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Title: couple fight
Post by: pepejul on June 04, 2013, 12:41:14 am
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet apprecia tion.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: zagibu on June 04, 2013, 01:22:02 am
And what is it they say when asked about the most important trait a man has to have? Humor.
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: Utrakil on June 04, 2013, 02:14:04 am
It's good do be reminded why I am single again.
I had a good laugh.
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: pepejul on June 04, 2013, 05:06:05 pm
Polkafranzy made negative vote just because he hates me... what a pity...angry kid....  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: no_rules_just_play on June 04, 2013, 05:08:15 pm
Quote from: pepejul on June 04, 2013, 05:06:05 pm
Polkafranzy made negative vote just because he hates me... what a pity...angry kid....  :rolleyes:
dont bother about phill, he has some issues with this community :D
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: IR_Kuoin on June 04, 2013, 05:12:37 pm
PEPE, you never fail to make me laugh :D
Title: Re: couple fight
Post by: Kafein on June 04, 2013, 05:31:30 pm
Quote from: zagibu on June 04, 2013, 01:22:02 am
And what is it they say when asked about the most important trait a man has to have? Humor.

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