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Title: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:21:59 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4563

What the heck? Is this a scam?
Someone explain this to me please. :O


UPDATE:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4677

The hell? Now he's trying to sell a "soulstick". I hate all these new magical items going around they will ruin c-rpg.

Does consuming enemy souls mean they wont respawn? If so then it's OP and CID should be banned. It's autoblock all over.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Teeth on April 24, 2013, 12:31:04 pm
Someone put magical stones from the land of Paranoia, which will burn your enemies using the magic of fire, up for auction. Simple as that.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 24, 2013, 12:40:12 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.

Dude, think ...
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: zagibu on April 24, 2013, 12:45:20 pm
I think they are worth it even if they don't work as advertised, simply because you get the discount on the linen tunic.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: JackieChan on April 24, 2013, 12:45:42 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.
yeah they included those in the last item patch, got lots of negative feedback; but they are still OP
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 24, 2013, 12:46:29 pm
smart guy :)
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 24, 2013, 12:52:59 pm
Stone must have belonged to Al_Adin.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Macropus on April 24, 2013, 12:53:11 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.
No, it is just usual stones.


Fucking trolls, go away.  :evil:
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Panos on April 24, 2013, 12:58:38 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.

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Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: theero on April 24, 2013, 01:09:31 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 12:34:53 pm
So they actually work?
Is this a new game feature or what? I don't like magic in a middle ages melee game.

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Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Vibe on April 24, 2013, 01:14:51 pm
Quote from: Macropus on April 24, 2013, 12:53:11 pm
No, it is just usual stones.


Fucking trolls, go away.  :evil:

party pooper
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Brrrak on April 24, 2013, 01:31:39 pm
Okay, so the stones set people on fire...

Is the linen tunic fireproofed?
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Lennu on April 24, 2013, 01:40:49 pm
Well, I'm buying those stones. Just in case
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: pepejul on April 24, 2013, 01:43:51 pm
I tried its... only firing when you put it in asshole... I burned mine... don't try this at home, kids ! IT IS DANGEROUS !!!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 24, 2013, 01:50:05 pm
Quote from: pepejul on April 24, 2013, 01:43:51 pm
I tried its... only firing when you put it in asshole... I burned mine... don't try this at home, kids ! IT IS DANGEROUS !!!

Looks like Wife Pepe will have to put on some burn cream on you :P
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Cyber on April 24, 2013, 02:28:41 pm
Quote from: Lennu on April 24, 2013, 01:40:49 pm
Well, I'm buying those stones. Just in case

you sure about that?
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 24, 2013, 02:56:54 pm
Quote from: Cyber on April 24, 2013, 02:28:41 pm
you sure about that?
Don't listen Lennu, Cyber just wants them for himself.
BTW: Apsod, bet 1mil gold on the stones please.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Tibe on April 24, 2013, 03:18:35 pm
Those stones are mine dickheads!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 24, 2013, 03:25:41 pm
pls dont bid anymore
stones are mine by divine right!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: dynamike on April 24, 2013, 04:15:36 pm
Man I am glad I saw this one before bidding on FAKE STONES:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4624  :!:
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: zagibu on April 24, 2013, 04:18:25 pm
What, Rembrandt is selling dynamite? I thought he was an artist.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: donib on April 24, 2013, 04:49:39 pm
It is a scam!

You need this (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4626) to actually use the stones at full potential.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 24, 2013, 04:53:05 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4625
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Kuujis on April 24, 2013, 04:55:47 pm
Now all we need is a shield of "not giving a fuck +3 -3" :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: zagibu on April 24, 2013, 05:03:43 pm
And paranoia leather gauntlets for safe handling of the fire stones of course.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 06:53:57 pm
But if they arn't real, then how come people have made bids on them for 19 000 gold?!?!

I bet you people just say they arn't real so that you can buy them for yourselves. You can't fool me.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: MrShine on April 24, 2013, 07:40:13 pm
Quote from: Exitialis on April 24, 2013, 06:53:57 pm
But if they arn't real, then how come people have made bids on them for 19 000 gold?!?!

I bet you people just say they arn't real so that you can buy them for yourselves. You can't fool me.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4625

you should buy my stones.  I promise you, there is no trickery involved at all - you'll just get regular old stones.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Korgoth on April 24, 2013, 08:50:38 pm
People need some protection from these stones...

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4630
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Jon Agony on April 24, 2013, 09:10:22 pm
Don't buy all this crap. If you want some real magical items check out this.



http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632)
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 24, 2013, 09:51:57 pm
Quote from: Jon Agony on April 24, 2013, 09:10:22 pm
Don't buy all this crap. If you want some real magical items check out this.



http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632)

Sacrifice good looks for rare powers.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Brrrak on April 25, 2013, 02:56:36 am
Hopping on a bandwagon.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4633

Did I do it right?
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: karasu on April 25, 2013, 03:02:24 am
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Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 25, 2013, 03:15:49 am
Quote from: MrShine on April 24, 2013, 07:40:13 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4625

you should buy my stones.  I promise you, there is no trickery involved at all - you'll just get regular old stones.
I bid 10k. <3
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 25, 2013, 04:44:37 am
All of it, it's all mine! I SHALL BE ALL POWERFUL!

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Would you all just fuck off! I'm running out of money! I'm down to my last 100k!!! I've got thousands riding on this! Just let me be happy damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: MrShine on April 25, 2013, 05:11:28 am
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 25, 2013, 03:15:49 am
I bid 10k. <3

lol, whoever bid 9,999g is a real dick :D
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 25, 2013, 05:13:45 am
I did muhahaha!

I'm currently winning on all of them lol
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: LordRichrich on April 25, 2013, 06:14:32 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceofferauctionupdate&id=4635
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 25, 2013, 08:22:02 am
SHIT BALLS ARSE! LEAVE MY FIRE ROCKS ALONE!

:O

You bastard!

I'm out of money :(

+3 Plated Charger 500k!!! I need money for the fire rocks aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4626

With out this your stones will be useles so sucked in! HAHAHAHHA!!!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Tanken on April 25, 2013, 08:42:44 am
Everyone just thinks the power of these magical stones is just going to unveil itself. No. The great warrior Paraplegic of Paranoia inscribed the spell upon the back of this shield so that he would always remember it and be able to use the stones and teach the firestones to others.

Also the shield is +6, but the database is down and won't reflect that it is +6. Typical chadz.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4636
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Kafein on April 25, 2013, 09:20:38 am
I'm a hipster because I don't do it

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 25, 2013, 09:24:13 am
Quote from: Kafein on April 25, 2013, 09:20:38 am
I'm a hipster because I don't do it

(click to show/hide)
NO I AM THE HIPSTER THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Kafein on April 25, 2013, 09:29:12 am
Quote from: no_rules_just_play on April 25, 2013, 09:24:13 am
NO I AM THE HIPSTER THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

LET'S BE HIPSTERS TOGETHER
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 25, 2013, 09:43:45 am
Quote from: MrShine on April 25, 2013, 05:11:28 am
lol, whoever bid 9,999g is a real dick :D
I only actually bid 9998. :D
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 25, 2013, 10:52:28 am
Zlisch you genius. I'm just sad I'm not going to get the stones.

My dreams of wearing all the items of Paranoia are over :(

I quit c-rpg it's a poo.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: KingBread on April 25, 2013, 11:34:13 am
Quote
You should bid not because they're magic, you should bid because they're honest, hard working stones with integrity.

This made my day and cure cancer thank you.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: pepejul on April 25, 2013, 11:56:19 am
You just changed my cancer into Aids... please moar !!!!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Jon Agony on April 25, 2013, 12:02:26 pm
This is my legacy...


http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632)
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Torben on April 25, 2013, 12:03:29 pm
Quote from: Jon Agony on April 25, 2013, 12:02:26 pm
This is my legacy...


http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4632)

wtf 15k ^^
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 25, 2013, 12:25:38 pm
I got those up to 15k lol
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: [ptx] on April 25, 2013, 12:31:49 pm
People with too much gold, the thread.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Erasmas on April 25, 2013, 12:59:51 pm
I'll buy them to have them. Screw you guys  :D
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: dynamike on April 25, 2013, 04:03:31 pm
Guys, Frank will be invincible once he owns the full set of Paranoia and will destroy us all!

Don't let him succeed, buy the only weapon that can stop him now, before Frank does! It's the only way to save our K/D's!


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE OUR HERO?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4624



Hear what our customers have to say:

Quote from: TrustworthyReviewer
"These ANTI TANK STONES are the bomb! Work exactly as advertised and don't hurt a bit when used right!
Quote from: ArmyGeneral
"ANTI TANK STONES 10000 PUSH UPS STRENGTH BOOM GOES MA TANK"
Quote from: TotallyNotATerrorist
"We have been using ANTI TANK STONES for a while now. Just place them on a well traveled road and watch the fireworks happen. ALLAKHBAR!"
Quote from: Granny
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Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: JackieChan on April 25, 2013, 04:35:30 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4665


Wهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهooms™
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Jon Agony on April 25, 2013, 04:45:44 pm
Quote from: dynamike on April 25, 2013, 04:03:31 pm
Guys, Frank will be invincible once he owns the full set of Paranoia and will destroy us all!

Don't let him succeed, buy the only weapon that can stop him now, before Frank does! It's the only way to save our K/D's!


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE OUR HERO?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4624



Hear what our customers have to say:


Fake!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on April 25, 2013, 04:47:42 pm
would awesome if this guy Exitialis was actually CID, making this thread only to profit.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: dynamike on April 25, 2013, 04:51:50 pm
Quote from: Jon Agony on April 25, 2013, 04:45:44 pm

Fake!

HOW DARE YEE??
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: MrShine on April 25, 2013, 05:13:36 pm
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on April 25, 2013, 04:47:42 pm
would awesome if this guy Exitialis was actually CID, making this thread only to profit.

You sir, don't want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Tore on April 25, 2013, 06:05:14 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4669 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4669)

omg scam
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 25, 2013, 06:08:38 pm
43 min left and 50 000 on the stones. And some people say they arn't magical.


Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 25, 2013, 06:27:37 pm
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Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 25, 2013, 06:33:57 pm
Quote from: Tore on April 25, 2013, 06:05:14 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4669 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4669)

omg scam
I'm buying my cleaver back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 25, 2013, 06:55:18 pm
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on April 25, 2013, 04:47:42 pm
would awesome if this guy Exitialis was actually CID, making this thread only to profit.
Are you nuts?! If I had magical stones I would never sell them. 50 000 gold is somewhat easy money, but magical stones, now those are rare.

EDIT:
Who won the auction?
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Penguin on April 25, 2013, 09:32:27 pm
I was the one raising the price on those stones, first to 25k, then to 50k. Unfortunately the auction ended while I was sleeping or I would have bid at least 100k
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 26, 2013, 09:14:50 am
Yeah I ran out of money. Now I've got 225, but it's too late!

I did win Korogoths shirt.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Exitialis on April 27, 2013, 09:51:57 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=4677

What a jerk! But I guess I should buy it so that no one can use it on me?! See I'm smart like that.
Title: Re: Is this for real?!
Post by: Nukkel on April 27, 2013, 10:21:18 am
I sell magical dagger that can ATTUACLY BLOCK!