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Title: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 18, 2013, 08:53:03 am
God came to me in a dream in the form of a flying stone, before I could decipher its meaning, I was struck in the head.

I will attempt to kill every crpg player with stones AT LEAST once. Once I carry out a hit on my target you will be added to the list. I have just started tonight (4/17/2013) and will attempt to kill 300 unique crpg characters in 1 months time. I will be updating my list periodically as well.

In addition, to further advocate players picking up the holy stones, I will be offering a 500,000 crpg gold reward to the person who can do either of these things:

- Reach 300 unique stone kills before me
- Kill me 10 times (screenshots must be provided) with stones

EU players are welcome to join in, but the kills must take place on a battle server to avoid fraud.
In order to register an authentic stone kill, you must take a screenshot upon completion (this might lag some users, be warned!) similar to the ones below

Without further adieu, here is the current wall:

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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Panos on April 18, 2013, 08:54:52 am
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: FleetFox on April 18, 2013, 09:08:56 am
Haha sounds like good fun, however that list of screens you have started is going to be crazy long for the page  :shock:
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 18, 2013, 09:10:44 am
Quote from: FleetFox on April 18, 2013, 09:08:56 am
Haha sounds like good fun, however that list of screens you have started is going to be crazy long for the page  :shock:

I will most likely stretch it out horizontally as well, it will probably be 60 down 5 across.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Malaclypse on April 18, 2013, 09:17:37 am
What's your stance on melee stones?
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on April 18, 2013, 10:22:15 am
I think you need to change it to "Stoned Wall of Fame"
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: obitus on April 18, 2013, 10:53:46 am
Headshots will be unprovable to have been from stones :| your contest may be cheated in
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on April 18, 2013, 10:55:55 am
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone", I guess this makes sense given Jesus is without sin.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: FrugFrug on April 18, 2013, 11:04:39 am
I think I already win the "300 unique stone kills"  :wink:
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Leesin on April 18, 2013, 01:41:05 pm
Quote from: FrugFrug on April 18, 2013, 11:04:39 am
I think I already win the "300 unique stone kills"  :wink:

He means starting from 'now', so I doubt you've killed 300 with stones since he posted the thread lol, even so you need to screenshot them all to prove it  :lol:.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Tibe on April 18, 2013, 01:45:30 pm
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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: brunoII on April 18, 2013, 01:54:35 pm
stoning.......
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stoning......
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Alexjei on April 18, 2013, 03:10:34 pm
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4 down, 296 to go.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 18, 2013, 04:00:22 pm
I know you've killed me once with stones, don't think twice
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Anal Bleeding on April 18, 2013, 08:24:40 pm
get a group together in arab gear and have a group stoning of naked women.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Kafein on April 18, 2013, 08:28:19 pm
Quote from: Anal Bleeding on April 18, 2013, 08:24:40 pm
get a group together in arab gear and have a group stoning of naked women.

roleplay !

Also this character should regularly utter remarkably insightful existential questions.
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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 18, 2013, 09:18:45 pm
I think I already deserve a damn reward. My first character in this game was "BigUncleRuckus" back before Frisia was made, and all I did was ride around throwing rocks looking like Uncle Ruckus from horseback. The only true, attainable goal I have made to myself before I quit this game is that I must have +3 stones.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Legs on April 18, 2013, 10:41:14 pm
Quote from: Penguin on April 18, 2013, 08:53:03 am
In addition, to further advocate players picking up the holy stones, I will be offering a 500,000 crpg gold reward to the person who can do either of these things:

- Reach 300 unique stone kills before me
- Kill me 10 times (screenshots must be provided) with stones

Challenge accepted.

Prepare to be decimated by my gloriously shiny stone-throwing champion, equipped with plate armor, steel shield, and a heavily armored horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTRhAX_QBA
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 18, 2013, 11:34:25 pm
Updated, some notable names added: Negga, Robert_Namo

To do list: San_of_Chaos, BigSandwich, ROHYPNOL, Daruvian, Froyo

Quote from: Malaclypse on April 18, 2013, 09:17:37 am
What's your stance on melee stones?
They are fine as long as it shows up as a stone!
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Arjay on April 19, 2013, 12:23:18 am
I am going to try this.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 19, 2013, 02:07:41 am
I will not consider that kill as legitimate in consideration of the fact that it was while I was wearing no head armor and was tinkering with options in game to get my game to stop stuttering.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 19, 2013, 02:55:35 am
I'm gonna go back to using MW stones now.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: isatis on April 19, 2013, 02:59:02 am
Quote from: Penguin on April 18, 2013, 08:53:03 am
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Prepare yourself dear Jesus, here's two fucking years of stones with SOME random kill I screenshotted (I got 75 if I counted correctly, If I had knew this... you would have been overthrown my dear!)

First of all I want minimum 10k for these TWO rock kills on frug with SNOWBALL
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If anyone have Mw stones to lend to help me with this challenge, I will gladely trade them for my mw cudgel or my mw nordic sword
If I win the challenge, I shall give the guy who traded me stones 100k

P.-S. Warning, if you are an old player, this list MAY cause nostalgiea :P
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 19, 2013, 03:12:03 am
Quote from: isatis on April 19, 2013, 02:59:02 am
Prepare yourself dear Jesus, here's two fucking years of stones with SOME random kill I screenshotted (I got 75 if I counted correctly, If I had knew this... you would have been overthrown my dear!)

First of all I want minimum 10k for these TWO rock kills on frug with SNOWBALL
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If anyone have Mw stones to lend to help me with this challenge, I will gladely trade them for my mw cudgel or my mw nordic sword
If I win the challenge, I shall give the guy who traded me stones 100k

P.-S. Warning, if you are an old player, this list MAY cause nostalgiea :P
Isatis, we can share my clans armories MW stones, you get to use them whenever I'm not around.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=ladderoverviewclans#!?page=claninfodetail&id=2301
Just don't use our damn banner.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: isatis on April 19, 2013, 03:13:31 am
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 19, 2013, 03:12:03 am
Isatis, we can share my clans armories MW stones, you get to use them whenever I'm not around.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=ladderoverviewclans#!?page=claninfodetail&id=2301
Just don't use our damn banner.

My freaking stf (Cochon_1_ is ready for this!! Application sent!

beware Jesus, I'm already ahead in the race, this should be easy :P
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 19, 2013, 03:16:10 am
Quote from: isatis on April 19, 2013, 03:13:31 am
My freaking stf is ready for this

beware Jesus, I'm already ahead in the race, this should be easy :P
I'm pretty sure I have your steam, if not, add me, name is Zlisch, should make sharing them slightly easier.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Dach on April 19, 2013, 03:18:21 am
Sister SaleHope: "Caliss de roche a marde"

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: FrugFrug on April 19, 2013, 03:51:41 am
Quote from: isatis on April 19, 2013, 02:59:02 am

Ohhhh. I miss those santa outfits and snowballs.  :(
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Blackzilla on April 20, 2013, 12:19:28 am
Is it okay to do this is in the siege server? Or NA_1 only?
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Kelugarn on April 20, 2013, 12:30:13 am
I may not have enough time for this game any more, but there's always time in my day to stone JesusChrist.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Malaclypse on April 20, 2013, 12:31:58 am
The only issue with Melee stones, JC, is that they show up as a mace kill, so they're like headshots- honor policy.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 20, 2013, 02:17:15 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on April 20, 2013, 12:31:58 am
The only issue with Melee stones, JC, is that they show up as a mace kill, so they're like headshots- honor policy.

I suppose if they have a ridiculous number of mace kills or headshots it will raise suspicion, but I don't think anyone would try to do that, seems like more trouble than it's worth!

Anyways, updated.

Current kill count is at 50. I may have set the bar too low!
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Jack1 on April 20, 2013, 02:47:13 am
You'll never get me hey seus
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 20, 2013, 07:25:47 am
So you are challenging someone to take 310 screenshots of their stone kills? I don't even have 300 screenshots from when I started playing up till now.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: isatis on April 20, 2013, 09:43:58 pm
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on April 20, 2013, 07:25:47 am
So you are challenging someone to take 310 screenshots of their stone kills? I don't even have 300 screenshots from when I started playing up till now.

...

wow

I ought to have around 1500 screen...

I mean

cRPG is pointless without screen!
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 21, 2013, 04:03:59 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on April 20, 2013, 07:25:47 am
So you are challenging someone to take 310 screenshots of their stone kills? I don't even have 300 screenshots from when I started playing up till now.

Well, it's not a huge effort to hit print screen after a kill when it's safe. Also list updated! Second column started.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: dreadnok on April 21, 2013, 04:29:48 am
fucking love overkill. jersey representing!
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 22, 2013, 05:19:30 pm
damn leechers
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Holiday203 on April 23, 2013, 12:35:27 am
You may have killed superman but, you will never get the batman! Justice League Assemble!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: grenadierman on April 25, 2013, 12:10:30 pm
ENGAGE

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Captain's log stardate 41382.9. I just came back from my late night, all weekend tumble with Dr. Beverly Crusher. Unfortunately, I've been playing while I was recovering from the severe aftereffects of all the Romulan ale I've consumed.

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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 25, 2013, 12:14:08 pm
Quote from: grenadierman on April 25, 2013, 12:10:30 pm
ENGAGE

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I know for a fact captainjeanlucpicardussenter has more stone kills, without a doubt.

Edit: First Contact is awesome.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Felix on April 25, 2013, 12:49:29 pm
Wait, are those NA players? Not a single familiar name...
So we won't meet you on EU?
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Jon Agony on April 25, 2013, 12:54:47 pm
Quote from: Anal Bleeding on April 18, 2013, 08:24:40 pm
get a group together in arab gear and have a group stoning of naked women.


Goddamn you
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 25, 2013, 01:06:55 pm
Amazing
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Sparvico on April 25, 2013, 01:56:02 pm
Good green guys, keep it up.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on April 30, 2013, 03:20:20 am
More green incoming. My wall is a little over halfway done, well ahead of schedule.  :) If your name is listed twice on the wall, I owe you 10k.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: WeeBo on May 01, 2013, 03:21:28 pm
Dammit, just seeing this. Good to be at the top of the list :(
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: FleetFox on May 01, 2013, 07:29:38 pm
Ok I have just started my stoning campaign. I'm at 2 kills so far, this can only end well...
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Korgoth on May 02, 2013, 12:42:58 am
Did all the Blasphemers say Jehovah? Oh shit I said it!

Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 02, 2013, 05:50:21 am
Here's another kill for your shameful wall, dude
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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Penguin on May 02, 2013, 09:34:59 am
I cleansed you of your sins; may the rock permanently embedded in your skull serve as a reminder to all who worship the devil and practice dark magic.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Carac on May 02, 2013, 10:45:16 pm
holy shit your dick is big
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Bjord on May 02, 2013, 10:46:41 pm
Please make a frag montage with stone kills.

ty, jesus
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Bronto on May 03, 2013, 04:00:13 am
Jesus, you've earned my respect. I let you kill me and it took like a million stones and you did not screenshot it and add it to your tally. Good job sir you have much integrity.

 RJ, you need iron flesh or better armor you're on his lists quite often.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Nightingale on May 03, 2013, 05:44:52 am
I am literally sad that I am not on that wall yet... Jesus, we need to fix this.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: LordLargos on May 03, 2013, 04:32:08 pm
Sticks and stones will never break largos's bones.
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Herr_Thomas on May 03, 2013, 06:55:42 pm
Quote from: Nightingale on May 03, 2013, 05:44:52 am
I am literally sad that I am not on that wall yet... Jesus, we need to fix this.

Play more, scrub.

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Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Jack1 on May 04, 2013, 04:16:32 am
I'll make a deal

If I get cough by one of Jesus' rocks, I'll add 30k to the pot of 300k
Title: Re: Jesus' Stone Wall of Fame + Challenge
Post by: Malgalad on May 04, 2013, 10:05:45 am
 :shock:battle server ? Can I kill you with stones on NA_cRPG_3    the Strategus/Duel server before you join a Strategus battle?