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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Penguin on May 12, 2013, 02:49:35 am

Title: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Penguin on May 12, 2013, 02:49:35 am
"Heavy Yawshawns are not a problem!", you might say. But it's a bigger issue than you might think. An informant working within the FCC has disclosed some information on the vast reserves of unregulated heavy yawshawns floating around FCC fiefs. We have learned that these yawshawns are not the product of fine craftsmanship and hard work, no! Deep in the caverns of the Jelbeigi mountains it is said that they are forged from the very fires of hell; infused with black magic, submerged in the blood of virgins, and stocked full of innocent souls! This informant also claims that sacrificial altars and other satanic relics were spotted being smuggled into Sungetche. My brothers and sisters, we must put an end to this shameful practice and free the terrified souls that FCC black magic has bound to servitude!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3649
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Matey on May 12, 2013, 03:14:11 am
"Heavy Yawshawns are not a problem!", you might say. But it's a bigger issue than you might think. An informant working within the FCC has disclosed some information on the vast reserves of unregulated heavy yawshawns floating around FCC fiefs. We have learned that these yawshawns are not the product of fine craftsmanship and hard work, no! Deep in the caverns of the Jelbeigi mountains it is said that they are forged from the very fires of hell; infused with black magic, submerged in the blood of virgins, and stocked full of innocent souls! This informant also claims that sacrificial altars and other satanic relics were spotted being smuggled into Sungetche. My brothers and sisters, we must put an end to this shameful practice and free the terrified souls that FCC black magic has bound to servitude!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3649

All lies! We don't forge them in black magic or infernal hellfire! They are forged by the youngest child labour we could find!
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Keshian on May 12, 2013, 04:38:16 am
All lies! We don't forge them in black magic or infernal hellfire! They are forged by the youngest child labour we could find!

Pulse - you must defend our child labour!
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Penguin on May 13, 2013, 12:00:12 am
Update: Thousands of yawshawns seen crossing the tundra.

More to follow as we keep up with this breaking news.
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Penguin on May 13, 2013, 03:17:55 am
I apologize to everyone on my team and people who took time out of their day to sign up for me. I definitely did not approach the battle with proper planning and leadership like Vyincourd. It was not until we did our little QIA mob at the end that I realized most of you were actively waiting for orders and how much green could be achieved with it. And we even had a full roster! Sorry guys, hope you enjoyed the XP at least! 
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Matey on May 13, 2013, 03:57:42 am
I apologize to everyone on my team and people who took time out of their day to sign up for me. I definitely did not approach the battle with proper planning and leadership like Vyincourd. It was not until we did our little QIA mob at the end that I realized most of you were actively waiting for orders and how much green could be achieved with it. And we even had a full roster! Sorry guys, hope you enjoyed the XP at least!

I wasn't there at the start or anything... but I didn't see no Heavy Yawshans when I was watching! I'ma start callin you george bush jr... jr.
Title: Re: Sign up to destroy heavy yawshawn operations in the Tundra.
Post by: Dach on May 13, 2013, 07:21:02 am
Thank for the mercenary that showed up to defend my castle from the false prophet!  :mrgreen:

Payment sent!  :wink: