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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Penguin on March 27, 2013, 10:11:29 pm

Title: The miracle in the North
Post by: Penguin on March 27, 2013, 10:11:29 pm
Froyo: There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Jesus and Company from the strat 4 histories. Every piece of holy parchment shall be burned and every bible historian and every scribe shall have their eyes put out and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Jesus or Mcdeath will be punishable by death. The world will never know you existed at all!

Jesus: The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many and, before this battle is over, that even a wizard can bleed.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3025

Hallelujah!
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Kelugarn on March 27, 2013, 10:19:15 pm
Don't forget the part where I said your mother was a tramp!

But witnessing the might of Our Lord has truly sparked a fire in my soul. Let it be known that from this day on that my pact with the devil has ended, I shall no longer be a servant to Lucifer.

Praise thy name, Jesus!
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 28, 2013, 12:15:59 am
Wow, Poor FPOF.

So lemme guess...flag cap win?
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 28, 2013, 12:18:27 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on March 28, 2013, 12:15:59 am
Wow, Poor FPOF.

So lemme guess...flag cap win?

Yeah, but had we not capped their flags we would have won due to the timer.

It was a simple matter of a 12 mercenary disparity, along with a rather large skill disparity. We had some of the very best mercs in NA there due to some outrageous recruiting on behalf of our Lord. Leadership was also excellent, even though people didn't listen to Tydeus as much as they should have.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Zaren on March 28, 2013, 12:18:31 am
Thou shan't defeat the might JC
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: BarBeQ on March 28, 2013, 12:19:22 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on March 27, 2013, 10:19:15 pm
Don't forget the part where I said your mother was a tramp!

But witnessing the might of Our Lord has truly sparked a fire in my soul. Let it be known that from this day on that my pact with the devil has ended, I shall no longer be a servant to Lucifer.

Praise thy name, Jesus!

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Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: LordLargos on March 28, 2013, 03:52:23 am
God willed it.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Harrys Oil Can on March 28, 2013, 04:14:24 am
all peasants in crpg eventually die from the sugarfoot
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 28, 2013, 08:33:02 am
Ah yes, the ol' Jesus switcharoo. He won't mention of course, that they were supposed to retreat at the start of battle, and that we would refund him his gear. Oh no. Let us not forget that this fellow was supposed to sell his goods over a week ago, though did not inform us he had not. No, let us not forget he changed his name without informing us. So as any unknown thief we attacked him.

We were then informed after we attacked it was in fact MC_Death, who is now MC_Diabetes that sold his goods a week later, as he was unable to prior, with our 1000+ S&D. He joined Jesus and Co "5 minutes before we attacked him". He also joined Semenstorm 5 minutes after we attacked him.

All I can say is that these folk went back on our agreement of battle. Took advantage of good hearten peasants agreeing on an unfortunate circumstance. So of course Jesus went from TS to TS spreading his word. Trying to gather as many followers to his cause against us.

If more folk like Jesus were able to roam the lands, where would that lead us?
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 28, 2013, 08:52:05 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on March 27, 2013, 10:19:15 pm
But witnessing the might of Our Lord has truly sparked a fire in my soul. Let it be known that from this day on that my pact with the devil has ended, I shall no longer be a servant to Lucifer.

The Hounds are coming, to drag you back to Hell. Poor choice, friend...

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Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: mcdeath on March 28, 2013, 01:52:51 pm
Quote from: Kelugarn on March 27, 2013, 10:19:15 pm
Don't forget the part where I said your mother was a tramp!

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Also I am sorry about what happened. But don't make yourself out to be the victim arys. You attacked a trader who wants no part in any fight and you lost.

Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 28, 2013, 08:33:02 am
All I can say is that these folk went back on our agreement of battle. Took advantage of good hearten peasants agreeing on an unfortunate circumstance. So of course Jesus went from TS to TS spreading his word. Trying to gather as many followers to his cause against us.

Another thing all the mercs that were hired I had asked prior to our agreement. If you did not notice I was not around for the battle. My dreaded real life came into the picture when I was out at a fucking funeral. So thank you for everyone that fought. GF, GG, GD, No RE
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Kelugarn on March 28, 2013, 08:02:27 pm
Don't forget the part where you came back just in time to begin marching south as soon as the battle was over. That was the real miracle  :wink:
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: oprah_winfrey on March 28, 2013, 08:06:42 pm
Quote from: Kelugarn on March 28, 2013, 08:02:27 pm
Don't forget the part where you came back just in time to begin marching south as soon as the battle was over. That was the real miracle  :wink:

To be honest, the day before the battle mcdeath asked me if I was going to be around. I told him no and wished him good luck. He said he wouldn't be around either.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 28, 2013, 08:29:28 pm
Quote from: Kelugarn on March 28, 2013, 08:02:27 pm
Don't forget the part where you came back just in time to begin marching south as soon as the battle was over. That was the real miracle  :wink:

It is likely that he set his move order before the battle was over. You can do that many, many hours before the battle ends and you will begin moving automatically.

Or he's a filthy liar, I dunno.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Fringe on March 28, 2013, 10:34:48 pm
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on March 28, 2013, 08:52:05 am
The Hounds are coming, to drag you back to Hell. Poor choice, friend...

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You seriously creep the fuck out of me, and I'm scared to look at any of your photos, for fear that the creepys will get me. But they entice me at the same time. What kind of stuff do you do IRL that contributes to being scary as fuck?
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: oprah_winfrey on March 28, 2013, 11:16:19 pm
Quote from: Fringe on March 28, 2013, 10:34:48 pm
You seriously creep the fuck out of me, and I'm scared to look at any of your photos, for fear that the creepys will get me. But they entice me at the same time. What kind of stuff do you do IRL that contributes to being scary as fuck?

I think he is a bug scientist...so yeah probably scares people irl also. Also tried to look at these pics but was at eork and thought better of it.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: LordLargos on March 29, 2013, 06:06:57 am
This was just too perfect to pass up, should probably have saved this but Froyoyoyo
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Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 29, 2013, 06:31:11 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on March 28, 2013, 08:29:28 pm
It is likely that he set his move order before the battle was over. You can do that many, many hours before the battle ends and you will begin moving automatically.

Or he's a filthy liar, I dunno.

Thank you for this observation, it brings to light the fact he most likely set movement before the battle. This gives us two options. He set a movement point away from us before the battle, implying he never meant to stay around after his retreat to get his gear he needed oh so badly. Which leaves us with the second option. He knew of the plans to stay and fight, all the while our agreement still stood, making us rather lackluster on the recruiting for said "battle".

I guess this is a learning experience. We must give neckbeards the iron nails of the light spiked club. No exceptions, no compromise, no beard trimmers.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 29, 2013, 06:52:18 am
Quote from: Fringe on March 28, 2013, 10:34:48 pm
What kind of stuff do you do IRL that contributes to being scary as fuck?

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On topic I wish I was here for the battle. That would have been funny to experience from either team's TS channel.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Penguin on March 29, 2013, 07:58:32 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 29, 2013, 06:31:11 am
Thank you for this observation, it brings to light the fact he most likely set movement before the battle. This gives us two options. He set a movement point away from us before the battle, implying he never meant to stay around after his retreat to get his gear he needed oh so badly. Which leaves us with the second option. He knew of the plans to stay and fight, all the while our agreement still stood, making us rather lackluster on the recruiting for said "battle".

I guess this is a learning experience. We must give neckbeards the iron nails of the light spiked club. No exceptions, no compromise, no beard trimmers.

Let it be known that I take no part in treachery. If there was some kind of agreement, I was not aware of it. I was simply there to help recruit and make the call to retreat if we were overran. I am an honest man, and tricks or betrayals would only rob me of the divine satisfaction of beating the forces of evil.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 29, 2013, 08:59:35 am
Quote from: Penguin on March 29, 2013, 07:58:32 am
the divine satisfaction of beating the forces of evil.

If that makes you feel good, wait 'til Samigina appears and tempts you to fall unto the black angels:


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He appeareth in the form of a little Horse or Ass
He ruleth over 30 Legions of Inferior demons.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 29, 2013, 10:18:41 am
Quote from: Penguin on March 29, 2013, 07:58:32 am
Let it be known that I take no part in treachery. If there was some kind of agreement, I was not aware of it. I was simply there to help recruit and make the call to retreat if we were overran. I am an honest man, and tricks or betrayals would only rob me of the divine satisfaction of beating the forces of evil.

They aren't tricks they're illusions.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: mcdeath on March 29, 2013, 01:03:13 pm
Jesus parted the red sea for my men to win this fight. How can you explain that as illusion? This fight was not won by chance, luck or skill but by divine intervention.
Title: Re: The miracle in the North
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 01:34:44 pm
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on March 29, 2013, 06:52:18 am
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