off the roster in the hopes I'd be back in time to apply.

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Penguin on June 06, 2013, 09:08:01 pm

Quote from: Malaclypse on June 06, 2013, 09:00:33 pm

Boooo, I didn't make it home in time for this after all, took myself off the roster in the hopes I'd be back in time to apply.

It was truly a sight to see such a diverse range of players working together (for the most part). It was a fun battle and there was plenty of XP. Also I will be selling off all the armor and gear I got from FCC to pay all of my mercs, so expect payment tonight or tomoorow

Title: Re: Smashing of the neckbeards
Post by: Haramir on June 07, 2013, 01:36:55 am

Quote from: Penguin on June 06, 2013, 08:51:31 pm

They came in superior numbers, garbed in heraldic mail adorned by the vile stain of the FCC banner. The heavy fog shrouded their movements in the field, but the holy friends held strong throughout the battle, gaining momentum and outmaneuvering the simple brutes who had only been taught how to wield a maul or longsword. They had even summoned mammoths that were thrice the size of a warhorse, but God was on the side of the righteous this day.  It seemed like days had passed and the sun began to rise. The FCC war machine was chugging to a halt, but the holy fighters gave them no quarter. The fog lifted to reveal a plethora of FCC corpses scattered in the field. The ones who broke rank were captured and beheaded, cut low on the neck to reveal their traditional cheeto-crusted neckbeards. Be warned all who prey on the peaceful, the meek, the weak, and the righteous. God's judgment is coming for you.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3926

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Thanks to everyone who showed up. Our EU guys did phenomenal. Special mention to Rohypnol, Teeth, Canary, Ildist, all our Occitan fighters, all our Chaos fighters, Kapikulu and Druzhina, you all did a great job!

No special mention for me even if i am top score :(

I'm losing faith in jesus and our lord

Title: Re: Smashing of the neckbeards
Post by: Penguin on June 07, 2013, 01:57:16 am

Quote from: Haramir on June 07, 2013, 01:36:55 am

No special mention for me even if i am top score :(

I'm losing faith in jesus and our lord

I thought all 5 occitan did equally superb jobs, was not enough for you!? Very well then, fixed it.

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Haramir on June 07, 2013, 02:08:46 am

no need to exagerate i was just kidding Jesus  :P It was a good fight and you made me try for the first time the Niuweidao and its now one of my favorite weapon

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: BaleOhay on June 07, 2013, 02:16:24 am

fight for us next time Haramir. We appreciate our mercs

Title: Re: Smashing of the neckbeards
Post by: sdfjkln on June 07, 2013, 03:49:43 am

Quote from: Penguin on June 07, 2013, 01:57:16 am

I thought all 5 occitan did equally superb jobs, was not enough for you!? Very well then, fixed it.

5 Occitan? I see 2 Occitan, and 3 Chevaliers... :D Thanks for paying!

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2013, 02:51:44 am

Love how Kesh was all "Oh look I'm so cewl I'm sending Jesus back to EU, he hasn't been there since that crucifixion (which wasn't in EU anyhow)."...

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Penguin on June 08, 2013, 04:52:32 am

Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2013, 02:51:44 am

Love how Kesh was all "Oh look I'm so cewl I'm sending Jesus back to EU, he hasn't been there since that crucifixion (which wasn't in EU anyhow)."...

Such anger. I thought it was all for show but I was playing on battle and duel lately and see many of them trying to bash me. People that don't even know me and have never spoken to me. Strange what the internet does to some people. Let's not get mad over a video game people. This is no place to vent your anger, it's to have fun!

Title: Re: Cowards attack a humanitarian mission during night time
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2013, 09:26:51 am

Quote from: Penguin on June 08, 2013, 04:52:32 am

Such anger. I thought it was all for show but I was playing on battle and duel lately and see many of them trying to bash me. People that don't even know me and have never spoken to me. Strange what the internet does to some people. Let's not get mad over a video game people. This is no place to vent your anger, it's to have fun!

Even though you're a false prophet preaching a false god and there is only one true goat I love the shit out of you.

Title: March with Jesus!
Post by: Penguin on July 23, 2013, 06:34:26 am

New battle in OP. Hope you all can make it!

Title: Re: March with Jesus!
Post by: Malaclypse on July 23, 2013, 10:10:24 pm

July with Jesus*