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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 06:03:15 am

Title: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 06:03:15 am
I've tried to work peacefully to facilitate trade through Shulus, but this latest round of thievery has finally pushed me in to full over-sperg.

Due to continued disrespect and underhanded tactics while I have tried to assist independent traders, New Shulus is hereby closed to all. Those who do not receive my permission to enter the fief will be attacked and pursued with extreme prejudice. Shoot me a message on Steam, these forums, or the c-rpg.net messaging system if you want to enter New Shulus.

I've got 6000 shiny troops and nothing but time to sit and wait. Like Smoothrich said we haven't done anything during this round of strat, so go ahead and make my day.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 03, 2013, 06:46:39 am
Filthy fucking basement dwelling neckbeards.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Penguin on June 03, 2013, 07:20:52 am
This feels more like a challenge than a warning. Perhaps its time for heist like none have seen before.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 07:47:49 am
I forgot to mention, if this shit keeps up then I'm just respeccing the fief and making it NA's #1 destination to buy construction sites and +3 sumpter horses. I'd rather throw it all away than lose my mind trying to keep track of it.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 03, 2013, 07:54:36 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 07:47:49 am
I forgot to mention, if this shit keeps up then I'm just respeccing the fief and making it NA's #1 destination to buy construction sites and +3 sumpter horses. I'd rather throw it all away than lose my mind trying to keep track of it.

What about making it a my little pony ranch? you could sell every type of horse at +2!
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Muki on June 03, 2013, 08:11:57 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 07:47:49 am
I forgot to mention, if this shit keeps up then I'm just respeccing the fief and making it NA's #1 destination to buy construction sites and +3 sumpter horses. I'd rather throw it all away than lose my mind trying to keep track of it.

:c would be losing a major sell spot for us indy traders
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 03, 2013, 08:38:56 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 07:47:49 am
I forgot to mention, if this shit keeps up then I'm just respeccing the fief and making it NA's #1 destination to buy construction sites and +3 sumpter horses. I'd rather throw it all away than lose my mind trying to keep track of it.

I would support this, I mean, fuck Muki, right Jesus?

(the S&D was being saved for Muki)

Edit

1 Samuel 15:2-4
2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Jesus did to Free Peoples, how he laid wait for them in the way, when he came up from Neckbeard Land to deceive them.
3 Now go and smite Jesus (and his disciples), and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass, except Betsy.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 08:48:25 am
Quote from: Penguin on June 03, 2013, 07:20:52 am
This feels more like a challenge than a warning. Perhaps its time for heist like none have seen before.

What happened to supporting independent traders? Why would you promote stealing from those who you claim to support?
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 03, 2013, 08:51:51 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 08:48:25 am
What happened to supporting independent traders? Why would you promote stealing from those who you claim to support?

Because he isn't Jesus, he is the anti-christ.

Partyboy is the true representative of peace and love in Calradia, the things that Jesus is known for.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: partyboy on June 03, 2013, 08:55:38 am
I'm kind of like the real Jesus, if the real Jesus couldn't be bothered to do anything worthwhile.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Penguin on June 03, 2013, 09:04:15 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 08:48:25 am
What happened to supporting independent traders? Why would you promote stealing from those who you claim to support?

Relax froyo, I was just being light-hearted. However, to clear this up, my opinion is that I support all FREE trade between independent all traders. I still respect your right to do your own thing in a few fiefs. By the way, can you tell me who you saw stealing the S&D and where they were headed?
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Tom Cruise on June 03, 2013, 09:47:43 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 06:03:15 am
so go ahead and make my day.

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Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 03, 2013, 10:11:25 pm
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Post by: Taser on June 03, 2013, 10:19:04 pm
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Good luck Free Peasants.

For the good thing!
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Keshian on June 03, 2013, 10:59:08 pm
Wow, looks like Hospitaller_MrRogers took up your challenge and wiped out your S&D .  Guess he is not scared with his 1600 man shiny army - probably thinks the peasants don't have stones to back up their threat, silly knight doesn't know peasants have tons of stones in their fields.  Viva la resistance!!
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 03, 2013, 11:08:12 pm
Or he doesn't ever read the forums (which is his fault, not saying it's an excuse).  I'm only ever in TS on the nights I can play, so haven't been in TS for quite a few days.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 11:18:23 pm
There is an ongoing investigation to determine who commit the theft. At the moment we are going over a list of possible suspects but we aren't going to jump to any conclusions. I hope it will suffice to say that once we know the culprit our wizard armies will ruin their day.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Haboe on June 03, 2013, 11:21:03 pm
Why, if i may ask, would a true wizard shoot and stab trespassers? Don't you guys have like... Magic, spooky forests and that kinda shit for it? :)
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 11:38:58 pm
Well we do have a spooky forest but it doesn't seem to be spooky enough anymore.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Muki on June 04, 2013, 02:02:30 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 11:38:58 pm
Well we do have a spooky forest but it doesn't seem to be spooky enough anymore.

It kinda lost it spook when spook(the person) died(aka banned).

Remember this post :)
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Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Pistachio on June 05, 2013, 11:51:03 pm
People of Fisdnar, my men can cross right? They will just go south. Not over your fiefs.
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: Knute on June 06, 2013, 12:57:55 am
Sure no problem, just have them contact Froyoyoyoyoyo in advance if they have crates and want to stop in Shulus while traveling through. 

It wasn't really an issue with the small clans and the people who regularly pass through, just big clans who have their own fiefs taking all the S&D without asking permission and screwing over independent traders who were waiting their turn to sell. 

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Quote from: Haboe on June 03, 2013, 11:21:03 pm
Why, if i may ask, would a true wizard shoot and stab trespassers? Don't you guys have like... Magic, spooky forests and that kinda shit for it? :)

This is our PSA about visiting Shulus without permission:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUa3ft2nhyA
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 06, 2013, 06:16:34 pm
Well it wasn't Mr. Rogers who took any S&D out of Shulus...so you can squelch that false rumor. 
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on June 06, 2013, 06:36:49 pm
Title would have been funnier if it was "shot then stabbed"
Title: Re: Trespassers will be shot and stabbed.
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 06, 2013, 07:19:16 pm
Quote from: Kelugarn on June 03, 2013, 11:18:23 pm
I hope it will suffice to say that once we know the culprit our wizard armies will ruin their day.

Where can I apply for one of these fine wizard armies? I'd love to get in on this magical slaughter.