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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tom Cruise on May 14, 2013, 12:12:27 am

Title: Somebody
Post by: Tom Cruise on May 14, 2013, 12:12:27 am
Sell me a fucking +3 Heavy Crossbow, and I will masturbate with sandpaper

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Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: Rebelyell on May 14, 2013, 01:28:15 am
is really hard to get that one on market place
good luck
Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: isatis on May 14, 2013, 01:29:32 am
Hey bro

Go for +3 crossbow

they will masturbate with twice as much as sand paper for a buyer!
Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 14, 2013, 01:36:36 am
Videos first. Then we talk.
Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: Tom Cruise on May 14, 2013, 01:43:36 am
Quote from: isatis on May 14, 2013, 01:29:32 am
Hey bro

Go for +3 crossbow

they will masturbate with twice as much as sand paper for a buyer!

But Crossbow hits like little girly man *arnold swarzinaggers voice*
Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: Delson on May 14, 2013, 01:58:25 am
Quote from: isatis on May 14, 2013, 01:29:32 am
Hey bro

Go for +3 crossbow

they will masturbate with twice as much as sand paper for a buyer!


I have a +3 crossbow I want to sell.

*sigh*   *gets out sandpaper*
Title: Re: Somebody
Post by: Sparvico on May 14, 2013, 12:16:31 pm
Hey! Me too. Buy my +3 Crossbow and i'll through in a free puppy! (no promises it'll be a live puppy though).