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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: betard_lulz on May 30, 2013, 06:04:36 am

Title: War!
Post by: betard_lulz on May 30, 2013, 06:04:36 am

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A war looms

• History

Back in ye olden times MB was an ally to the Velucan Empire. In fact they were a part of the once large and mighty blue blob. Then it all changed when these scoundrels were given responsibility in the desert and promptly went afk for ~2 months. Then a faction by the name of UHaul was formed for the sole intention of withdrawing from the desert and upon MB's return the loot would be returned to them no charge.

• Whats going on now

Apparently our lords baby sitting wasn't good enough for these mere serfs of the land as they have started a scrap with us. Well, the men of TKoV have had enough of the bullox.

• What this all means

The Kingdom of Veluca declares war on the scally wags of Murder Boner. You insolent traitors have crossed the line. This will be akin to Sherman's March to the Sea!
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tl;dr: Bite the hand that feeds you and get backhanded MB. Total war has been declared upon ye!

-Bohmasterflex_TKoV

Title: Re: War!
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on May 30, 2013, 07:01:47 am

Quell that rebellion!

Title: Re: War!
Post by: Sparvico on May 30, 2013, 07:20:18 am

Halleluja! And here I thought the heady amount of xp us NA my old friends have been enjoying for so long now might dissipate because of the end of the Occitan/VE war.

Title: Re: War!
Post by: betard_lulz on May 30, 2013, 07:37:29 am

occitan isnt over we just hate the desert

Title: Re: War!
Post by: Visconti on May 30, 2013, 08:12:35 am

Quote from: betard_lulz on May 30, 2013, 07:37:29 am

occitan isnt over we just hate the desert

the war with occitan IS over

Title: Re: War!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 30, 2013, 11:25:59 am

Man, TKoV is getting pecked at like a chicken coop floor. Breakoff clans left and right, man. I tell you what.

Title: Re: War!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 30, 2013, 06:03:51 pm

    And who are you, the proud lord said,
    that I must bow so low?
    Only a cat of a different coat,
    that's all the truth I know.
    In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
    a lion still has claws,
    And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
    as long and sharp as yours.
    And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
    that lord of Castamere,
    But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
    with no one there to hear.
    Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
    and not a soul to hear.

Upstart lords everywhere

Title: Re: War!
Post by: Malaclypse on May 30, 2013, 07:01:23 pm

I thought you were quoting Puss in Boots or something Huseby, haha