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Title: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Penguin on April 29, 2013, 12:18:10 am
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Nova Tismirr is free. The free trader group is no more. What is there left to do but liberate the only vestiges of corruption in Calradia that yet exists? The FCC/VE/AOW axis of evil have overstretched themselves, and it's time they pay for their warmongering against the peaceful nations. Send a message to them this day, raise up your arms and rebel against them. Even those who would call me their enemy in the past, now is the time to walk the path of the righteous, for all your sins are forgiven if you ask it and let the holy spirit inhabit thy heart. And though we may die this day or the day after that, our message will live on! Down with the axis of evil!

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Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Phantasmal on April 29, 2013, 12:22:52 am
note to self: don't fuck with Jesus
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 29, 2013, 12:33:35 am
Welp, there goes the neighborhood!

Also, 4 fiefs under control of 1 guy? Come on VE you should be able to do better than that.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Syls on April 29, 2013, 01:15:13 am
I see that fanatics rabbles are causing troubles to the empire! Well, we know what will happen next  :mrgreen:.

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Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Adoptagoat on April 29, 2013, 01:18:40 am
Damn, Syls, that's kind of drastic.  Can't we just, like, beat his pixel warriors with our pixel warriors and turn his fake villages purple?
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Syls on April 29, 2013, 01:29:20 am
Quote from: Adoptagoat on April 29, 2013, 01:18:40 am
Damn, Syls, that's kind of drastic.  Can't we just, like, beat his pixel warriors with our pixel warriors and turn his fake villages purple?

Oh well, I guess we can do that too. Not like there's anything special about him anyway since we can all resurrect ourselves too  8-).
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 29, 2013, 01:32:46 am
did Tismirr just declare war on FCC? I am confused?
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 29, 2013, 01:35:44 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on April 29, 2013, 01:32:46 am
did Tismirr just declare war on FCC? I am confused?

Tismirr is owned by NEGGA, who's something else entirely.Fimbulvetr.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 29, 2013, 01:56:12 am
ok. Why does this fellow like to mention them in all his rhetoric? Generally right before his hate speak on fcc
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Penguin on April 29, 2013, 02:13:43 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on April 29, 2013, 01:56:12 am
ok. Why does this fellow like to mention them in all his rhetoric? Generally right before his hate speak on fcc
Tismirr was liberated from Remnant control who in turn belonged to a group known as the "Free Lands of the Tundra". Tismirr was then held against Remnant, who defected and were annexed by FCC, and due to inactivity or boredom, Froyo disbanded the Free Lands of the Tundra, the original group that was opposed. During the battles, FCC and VE committed many war crimes and atrocities against Tismirr. So for the safety of the innocent villagers of tismirr, it was transferred to the most honorable Negga, who temporarily holds it while justice is to be served against both VE and FCC in the future.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 29, 2013, 02:24:13 am
I wish you luck with that.

Negga is a good merc and fights for Fumble who I like and respect (but refuse to learn to spell) so we will not allow your slander to slant our opinions towards them. I imagine you will run out of crpg money to purchase troops and gear before we fully learn our lesson!
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Orc_Slayer on April 29, 2013, 03:41:55 am
go home jesus you are drunk
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Espwn on April 29, 2013, 04:00:40 am
I couldn't imagine the real Jesus Christ himself to be this aggressive. I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 29, 2013, 04:04:10 am
Quote from: Espwn on April 29, 2013, 04:00:40 am
I couldn't imagine the real Jesus Christ himself to be this aggressive. I'm impressed.

Remember when he was all like "Ya'll money-exchanging extortionists hanging out in the temple and preying on pilgrims are fucking assholes, I'm gonna flip your table and shit."

That was pretty aggressive.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Espwn on April 29, 2013, 04:07:27 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on April 29, 2013, 04:04:10 am
Remember when he was all like "Ya'll money-exchanging extortionists hanging out in the temple and preying on pilgrims are fucking assholes, I'm gonna flip your table and shit."

That was pretty aggressive.

The history channel rendition of Jesus was pretty aggressive, i'll give them that.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: dynamike on April 29, 2013, 05:01:15 pm
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Pull at that beard, see what you get.

Savior? More like Misbehavior.
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Necrorave on April 29, 2013, 05:04:40 pm
Quote from: dynamike on April 29, 2013, 05:01:15 pm
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Pull at that beard, see what you get.

Savior? More like Misbehavior.

More like, no more beard
Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Penguin on April 30, 2013, 01:57:32 am
Down by 10 tickets, and with many whose allegiances lie with VE conspiring, the disciples nearly took the castle. Was it coin that dissuaded them? Or perhaps they just had evil in their heart? Many others conspired in this battle, some of them were blatant, while others were inconspicuous. Needless to say, this is NOT the way strat  battles should be played. I will not list the names of those who have either been banned already or getting looked at by others.
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To those who fought with me and died valiantly, I thank you. Sons of Zardoz, Occitan, Frisians, Mercs, DL, Astralis, Rohypnol, kaoklai, and bumblebee. You will always have the support of Jesus! Do not be dissuaded, we fought like true warriors today; but a bugged wall that is impenatrable, and a bugged walkway that was unnavigable were too much to overcome coupled with the overwhelming merc advantage and my own oversights regarding number of construction materials. Overall it was a fun battle, and I thank you all who showed, I promise I will return.

Title: Re: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war my fingers for battle
Post by: Phantasmal on April 30, 2013, 02:14:47 am
I shall be waiting for the second coming of Christ.