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Title: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on May 08, 2013, 07:35:49 pm

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Out of necessity, Remnants will remain an invite only army. Though we may be looking for players with talent, we realize not everyone will mesh well within the Remnants.
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on May 08, 2013, 07:50:32 pm
first
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 08, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
/me wanders in a bit dazed and confused.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Gmnotutoo on May 08, 2013, 09:26:11 pm
You should have joined my faction in strat instead of the FCC.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 08, 2013, 09:27:07 pm
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on May 08, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
/me wanders in a bit dazed and confused.

The Sauce got lazy/bored/busy IRL and you can't transfer thread ownership to active people, so we need a new thread.

Hope that clears it up  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Tojo on May 09, 2013, 04:55:41 am
I demand Tom Cruise in our TS every full moon.

I demand more xbows to be used by remnant.

I demand alliance with HG.

that is all
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: WeeBo on May 09, 2013, 05:57:33 pm
Have HG join FCC!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Lamk on May 09, 2013, 06:27:08 pm
I didn't even know I was a strat sergeant
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: WeeBo on May 09, 2013, 07:52:27 pm
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Words of the king!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 09, 2013, 08:43:31 pm
I am inspired, lord!

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 11, 2013, 03:02:00 am
Thank Jesus this thread was made so the other one may remain at it's holy number of pages.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 13, 2013, 10:00:59 pm
Check out the OP update with awesome artwork from Kajia (http://forum.meleegaming.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11753), designer of the cRPG loading screen!  8-)

Thanks for the work, buddy!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: WeeBo on May 13, 2013, 10:27:15 pm
Sweet work!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Mae. on May 16, 2013, 06:02:14 pm
ooOOooooo
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 16, 2013, 06:33:44 pm
neggas bleed just like us, picture me being scared of a negga that bleed the same air as me
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Aaron on May 20, 2013, 04:03:48 am
would you guys be interested in a foot archer or HA?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 20, 2013, 05:12:22 am
Quote from: Aaron on May 20, 2013, 04:03:48 am
would you guys be interested in a foot archer or HA?

People showing interest in joining can hang out with us in TS so we get to know them - the right fit is key for our clan.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Ramza on May 21, 2013, 10:06:49 am
I set a path through the mountains to Nova Reyvadin and somehow get stuck in the mountain. I must be safe doing this trade route right? I took enough precautions to avoid enemy cities and armies right? Frisia's allied with us right? (Foreshadowing: no hard feelings, I won't le diplomacy anymore). They've helped us in Strat battles before right?

Nope, this motherfucking 1800 man army waltzes in within 3 hours and cuts me off while these 10 fucking pixels of mountain stop me from moving. What a fucking stupid thought, why did I fucking assume that an army four times as large wouldn't be able to catch up to me. This is the 3rd time that I've been attacked unprovoked. All I do is go on trade routes, respecting trade borders and S&D rules. What the fuck does it take to build up a decently sized army with good equipment?

I don't know why I kept clicking on this bullshittery "join Strategus as a hero". Words cannot describe the amount of fucking butthurt I am right now. Fuck me for sounding like a dick and spewing nonsense but I need to vent. I might not be as mad if Dildos hadn't been a bro and trusted me and gave me his gear and S&D, but now I've lost it all for the dumbest fucking reason. I feel like starting again and building up a giant amount of troops and raining down fucking revenge to anyone who has attacked me in the past, but no, it's not worth the effort.

Go fuck yourself, Stratshitus, you've wasted enough of my time. I'm sorry clanmates, don't expect me to participate anymore in this dickstroking fest of building up a big circle on a map and "fighting" aka whoever with the heaviest armour and overheads the most with a masterlordlywork great maul wins while everyone talks at once in a voip and the stereo imaging on horse clops are telling me that cav is coming from behind but no, a broken catapault actually shot it into the sky and the guy on the horse blocked the pikes that were aimed at the horse's leg with his shield that covers the upper half of his body and held X in midair and dicked me in the face from the heavens and a stray arbalest bolt combo'd me and knocked me onto a ladder that shattered the moment I landed on it but rebuilt itself and launched me into a pack of shielders but it's okay the enemy made sure to sign up all the lvl 34s with only 77 HP and 9 powerstrike so it's really not that bad and I'll be rewarded with a glorious 800k xp which is actually a good redeeming quality so all I see is worth and I'll summon enough bravery and sign up for another one tomorrow.

No. Not anymore.

NA_1 4 lyfe
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Keshian on May 21, 2013, 02:11:58 pm
Quote from: Ramza on May 21, 2013, 10:06:49 am
I set a path through the mountains to Nova Reyvadin and somehow get stuck in the mountain. I must be safe doing this trade route right? I took enough precautions to avoid enemy cities and armies right? Frisia's allied with us right? (Foreshadowing: no hard feelings, I won't le diplomacy anymore). They've helped us in Strat battles before right?

Nope, this motherfucking 1800 man army waltzes in within 3 hours and cuts me off while these 10 fucking pixels of mountain stop me from moving. What a fucking stupid thought, why did I fucking assume that an army four times as large wouldn't be able to catch up to me. This is the 3rd time that I've been attacked unprovoked. All I do is go on trade routes, respecting trade borders and S&D rules. What the fuck does it take to build up a decently sized army with good equipment?

I don't know why I kept clicking on this bullshittery "join Strategus as a hero". Words cannot describe the amount of fucking butthurt I am right now. Fuck me for sounding like a dick and spewing nonsense but I need to vent. I might not be as mad if Dildos hadn't been a bro and trusted me and gave me his gear and S&D, but now I've lost it all for the dumbest fucking reason. I feel like starting again and building up a giant amount of troops and raining down fucking revenge to anyone who has attacked me in the past, but no, it's not worth the effort.

Go fuck yourself, Stratshitus, you've wasted enough of my time. I'm sorry clanmates, don't expect me to participate anymore in this dickstroking fest of building up a big circle on a map and "fighting" aka whoever with the heaviest armour and overheads the most with a masterlordlywork great maul wins while everyone talks at once in a voip and the stereo imaging on horse clops are telling me that cav is coming from behind but no, a broken catapault actually shot it into the sky and the guy on the horse blocked the pikes that were aimed at the horse's leg with his shield that covers the upper half of his body and held X in midair and dicked me in the face from the heavens and a stray arbalest bolt combo'd me and knocked me onto a ladder that shattered the moment I landed on it but rebuilt itself and launched me into a pack of shielders but it's okay the enemy made sure to sign up all the lvl 34s with only 77 HP and 9 powerstrike so it's really not that bad and I'll be rewarded with a glorious 800k xp which is actually a good redeeming quality so all I see is worth and I'll summon enough bravery and sign up for another one tomorrow.

No. Not anymore.

NA_1 4 lyfe

:(  most battles are still fun.  Also, I can get you the gold/goods and gear dildo gave to you back to you if you come back from EU, it really wasnt that much.  help us fuck over the frisians who attacked you for a stupid reason at 1 in the morning.  Even just showing up for battles is a HUGE help.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 21, 2013, 05:07:50 pm
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+1, would read again  :lol:

Sorry what happened to you buddy, Strat can be frustrating sometimes - but that goes both ways: next time you might be able to dick someone over and make him rage  :wink:

Strat participation is not a must for the clan, so feel free to do what you like. However, it would suck to not have your help in Strat anymore, so think about it (and the sweet revenge you could get). As Kesh said: you could get the stuff you lost back easily and would be great to at least have you in battles.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 24, 2013, 01:30:18 am
Faction concept for Commander Mode, bishes:

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/community-faction-design-contest-commander-mode/msg790376/#msg790376

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Voso on May 24, 2013, 02:13:54 am
woah pretty pictures !
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Kophka on May 24, 2013, 10:40:42 pm
Bumps
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Chestaclese on May 25, 2013, 07:04:30 am
Quote from: dynamike on May 24, 2013, 01:30:18 am
Faction concept for Commander Mode, bishes:

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/community-faction-design-contest-commander-mode/msg790376/#msg790376

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Haha mascots.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 29, 2013, 10:49:20 pm
Quote from: Kophka on May 24, 2013, 10:40:42 pm
Bumps

Come and play, brother!


Quote from: Chestaclese on May 25, 2013, 07:04:30 am
Haha mascots.

Yeah sorry, couldn't get your full outfit together anymore. But the reference is there  :wink:

Also, upvote the faction so it gets implemented!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 30, 2013, 02:19:14 pm
Indeed.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on May 30, 2013, 07:24:32 pm
You been working out, Dexx?  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Kreczor on May 30, 2013, 07:32:49 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 31, 2013, 04:55:12 am
Quote from: dynamike on May 30, 2013, 07:24:32 pm
You been working out, Dexx?  :wink:

My arm, yes.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Beast_50a on May 31, 2013, 07:38:04 am
Bunch of fatties
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 02, 2013, 06:23:25 pm
Haru do you intentionally target me in battles or is it just my imagination?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Lamk on June 02, 2013, 10:57:54 pm
Quote from: Daruvian on June 02, 2013, 06:23:25 pm
Haru do you intentionally target me in battles or is it just my imagination?

 I guess it is because you're a bundle of sticks. heuheuhueheu :P
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 02, 2013, 10:58:51 pm
well yes
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on June 04, 2013, 06:51:26 am
We impaled a castle today. It was fun.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Mae. on June 05, 2013, 06:05:19 pm
oh geez here i go sounding like Dexx... check the clan page strat nerds, luv yeu.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on June 13, 2013, 10:00:51 pm
We are now...

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Dalfador on June 13, 2013, 10:22:42 pm
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this is a really cool picture...

where did you get it/how did you make it?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: Smithy on June 13, 2013, 10:27:19 pm
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I want a hi-res version for my desktop background haha   :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on June 13, 2013, 11:59:04 pm
All credits for the awesome artwork go here:

Quote from: dynamike on May 13, 2013, 10:00:59 pm
Check out the OP update with awesome artwork from Kajia (http://forum.meleegaming.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11753), designer of the cRPG loading screen!  8-)

Thanks for the work, buddy!

There's more where that came from, if you're lucky and Kajia has time  :wink:

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Smithy, for you:
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - The Original Thread +++ Other thread is fake and gay! +++
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2013, 04:23:16 pm
Strat nerd Remnants, read the forums - we're going on a field trip.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - New Thread
Post by: dynamike on July 03, 2013, 05:02:13 pm
Obligatory reminder:

Quote from: maeday on June 05, 2013, 06:05:19 pm
oh geez here i go sounding like Dexx... check the clan page strat nerds, luv yeu.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - The Original Thread +++ Other thread is fake and gay! +++
Post by: Kalam on July 08, 2013, 03:57:24 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - The Original Thread +++ Other thread is fake and gay! +++
Post by: Chestaclese on August 28, 2013, 05:59:02 pm
This German thread is more efficient.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - The Original Thread +++ Other thread is fake and gay! +++
Post by: dynamike on September 03, 2013, 03:50:12 pm
Quote from: Chestaclese on August 28, 2013, 05:59:02 pm
This German bread is delicious.

Seriously, anything you can buy here is inferior. Fuck your burger buns, America!

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Sauce on September 04, 2013, 06:28:58 pm
Stop trying to make "The Remnants [NA] - happen. It's not gonna happen.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 04, 2013, 06:42:12 pm
The trick is to make your own food. Then you can have as good of shit as you want. Try making pretzels sometime. It's worth it.

Oh, and you guys are my old friends or something.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on September 04, 2013, 07:36:00 pm
Pretzels - good start, Daruvian! Deliciously soft inside, crispy on the outside and with that taste of baking heaven  :D

This is how you actually spell them:
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This is how they are supposed to look like:
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This is what they go well with (at least in Bavaria):
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This is the best place to eat them:
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And this is who you eat them with:
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Any questions?


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 04, 2013, 07:43:12 pm
delicious german food...

Is this the oxymoron thread?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on September 04, 2013, 07:47:00 pm
Changing thread title into:

The Remnants [NA] - This is now where CrazyCracka420 is a dick
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 04, 2013, 08:22:13 pm
Well #YODO...not going to pull any punches. 

I like sausages and lager...but that's about it.  Well I like German sweets too (like cakes and confections). 

But none of those are exclusive to German cuisine.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Mae. on September 04, 2013, 10:36:05 pm
fuck i'm hungry..
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on September 04, 2013, 11:17:03 pm
Quote from: maeday on September 04, 2013, 10:36:05 pm
fuck i'm hungry..

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This is inappropriate in so many ways...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 05, 2013, 01:09:23 am
Quote from: dynamike on September 04, 2013, 11:17:03 pm
This is inappropriate in so many ways...
I know, right? Who would eat spaghetti without meat sauce. I do love me some meat sauce.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Mae. on September 05, 2013, 02:53:39 am
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on September 05, 2013, 01:09:23 am
I know, right? Who would eat spaghetti without meat sauce. I do love me some meat sauce.

you wanna fight over it??!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: SP1N on September 05, 2013, 03:44:24 am
My meatless spaghetti brings all the jungen to the hof.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 05, 2013, 03:58:37 am
Quote from: dynamike on September 04, 2013, 07:36:00 pm
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Got dam it I did not take four years of Deutsch klasse for someone to tell me how to say pretzel in German.

Also I eat my spaghetti without any sauce.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 05, 2013, 10:54:08 pm
Quote from: maeday on September 05, 2013, 02:53:39 am
you wanna fight over it??!



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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 05, 2013, 11:17:55 pm
Oh I'll come at you

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Chestaclese on September 21, 2013, 08:49:55 pm
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Kalam on September 21, 2013, 10:36:09 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Socks on September 22, 2013, 04:28:13 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 22, 2013, 04:33:41 am
Fuck I want a fresh pretzel.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Kalam on September 22, 2013, 04:47:59 am
There's a decent German restaurant five minutes away from me.

I swore off meat and all those carbs till December, because I'm seeing my family, and as Asians (of a sort) they will not shut up about any excess fat.


GOD DAMN YOU REMNANTS
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on September 23, 2013, 05:20:39 pm
Do no listen to zis dummshit, Kal. You need to essen ze sausage and trink ze lecker bier!
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It will put ze hair on your chest and make you from ze klein little puppy...
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...to ze strong frau hunting macho man who can conquer all ze lands!
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Muunilinst on September 25, 2013, 10:14:30 am
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oh and ofc, you all know it and , and it comes from where i come from ( berlin)

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dayumm u made em hungry with all your pics about food now^^
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: TugBoat on September 26, 2013, 06:02:16 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Dexxtaa on October 06, 2013, 08:51:56 pm
U. S. A.

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Kalam on October 06, 2013, 08:55:40 pm
Quote from: dynamike on September 23, 2013, 05:20:39 pm
Do no listen to zis dummshit, Kal. You need to essen ze sausage and trink ze lecker bier!
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It will put ze hair on your chest and make you from ze klein little puppy...
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...to ze strong frau hunting macho man who can conquer all ze lands!
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Hunting married women!?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Socks on October 07, 2013, 11:09:02 pm
reminded me of remnantz (the bnnr)

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Dexxtaa on October 08, 2013, 10:19:44 am
Rolling for top of page 6.
Quote from: Dexxtaa on October 06, 2013, 08:51:56 pm
U. S. A.

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Chestaclese on October 08, 2013, 11:05:57 pm
Quote from: Dexxtaa on October 08, 2013, 10:19:44 am
Rolling for top of page 6.

fail
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 11:07:02 pm
Reserved

for

future

information

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///and fail
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on October 09, 2013, 11:53:57 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Dexxtaa on October 10, 2013, 03:59:06 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 11:07:02 pm
Reserved

for

future

information

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///and fail

The video for this is pretty awesome, you should look it up.

Also, after all the people trying to go head to head with admins, this is a great illustration of how it always goes down.


The only problem is I don't know what their tomato (goal) is.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 10, 2013, 08:32:27 pm
hi im look for join guild
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 11, 2013, 01:28:05 am
i was serious btw im looking to get serious in a serious faction

once i get a new mouse + mousepad ill be GG for crpg

dont make me post pics of what i use now plz
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on October 11, 2013, 06:29:33 am
Quote from: POOPHAMMER on October 11, 2013, 01:28:05 am
i was serious btw im looking to get serious in a serious faction

once i get a new mouse + mousepad ill be GG for crpg

dont make me post pics of what i use now plz

As it happens our serious application process for serious faction entry includes submitting a CV with serious pics of applicants riding a donkey backwards in the nude while frying pink chocolate kittens with rectal lasers and twerking the national tea bag anthem of Papua New Guinea.

It's more of a formality though.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 18, 2013, 10:57:40 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - This is now where we talk about delicious German food
Post by: dynamike on October 23, 2013, 04:03:00 pm
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Fucking genius kid.

I will try this.