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Title: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 10:39:18 am
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HELLO! Welcome to Turkish Delight Restaurant of Kratos! Are you feeling hungry after a long day, or you need a strong breakfast? Then you re  in the right place! Come, order some kebabs, and enjoy life!

Todays Specials;

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Try to talk in-RP please... :D
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Jon Agony on April 28, 2013, 12:01:15 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Forgive me chef, but the lowest picture looks like... Nevermind. Good luck!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Molly on April 28, 2013, 12:03:58 pm
I'll have the Green Pepper please. And you know what... please make it a double portion. That looks truely awesome...

A dessert seems to be missing though. Anything the kitchen can suggest?

Do you know what will be next on the menu? Can't wait to come back...
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Abay on April 28, 2013, 12:06:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Forgive me chef, but the lowest picture looks like... Nevermind. Good luck!
You cannot taste anything more delicious than that one  :D
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 12:59:37 pm
I'll have the Green Pepper please. And you know what... please make it a double portion. That looks truely awesome...

A dessert seems to be missing though. Anything the kitchen can suggest?

Do you know what will be next on the menu? Can't wait to come back...

Here is your double portion Green Pepper mister, also our dessert for today is Revani;

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Here you go!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 01:01:55 pm
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

WE WILL SERVE ISKENDER ( ALEXANDER ) KEBAB TODAY , PLEASE JOIN US IN KRATOS' TURKISH RESTAURANT!

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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Molly on April 28, 2013, 01:31:27 pm
Here is your double portion Green Pepper mister, also our dessert for today is Revani;

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Here you go!
I'll have that! And make it double too!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Panos on April 28, 2013, 01:38:46 pm
pffff, all of your foods are stolen from Greek cuisine..
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 01:44:32 pm
pffff, all of your foods are stolen from Greek cuisine..

Go eat your Gyros, and leave my restaurant!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Christo on April 28, 2013, 04:28:01 pm
Mr. Panos

VS

Mr. Kratos?

Hehe.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Ronin on April 28, 2013, 06:26:55 pm
Only RP I can think of

"Sir, I'd like to have a half portion of döner please."
"Usta bana bi yarım döner."
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 07:20:22 pm
"Here you go sir!"

"Al baba yarım dönerini bekleme yapma"

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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: zagibu on April 28, 2013, 10:50:51 pm
Please give me some of this camel kebab. And no dog meat, please!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2013, 11:37:55 pm
Please give me some of this camel kebab. And no dog meat, please!

Sorry, we only got horse meat.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: zagibu on April 29, 2013, 02:17:12 am
Sorry, we only got horse meat.

I said no dog meat.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Gnjus on April 29, 2013, 10:15:59 am
Do Turks eat pizza ? Today I feel like eating pizza and I'm certainly gonna do that but If I was in Turkey what would be a typical Turkish pizza ? Not a classic one like in any other country but a pizza with some special Turkish stuff on it ?
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Molly on April 29, 2013, 10:29:24 am
Hmm... Lahmacun... hmm...

Can I get one of those "to go"?

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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Prpavi on April 29, 2013, 11:17:08 am
i'd like a meaty meal. chevapcici maybe  :mrgreen: shish  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Gnjus on April 29, 2013, 11:26:14 am
I was planning on eating pizza today but instead i found pljeskavice with cheese on sale at the local store so that's what it will be today.  :P

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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 29, 2013, 11:28:47 am
Kebap lütfen.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Prpavi on April 29, 2013, 11:31:58 am
I was planning on eating pizza today but instead i found pljeskavice with cheese on sale at the local store so that's what it will be today.  :P

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niceeee.

I had a similar meal last friday ( basically the same, only cheese and tomatos on top ). needles to say it kicked ass  :mrgreen:

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Also this. few weeks ago. the best pljeskavica in town atm. 300 grams of tasty meat!

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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 29, 2013, 03:20:39 pm

300 grams of tasty meat!


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Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Gnjus on April 29, 2013, 10:27:42 pm
I was just sitting in a pub and watching that Turkish stuff on TV, Sila or whatever and there was this old guy (http://image.dnevnik.hr/media/images/original/Dec2012/60737333.jpg) getting drunk in a cave pub......that's right: a cave pub. So I was wondering if its an authentic location somewhere in Istanbul (where they said in the show) or it was just made up ?
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on April 29, 2013, 10:58:12 pm
Final of TV Series Sıla was years ago. Also that might be a real cave pub, because the Series was recorded in Mardin, these kind of "authentic" places are too much there
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on May 01, 2013, 11:42:39 pm
Damn... All customers left me  :cry: :cry: Anyone wants free döner ?
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: JackieChan on May 01, 2013, 11:54:25 pm
free stuffs? me!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Eugen on May 02, 2013, 12:07:40 am
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

WE WILL SERVE ISKENDER ( ALEXANDER ) KEBAB TODAY , PLEASE JOIN US IN KRATOS' TURKISH RESTAURANT!

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I will order Alexander Kebap and one barrel of Ayran! I am shure you have it.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2013, 12:09:04 am
I will order Alexander Kebap and one barrel of Ayran! I am shure you have it.


You will fall after one barrel.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Bjord on May 02, 2013, 01:36:20 am
I said no dog meat.

Don't worry, kebap is made out of goat or horse, not Americans.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: zagibu on May 02, 2013, 04:20:58 am
Goat is okay, but I tell you, if you ever travel to a foreign land and encounter a strange, fibrous meat that is kind of sweet and you suspect it's horse meat and when you ask them they tell you it is: don't eat it. It's dog.

BTW: I would never eat an American, I don't like tissue that is saturated with Cheetos and Cheddar cheese.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 02, 2013, 07:40:52 am
Do you have a favorite recipe for goulash? After checking wikipedia I realize it is like chili - there are many variations and everyone has their own favorite style...

All the stuff you posted so far looks great! I wish we had a Turkish restaurant in my city!
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2013, 03:31:49 pm
Goulash is Hungarian food but very famous in my country also but i hate it idk why :D

edited: removed "not"
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Boerenlater on May 02, 2013, 04:04:13 pm
Do you have a favorite recipe for goulash? After checking wikipedia I realize it is like chili - there are many variations and everyone has their own favorite style...

All the stuff you posted so far looks great! I wish we had a Turkish restaurant in my city!
Exept its not like chili.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Christo on May 02, 2013, 04:22:34 pm
Goulash is not Hungarian food

Bullshit.

While foreigners make it differently, the whole thing and the traditional way of making it comes from here.

Originally it is a soup, but what you folks call it is more like the stuff we call "Pörkölt", that is more solid and not soup-like.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Molly on May 02, 2013, 04:34:44 pm
Bullshit.

While foreigners make it differently, the whole thing and the traditional way of making it comes from here.
It's still something discussed afaik. Since the recipe is older than the country borders... but yea, normally Goulash is considered to be of Hungarian decent. An old shepherds meal afaik.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2013, 05:20:54 pm
Bullshit.

While foreigners make it differently, the whole thing and the traditional way of making it comes from here.

Originally it is a soup, but what you folks call it is more like the stuff we call "Pörkölt", that is more solid and not soup-like.

Lol man, i wrote it wrong :D i wanted to say "Goulash is Hungarian food" :P :P
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Christo on May 02, 2013, 05:32:32 pm
'dat misunderstanding.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Bjord on May 02, 2013, 05:55:12 pm
I wish we had a Turkish restaurant in my city!

Prepare with an ample supply of air fresheners. :wink:

Regarding Goulash:
As a Hungarian living in Sweden I absolutely abhor how they call it "Ungersk gulasch" when it is by far not even close to resemble true Hungarian goulash. Hungarian goulash is more of a stew, with smoked swine meat, root vegetables and Hungarian dumplings. A true goulash is determined by the ingredients and the preparation.

What many of Europeans experience when they eat Goulash is more of an adaptation of goulash, and is more often a soup than a stew.

I truly recommend you try real goulash in Hungary. :)
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Christo on May 02, 2013, 06:39:00 pm
Ah.

Stew, yes, yes.

I always mix those two words up for some reason.
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Ronin on May 02, 2013, 07:31:01 pm
Offering +3 Ayran for your Hungarian Goulash
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Shiki on May 05, 2013, 08:08:44 am
Mantı var mı mantı yanında cacık istiyorum
Title: Re: Kratos' Turkish Restaurant
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 05, 2013, 08:20:13 am
Bullshit.

While foreigners make it differently, the whole thing and the traditional way of making it comes from here.

Originally it is a soup, but what you folks call it is more like the stuff we call "Pörkölt", that is more solid and not soup-like.
"Pörkölt"! Dunno why but as a Finn I find that a pretty funny word :D.