Strategus => Faction Halls => Topic started by: MrRicky on March 16, 2013, 02:23:11 am
Title: [Isalsa] Impresionante Salsa Recruiting, Little Dips. (Eu only)
Post by: MrRicky on March 16, 2013, 02:23:11 am
Not just a clan... But a way of life... - IGN
Yes the Rumors are true Impresionante Salsa is now looking to expand the culture of the amazing sauce onto the fellow players of CRPG.... DO YOU have what it takes to grab live by the salsa?
What this be about Homie Dip?
Well we are a Two man group so far!! look us up holmes! but we are currently seeking out these new members to fight in the name of all things puree. but a small community at the moment expanding by the Liquid, we love to start socialistic rants about how 'Better' of a name Salsa is then any of those other Non-Believing clans! and associate all matters with cleverly formulated puns.
Our honorary Unmasked banner till we make a new one! visitors can't see pics , please register or login
What Equipment shall I use, King salsa? Glad you asked!! Well since we are honoring the Gods All weapons will have to be Blunt Weaponry (that were used to crush tomatoes to a pulp) And all else is well just Gosh darn spicy!
Any ranking system that would be hot sauce. Good question. Since we dedicate our time on praising the one dip that glorified the world, One rule is that we expect all new members to refer themselves as Little Dip and then the list goes something like this
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Little Dip
Mild sauce
Solid Salsa
Hot Sauce
Commander of Concasse
King Salsa
And what about Strategus!??!?!?
Well Eventhough strategus is so goddamn awful I decided to add in Salsa's accomplishment in this poor excuse of what "chadz Creates" when all the major pornsites are down.