This Strategic Alliance Agreement (this "Agreement") is entered into as of this 16th day of April, 2013 (hereinafter referred to as the effective date of the Agreement), by and between Havelle's New Bulugur Free Trade Republic Country Club and Conga Line Also Daruvian is Gay, Daruvians Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths, Cikel's Unified Network of Traders (CUNT) and The New Dusturil Liberation Force.
Article I
- Each faction of the Alliance mentioned herein shall declare a state of unrelenting war on the bastard thieves, harlots, renegades, rebels, and nerds colloquially known as the D'haran Legion Gaygion in recognizance of their offenses against Havelle's New Bulugur Free Trade Republic Country Club and Conga Line Also Daruvian Is Gay.
- Each faction of the herein Military Alliance shall be dedicated to the defense of their brother factions against threats both remote and close to home.
Article II
- Anders is gay.
Signed,
Archduke Daruvian
Daruvian's Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths
Unfortunate Announcement:
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Daruvian's Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths is unfortunately disbanding. It's been a long adventure with all of my fellow members and allied clans and I truly regret that it has to be this way. Also if Sandersson is reading this, *Salute*.
Signed,
Archduke Daruvian,
Daruvian's Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths