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Title: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on April 17, 2013, 05:38:49 am
Havelle's New Bulugur Free Trade Republic Country Club and Conga Line Also Daruvian is Gay

declares war
on DL Legion.DL GAYGION

With enemies you know where they stand, with neutrals, who the fuck does he side with?

At this point, Anders(The leader) has not responded  the diplomatic messages I have not sent. What kind of guy just ignores a new power on the strat board? Fuck him.

RP PORTION

Havelle reeled up his fishing line and returned to the dock at new Bulugur to find Anders calling him a my old friend. Havelle decided he wouldn't have it and declared war.

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Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 17, 2013, 05:45:47 am
Wut?

Well fine! See If I share any of my weed with you anymore! :evil:
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Phantasmal on April 17, 2013, 05:46:13 am
I wish you luck. Many people have tried taking New Reindi Castle from Anders and none have succeeded.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Fringe on April 17, 2013, 05:50:56 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on April 17, 2013, 05:38:49 am
At this point, Anders(The leader) has not responded  the diplomatic messages I have not sent. What kind of guy just ignores a new power on the strat board? Fuck him.

 :o Needless to say Anders will win...and in the end you will be without weed. It's a lose lose situation for the Havelle's New Bulugur Free Trade Republic Country Club and Conga Line Also Daruvian is Gay faction. What a dark day.

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EDIT: Woah, does Havelle have his own faction now? Or is it kinda like a Frisia faction thinga-mabob. I mean, if it is a new faction, wows.

Double EDIT: I realized how stupid previous edit was, I'm pretty tired.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 17, 2013, 05:55:59 am
Daruvian's Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths has your back, brother.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Phantasmal on April 17, 2013, 05:57:21 am
I shall summon an army of ghosts and defend you Anders!

Phantasmal's Philthy Philandering Phantoms will come to your aid
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Arjay on April 17, 2013, 05:59:25 am
Supported, you guys better be ready for the anal bleeding that is sure to ensue.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Penguin on April 17, 2013, 05:59:58 am
You two should end this conflict before blood is shed so that the weed may flow between the two of you once more! But if you insist on fighting, taking the castle is a daunting task. As damsel has said before, many have tried to take Reindi, none have succeeded.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Espwn on April 17, 2013, 06:07:01 am
The "D'Haran Legion" Legion sux. Lieutenant Anders is a nerd.
The Hobbits of cRPG (???) support this endeavor.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 17, 2013, 06:11:02 am
Quote from: Espwn on April 17, 2013, 06:07:01 am
The "D'Haran Legion" Legion sux. Lieutenant Anders is a nerd.
The Hobbits of cRPG (???) support this endeavor.

more like gaygion
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 17, 2013, 06:12:40 am
Man you guys are going to actually make me work! EVIL!

I hate work that doesn't make me money.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Espwn on April 17, 2013, 06:13:11 am
Quote from: Daruvian on April 17, 2013, 06:11:02 am
more like gaygion

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Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: kasMVC on April 17, 2013, 06:15:33 am
C.U.N.T IS BEHIND YOU



Love,
Cikel
Head Herfdarg Council of C.U.N.T
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 17, 2013, 06:17:00 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on April 17, 2013, 05:38:49 am
Havelle reeled up his fishing line and returned to the dock at new Bulugur to find Anders calling him a my old friend. Havelle decided he wouldn't have it and declared war.

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Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Penguin on April 17, 2013, 06:51:51 am
The greatest conflict in crpg history, never forget.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Phantasmal on April 17, 2013, 06:54:52 am
Anders didn't even have to move a finger and his enemies fell before him. Note to self: do not cross Anders.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 17, 2013, 06:56:50 am
Quote from: Phantasmal on April 17, 2013, 06:54:52 am
Anders didn't even have to move a finger and his enemies fell before him. Note to self: do not cross Anders.

You don't cross a mercenary. Mercenaries, Ninjas and Assassins are all good friends with each other. :wink:

OH HO! ninja edited. Now I need to change my statement.

Still not getting mah weed havelle. Gotta have a avatar to get it. :lol:
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: dynamike on April 17, 2013, 07:17:15 am
dyna's dirty damsels in despair are thoroughly confused and declare allegiance with mike's meager men with mortifying mustaches.

There shall be no relenting until the case has already solved itself!
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 17, 2013, 07:26:02 am
I'm just waiting for Duke Dickbutt's Daunting Daredevils to make an entrance...
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Arjay on April 17, 2013, 07:47:32 am
Rimjob's Rusty Red Rockets are still fully supporting this.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 03:56:17 pm
Good luck holding onto New Bulugur, you shouldn't put words in the mouth of the village, since your holdings are tenuous at best
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 07:39:58 pm
You're not in New Bulugur, or anywhere near as far as I can tell.

You'll have the village for another couple days tops
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: BaleOhay on April 17, 2013, 08:07:05 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 07:39:58 pm
You're not in New Bulugur, or anywhere near as far as I can tell.

You'll have the village for another couple days tops

well now... Whats this all about? Dem hosps be planning
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 17, 2013, 08:34:28 pm
 :rolleyes:

At least pay homage to the originator of egotistical strat faction names. All hail Mayor Wiegraf and his  ILLUSTRIOUS AND INVINCIBLE HATCHET WIELDING CHINESE ARMY OF GUAM.

He inspired me to make my strat faction's name.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Keshian on April 17, 2013, 10:07:33 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 07:39:58 pm
You're not in New Bulugur, or anywhere near as far as I can tell.

You'll have the village for another couple days tops

Let me guess, just like every other strategus version you expect some one else to bail out your incompetence.  And so every one should be afraid because you got occitan or drz or someone else to fight your battles for you and save you with some massive influx of troops and gear. We actually offered you very reasonable peace terms but all peppovitch could do was whine and bitch how unfair it is and how you didn't lose every field battle because you were bad but because every one else cheats at this game and are mean bullies.

So in summary, no i don't think Hospitallers will take dusturil back in a couple days.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 17, 2013, 10:11:09 pm
Huseby if you keep talking shit I'm afraid I will have to bring my personal army over there and kick your ass a second time.

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Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 10:22:14 pm
Bring it on tough guy
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 17, 2013, 10:30:09 pm
already on the way pussiboi
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 17, 2013, 10:32:41 pm
You are what you eat
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Fringe on April 17, 2013, 11:00:27 pm
Quote from: Phantasmal on April 17, 2013, 06:54:52 am
Anders didn't even have to move a finger and his enemies fell before him. Note to self: do not cross Anders.

Quote from: Lt_Anders on April 17, 2013, 06:56:50 am
Still not getting mah weed havelle.

Quote from: Fringe on April 17, 2013, 05:50:56 am
:o Needless to say Anders will win...and in the end you will be without weed. It's a lose lose situation for the Havelle's New Bulugur Free Trade Republic Country Club and Conga Line Also Daruvian is Gay faction. What a dark day.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: kasMVC on April 18, 2013, 12:35:02 am
I say we go back to war on Hospitaller purely because Huesby is either trying to troll horribly and failing or because he's trying to be funny and failing horribly
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Keshian on April 18, 2013, 01:49:03 am
Quote from: Keshian on April 17, 2013, 10:07:33 pm
Let me guess, just like every other strategus version you expect some one else to bail out your incompetence.  And so every one should be afraid because you got occitan or drz or someone else to fight your battles for you and save you with some massive influx of troops and gear.

Wow, did i call it or did i call it.  Incompetents getting bailed out 3rd strategus in a row.  No skill on their own, can only get carried by everyone else every strat.  Also arrowaine are you stupid - have you not noticed frisians mercing in force for you in all your last 10 battles and you go and attack them??  So smart, such poor strategy - why are you still leader after a second debacle with frisians? Its why your faction will eventually fail even if you recruit as many troops as ve kills of yours thanks to your troop farming and eu support.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Malaclypse on April 18, 2013, 01:50:54 am
Quote from: Keshian on April 18, 2013, 01:49:03 am
Wow, did i call it or did i call it.  Incompetents getting bailed out 3rd strategus in a row.  No skill on their own, can only get carried by everyone else every strat.  Also arrowaine are you stupid - have you not noticed frisians mercing in force for you in all your last 10 battles and you go and attack them??  So smart, such poor strategy - why are you still leader after a second debacle with frisians? Its why your faction will eventually fail even if you recruit as many troops as ve kills of yours thanks to your troop farming and eu support.

Just a bundle of joy. Truly makes the game enjoyable for all. You're doing a great job, Kesh!
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: SHinOCk on April 18, 2013, 02:00:41 am
Here he goes making wild assumptions again that we are getting any kind of EU support lol. I jinxed it yesterday mentioning how it had been a while since the last episode of Lets talk some shit with Kesh...


On a side note, YOU are doing a WONDERFUL job!
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Artyem on April 18, 2013, 02:15:14 am
I love you all.

im gay?
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Phantasmal on April 18, 2013, 02:28:56 am
Speaking of leadership, wasn't there a post about FCC ejecting somebody from their fiefs with duped gear so Teutonics could attack them? Even after saying they would be protected? I am sure Frisia really appreciated that.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 18, 2013, 02:57:08 am
Quote from: Phantasmal on April 18, 2013, 02:28:56 am
Speaking of leadership, wasn't there a post about FCC ejecting somebody from their fiefs with duped gear so Teutonics could attack them? Even after saying they would be protected? I am sure Frisia really appreciated that.

Do you mean that time when Teutonic gave Frisia free gear?  Everything is all Game of Thrones shit with you guys.
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 18, 2013, 03:01:36 am
Quote from: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 18, 2013, 02:57:08 am
Do you mean that time when Teutonic gave Frisia free gear?  Everything is all Game of Thrones shit with you guys.

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/teutonic-nites/
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: BaleOhay on April 18, 2013, 03:17:20 am
i warned you ildist insulted me called me a name. Kesh is back to posting for us :)
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: SHinOCk on April 18, 2013, 03:48:58 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on April 18, 2013, 03:17:20 am
i warned you ildist insulted me called me a name. Kesh is back to posting for us :)

Cmon bale, put him back on a leash so i can tell you you are doing a GREAT job
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: ildist on April 18, 2013, 03:50:52 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on April 18, 2013, 03:17:20 am
i warned you ildist insulted me called me a name. Kesh is back to posting for us :)

Wow I can forum warrior too

Quote from: Keshian on April 18, 2013, 01:49:03 am
Wow, did i call it or did i call it.  Incompetents getting bailed out 3rd strategus in a row.  No skill on their own, can only get carried by everyone else every strat.  Also arrowaine are you stupid - have you not noticed frisians mercing in force for you in all your last 10 battles and you go and attack them??  So smart, such poor strategy - why are you still leader after a second debacle with frisians? Its why your faction will eventually fail even if you recruit as many troops as ve kills of yours thanks to your troop farming and eu support.

ya well ur gay
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: BaleOhay on April 18, 2013, 04:09:59 am
I cried for hours Ildist. and you just do not care
Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: kasMVC on April 18, 2013, 05:42:36 am
You mean that time when Kesh got a bunch of mercs to sign up against me?

Free gear my ass my night time settings raped you and you paid for it. Fuck with Cikel you are most likely going down. I have a flawless victory record. Better watch your backs FCC scum.

Title: Re: New Bulugur Declares War on Anders
Post by: Artyem on April 18, 2013, 08:08:44 am
Seen in this thread:

Hilarity
Compassion
Huseby being a turd


I remember back in the day when threads were actually worth reading, now it's just boring.