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Title: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Kreczor on May 15, 2013, 07:39:58 pm
https://www.dragonspropheteurope.com/en/register?fi=a461h9leipg5a5qa

Register so I can get into the beta :D
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 23, 2014, 08:05:29 pm
So yeah, DRAGONS!!!! ( stolen from 4chan some time ago )


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Black Masked Hibernating Wyrm

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My choice is all about survivability: I can burrow underground - the only place, where humans/enemies can't follow me. There might be some way to track my movement, to a certain degree, but as soon as i stop - nothing will be able to spot or pursue me! Black color for extra armor - the only thing i need to successfully escape an ambush, or an explosive trap. My main offense will still remain my natural ability as wyrm, to secrete acid from my mouth. ( a pretty useless defense mechanism, so would have to rely on my physical strength ). Hibernation seems to be working well combined with underground hideouts. The most safe and secure way to ensure my immortality. ( i would go with worship or virgin consumption, but who can bet on humans still being around in 10.000 years? I just want to stay and hibernate, so humans can suck my dragon dick and kill each other if they like for all i care ) Being "Masked" will work well with hibernation, though "Lucky" and "Terror" might work too, for quick escapes!
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: zagibu on February 23, 2014, 11:14:53 pm
Unholy skeletal guardian behemoth. And I would guard the god damn pyramids. How awesome would that be?
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 24, 2014, 12:38:39 am
Quote from: zagibu on February 23, 2014, 11:14:53 pm
Unholy skeletal guardian behemoth. And I would guard the god damn pyramids. How awesome would that be?

Well yes, it would work nicely before the gunpowder era, but now, you would be vulnerable to explosives... :( US would nuke pyramids, and liberate Egypt from your presence before Christmass, I'm afraid.
 
I would choose wisely, and go with Kremlin, or Statue of Liberty - nuking Kremlin would mean WW3, and Nuking Statue of Liberty would be unti-constitutional and unpatriotic.
US would probably set a dome around you, and there would be a Dragon Christian Church on the rise - millions of 'mericans would prepare themselves for The Rapture, and reinforce their backyard nuclear-shelters. Kremlin would use You as a propaganda for the Russian Great Patriotic Movement. RGPM will be lead by Putin's newly born son - Vladimir Vladimirovich the Second. It will be widely believed among common folks in Russia, that one day you will take a few chosen Russians to establish a New Russia Colony on Mars.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: SixThumbs on February 24, 2014, 12:52:16 am
Divine Blue Coatl and need to hibernate. When it comes time to sleep I could just go deep underwater and barring some kraken or something being under there I would be fine.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 02:29:42 am
Meh, if a nuke came I would just intercept it in the air. You know, I can fly.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Moncho on February 24, 2014, 02:41:31 am
Majestic worship blue wyrm dwelling the oceans, with ocasional visits to certain Lochs and Lakes around the world, where I am worshiped as a legend nobody is entirely sure about, by digging tunnels there and covering them afterwards.
Majestic ensures than in the few times I let myself be spotted, which is rare since I am extremely agile on the water and can come in and out via tunnels I make, people notice and start cults to worship me
Basically I want to be a sea swimming stealthy monster that is worshipped around the world in lakes where he has let himself be spotted in counted occasions and largely keeps to his own

Another idea I just had is a treasure sea monster that lures ships to certain spots (eg bermuda triangle) to get their wealth and store it in underwater caves.

Quote from: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 02:29:42 am
Meh, if a nuke came I would just intercept it in the air. You know, I can fly.
But could you prevent it from destroying the pyramids? Remember, they die, you die.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Christo on February 24, 2014, 03:00:09 am
Shen-Tianlong could be fun.

You could become HAARP  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 01:32:31 pm
Quote from: Moncho on February 24, 2014, 02:41:31 am
But could you prevent it from destroying the pyramids? Remember, they die, you die.

Of course...just snatch it out of the air and throw it into the ocean.

What kind of intrigues me...why would anyone want to destroy the pyramids anyway?
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Moncho on February 24, 2014, 01:37:55 pm
Quote from: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 01:32:31 pm
Of course...just snatch it out of the air and throw it into the ocean.

What kind of intrigues me...why would anyone want to destroy the pyramids anyway?
To kill you duh
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 24, 2014, 01:52:57 pm
Quote from: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 01:32:31 pm
Of course...just snatch it out of the air and throw it into the ocean.

What kind of intrigues me...why would anyone want to destroy the pyramids anyway?

Well, ti's like in that movie - "District 9", hard to say if they would choose to ignore you, after the novelty has worn off, or they would get enraged because you pose a threat to their tourist industry. You have an aura of misfortune after all, so some sloppy fat tourist would get crushed under your feet while taking a picture, or some other shit would happen - and turn everyone against you... :( In Japan they would build a giant robot to fight you - like in "Pacific Rim" ( what a shit movie btw ), but in Egypt they would just shoot few AK rounds at you, organize a huge anti-government mob, who would demand the president to make you disappear or face quick and painful lynching. Fighting would escalate, and soon, Egypt would have a civil war on their hands - not because of you, but because things a generally fucked up, and it is universally known, that the best way to improve life in a country, is waging a years long bloody civil war. At some point US would have to intervene - and why risking lives of ground troops, when they can send an unmanned nuclear drone to smack your ass back to oblivion!
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 02:42:51 pm
The aura of misfortune would not affect me, meaning I wouldn't trample humans, they would instead get run over by buses or get bitten by scorpions, or randomly fall into the sky etc. Also, I would only eat buses full of German tourists, so I guess the tourist industry would even be thankful. Otherwise I wouldn't pose a threat, just sit on top of the tallest pyramid and look awesome. Maybe from time to time hunt a few Tuareg or something, but who would miss them?

Also, why would anyone want to kill me? It doesn't make sense to kill an awesome gigantic skeletal dragon.

Another idea would be to turn the closest cities into zombie towns over night. Just do some nightly flyovers and breathe out a few times and everyone dies and turns into a zombie. Then nobody would come visit the pyramids anymore and military would focus on those towns.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 24, 2014, 03:16:04 pm
Quote from: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 02:42:51 pm
Another idea would be to turn the closest cities into zombie towns over night. Just do some nightly flyovers and breathe out a few times and everyone dies and turns into a zombie. Then nobody would come visit the pyramids anymore and military would focus on those towns.

That is a nice diversion indeed! Lots of hustle though... I might come visit your pyramid in my giant-sandworm form, when you take care of them tourists. Though i still prefer the safety of my underground lair - it's wet and dirty, yes, but i rather be safe than sorry! And when i am hungry, I will only need to find a local subway tunnel, and open my mouth :)
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: [ptx] on February 24, 2014, 03:19:13 pm
Worshipped Sagacious Bronze Coatl.

Pretty much Zeus, minus all the illegitimate mortal children part. Oh, and i can fly into space.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: zagibu on February 24, 2014, 03:37:29 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 24, 2014, 03:16:04 pm
That is a nice diversion indeed! Lots of hustle though... I might come visit your pyramid in my giant-sandworm form, when you take care of them tourists. Though i still prefer the safety of my underground lair - it's wet and dirty, yes, but i rather be safe than sorry! And when i am hungry, I will only need to find a local subway tunnel, and open my mouth :)

Yeah, I understand. Although I'd still rather be a huge fucking skeleton dragon than a worm.
Title: Re: DRAGONS!!!!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 24, 2014, 11:48:00 pm
dragons are hot