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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Kelugarn on March 04, 2013, 07:06:49 am

Title: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Kelugarn on March 04, 2013, 07:06:49 am
What black arts have I witnessed on this night? A lone practitioner of the dark arts raising an entire army from the dead!
Have the Knights of the Teutonic order made a deal with the devil and sold their souls?

Come and gather round the fire as the night grows long, and share with me your tale from the night that the dead rose to defend their keep.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: The_Slim on March 04, 2013, 07:08:34 am
Damn necromancer brought them back from the dead.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Havoco on March 04, 2013, 07:10:18 am
all i got to say is, gg devs, mod iz dead.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Matey on March 04, 2013, 07:10:44 am
Witchcraft casts Mass Resurrect!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 04, 2013, 07:11:43 am
The Dark Witch of the North had to sacrifice a lot of peasants to be able to cast such a mighty spell.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Syls on March 04, 2013, 07:14:40 am
I must say, I call bullshit on that. I can't believe we won that, damn. The end of that Hospitaller proxy battle was surprising even for the defenders.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Malaclypse on March 04, 2013, 07:15:00 am
I always wondered what would happen in that situation, and had hoped that while the attackers would absolutely not be able to respawn after retreat, the defenders would at least have to manually put up the flags they lost before spawning further.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on March 04, 2013, 07:15:10 am
T'was a great victory for the defenders. I can only hope everyone, in every strat battle from this day forward does the same thing. Not only is it realistic, but It gives the attackers a sense of purpose to check every corner of the map. 13 ath, and designated spectator. We want you.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 04, 2013, 07:15:42 am
Witch, Your gold will be brought to you soon.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Mae. on March 04, 2013, 07:18:35 am
666
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: lcrispyl on March 04, 2013, 07:22:05 am
Twas a fun and intense fight thank you to both LL and Teutonic's for making such an event take place!!!!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 04, 2013, 07:31:24 am
Come and gather round the fire as the night grows long

Yes, yes!!
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Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Penguin on March 04, 2013, 07:39:17 am
Twas no witchcraft froyo, my friend, it was a miracle. Divine intervention:

She looked around and there was nothing but destruction. Bodies were strewn everywhere, and the crumbling walls of the castles from the relentless siege confirmed her despair. The enemy crowded around the base of the keep, shouting insults, goading her into jumping. Her last ally gave into their taunts, and threw himself from the tower. Just as all hope was lost, she looked to the sky and the clouds parted. The sun's rays caressed her skin like a long lost lover. And she heard a muffled shout from below, followed by many more shouts. She looked down and witnessed what many would say didn't happen-couldn't happen, but she knew what she saw. Some may say they were a hidden regiment, waiting for the moment when all seemed lost, while others say they were reinforcements from the neighboring village.  however, to her, They were her lamelarr angels. Soon it was clear that the attackers were outnumbered, and for a moment they were the defenders of the smoldering remains of the castle. For a moment, for they were slaughtered mercilessly and God's judgment was finally realized.

RIP the thousands of souls who died defending Nova Slekzh
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Havoco on March 04, 2013, 08:09:49 am
Twas no witchcraft froyo, my friend, it was a miracle. Divine intervention:

She looked around and there was nothing but destruction. Bodies were strewn everywhere, and the crumbling walls of the castles from the relentless siege confirmed her despair. The enemy crowded around the base of the keep, shouting insults, goading her into jumping. Her last ally gave into their taunts, and threw himself from the tower. Just as all hope was lost, she looked to the sky and the clouds parted. The sun's rays caressed her skin like a long lost lover. And she heard a muffled shout from below, followed by many more shouts. She looked down and witnessed what many would say didn't happen-couldn't happen, but she knew what she saw. Some may say they were a hidden regiment, waiting for the moment when all seemed lost, while others say they were reinforcements from the neighboring village.  however, to her, They were her lamelarr angels. Soon it was clear that the attackers were outnumbered, and for a moment they were the defenders of the smoldering remains of the castle. For a moment, for they were slaughtered mercilessly and God's judgment was finally realized.

RIP the thousands of souls who died defending Nova Slekzh
gf
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Krosis on March 04, 2013, 08:53:18 am
Seriously though, these 3 siege battles have been great... but you know what they say... 4th time's the charm  :wink:

Here's to another great battle!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Holiday203 on March 04, 2013, 09:01:26 am
Seriously though, these 3 siege battles have been great... but you know what they say... 4th time's the charm  :wink:

Here's to another great battle!

Actually they say third time's a charm  :wink:
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 04, 2013, 04:38:42 pm
For those of us who've been gone for over a week, can you elaborate on what happened?
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Malaclypse on March 04, 2013, 04:47:41 pm
For those of us who've been gone for over a week, can you elaborate on what happened?

Two guys were left alive in a tower (which had no flags on it; there was a forward spawn) on defense with no flags up. One of them got shot, WITCHCRAFT was alive. Attackers timer ran out, all Defenders flags automatically went up because of WITCHCRAFT being alive and not doing anything in particular other than standing on a tower. It's a good thing this feature is here since castle sieges are already so much in favor of those on offense!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 04, 2013, 05:06:07 pm
It's a good thing this feature is here since castle sieges are already so much in favor of those on offense!

I catch sarcasm here.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Holiday203 on March 04, 2013, 05:23:59 pm
Two guys were left alive in a tower (which had no flags on it; there was a forward spawn) on defense with no flags up. One of them got shot, WITCHCRAFT was alive. Attackers timer ran out, all Defenders flags automatically went up because of WITCHCRAFT being alive and not doing anything in particular other than standing on a tower. It's a good thing this feature is here since castle sieges are already so much in favor of those on offense!

Yeah I mean how much more easy can it get with that equipment? Good thing there was only 26 seconds left when that happened.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 04, 2013, 05:53:41 pm
 Gear was a huge factor. And my horrible 3:46kdr!

 Cheers!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Orc_Slayer on March 05, 2013, 01:27:47 am
Watch season of the witch with nick cage and what went on in the battle will all make sense.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 05, 2013, 02:30:21 am
Yeah I mean how much more easy can it get with that equipment? Good thing there was only 26 seconds left when that happened.

I would have felt bad if I was camping up there for 5 minutes after everyone else died. But I was honestly firing and landing hits on people until the last 5 seconds when teamspeak exploded with people yelling JUMP or DON'T JUMP or expletives. It was fun!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 05, 2013, 02:40:16 am
I would have felt bad if I was camping up there for 5 minutes after everyone else died. But I was honestly firing and landing hits on people until the last 5 seconds when teamspeak exploded with people yelling JUMP or DON'T JUMP or expletives. It was fun!

25 seconds, actually. I was telling LL over TS to get up there quicker, but they just "won" so it was a bit rowdy.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 05, 2013, 02:56:18 am
You guys seemed to have plenty of ladders left; if had been a few minutes I can say you would have gotten up there without a doubt. I didn't realize I was the last one left until the other guy up there (who was completely naked) got shot after going to the ledge and everyone starting flipping their shit.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Holiday203 on March 05, 2013, 04:42:43 am
Well I seen both sides use the top of the keep as a vantage point, obv we were using it for majority of the seige. Deff a reachable area though.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: partyboy on March 06, 2013, 05:08:47 am
"Guys in the castle sorry but you have to come down because we are out of ladders to siege you with so just open the front gates thanks in advance"

Hey maybe ladder rules don't apply to strat, or even to crpg because BRING BACK LADDERS
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 06, 2013, 10:06:11 am
Here's the pic of me casting mass resurrect rank V:
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In our darkest hour, let the sun shine!
Let life bloom once more!
I call upon the rift,
let these souls return to fight to their last!
Let saplings spring forth,
and bear fleshen fruit!
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Kelugarn on March 06, 2013, 10:16:19 am
The chorus of demons is suspiciously missing from your picture...
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 06, 2013, 10:20:33 am
I told you man it's the ley lines. Ain't no summoning or binding of outsiders going on here. Fighting at that castle is like winning the Æther lotto jackpot. Spells you cast just fly out of control.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Matey on March 06, 2013, 10:26:58 am
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This is the real uncensored version of the picture.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: lcrispyl on March 06, 2013, 05:47:58 pm
We need a shaman/wizard/witch!!! How does one acquire this?
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 06, 2013, 10:09:02 pm
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This is the real uncensored version of the picture.

You have no idea how fast i would loom a broom if they added it as a peasant weapon...
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Kelugarn on March 06, 2013, 10:11:17 pm
You have no idea how fast i would loom a broom if they added it as a peasant weapon...

We need to push for this. Just have to find a model that will work.
Title: Re: WITCHCRAFT, Demon of the tundra.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 06, 2013, 10:26:35 pm
We need to push for this. Just have to find a model that will work.

they have one. Don't you remember Halloween and the witch? Just use that model!