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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: TehSoviet on May 10, 2013, 10:29:19 am

Title: A warning to Fimbulvetr
Post by: TehSoviet on May 10, 2013, 10:29:19 am

" That's admirable. I spent six months out there, beyond the Wall, during the last winter. Supposed to be a two-week mission. We heard a rumor Mance Rayder was planning to attack Eastwatch, so we went out to look for some of his men, capture them, gather some knowledge. The Wildlings who fight for Mance Rayder are hard men... harder than you'll ever be. They know their country better than we do. They knew there was a storm coming in. So they hid in their caves and waited for it to pass... and we got caught in the open. Wind so strong, it yanked hundred-foot trees straight from the ground, roots and all. If you took your gloves off to find your cock to have a piss, you lost a finger to the frost. And all in darkness. "
- Mister Thorne of FCC's recounting of Strat 2

Alliser Thorne - FCC
Bob Snow and Bigmac - Fimbulvetr

Teh Soviet (BlondeKhan): these fimbl green boys dont know cold
Teh Soviet (BlondeKhan): and when they come
Teh Soviet (BlondeKhan): they will die
Teh Soviet (BlondeKhan): like flies

Title: Re: A warning to Fimbulvetr
Post by: Gristle on May 10, 2013, 11:57:40 am
You know nothing, Fimbulvetr!
Title: Re: A warning to Fimbulvetr
Post by: Jon Agony on May 11, 2013, 09:40:28 am
Hodor! Hodor!
Title: Re: A warning to Fimbulvetr
Post by: BoneSaw on May 11, 2013, 04:06:18 pm
Save me a bowl of Fimbulvetr soup! I hear they are nice and fat! Plenty for all!