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Title: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on March 03, 2013, 08:43:01 pm
...if you made the courser a unicorn I'd love you forever...

            Reidi was no novice woodsman. Ever since he was a boy, he had possessed a gift for reading the earth; following the signs and signals left ringing in the wake of a creature’s passing. Indeed, given time, he could follow a pack of wolves clear across their range, coming to know each hound by the unique rhythm of its gait alone. But there, in spite of his skill, at the reaches of the season’s turn, his quarry and the land that harbored it, together they were proving a challenge unlike any he had ever faced. Somehow, for all of his gifts, all of the deep winters and breathless summers he had spent hunting and tracking across the merciless wilds, there beneath the shade of a strange woodland’s trees, he felt like a child once again. Unsure; even empty. Somehow new.
            Perhaps it was the nature of the land itself that rattled him so? Such a strange place – so musical, so filled with light - it took all of the focus he could muster to simply stay true to his task, there, his mind constantly called off by the teasing melody of fairy flutes elsewhere in the wood, or his eyes wandering after lily petals caught dancing on the breeze. But if Reidi was anything, he was persistent. A hunter at his core, even before he had become a warrior. And lo, though for days he seemed countless strides behind that which he tracked, reading the signs of its passing across the dells and fields, the forests and rolling hills of that enchanted land, in time he knew that he would find it. That he would meet it, face to face. That mythical fauna; something no wise-man or singer of tales had ever before attested in earnest. A creature out of legend. A creature said not to exist.
            The signs of its passing, so subtle, so gentle, they could only lend credence to its story. Crouching by its footprints, even to Reidi’s expert eye, it were as if the beast’s very step were the dew of morning, gently kissing the grass and then vanishing, leaving the sod more lush and alive than it had been before it was trod. He couldn’t explain it – the lightness of it. Not a twig was broken. Not a leaf was upturned. Before its coming, it were as if the woodland simply opened up, like a curtain gently drawn aside.
            But Reidi would not be so easily swept. And so he did not rest, pressing on for days yet, until, halted in majesty beside a crystal stream, he came upon it at last.
 
Could it be?
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            It was. Here before him, the Unicorn, bathing in the purity of gentle daylight, its white mane shimmering like diamonds, its strong breath rumbling in its mighty chest. For a moment, Reidi could only stand stunned before the sight of it; a youth witnessing their first sunrise; a new parent finding proof of goodness, unabashed, in the eyes of their newborn child. And just as quickly as he had found the magnificent creature – just as quickly as he had set his sight upon it, he felt his soul open to it as had the woodlands. They belonged to one another, then, he and the steed. They were one.

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            With the first glance of its emerald gaze, Reidi felt the Unicorn sense in him the clarity of a genuine heart, not bidden by the pulls and pressures of the world, but bound instead to its own compass; its own simple truth. And so it came to him as a friend, and he climbed upon it, racing off to prance and frolic beneath the warmth of noon-day, two hearts united in the simple joy of living. Nothing had ever felt so simple. So free. But there was something within his heart that the magical steed could not have seen. A vicious ambition, cold and violent. And though he did not carry his axe that day, the foe-splitter he had wrought against more able bodies than even he could count, the spirit of the thing was not far from his anxious grip. For he was true of heart, yes, just as the Unicorn had seen, but his was a truth forged of glory, brutal and honest; a kind of truth the white-horned steed had never before witnessed. A kind of truth it could never understand.
 
            Reidi would guide the animal back to Nara, the hall of his brothers in arms, where he would bind it, shackled in a paddock like an unbroken stallion. There it would wait, miserable and terrified, longing for the clear streams of its native weald, the soft mosses that had once been its bedding, the flowers that had once stood to greet it like old friends. There it would wait, until Reidi found a bidder with an offer worthy of his prize. Or else, he boasted to his brothers, he would simply butcher the ugly sow, the same brutal axe that had slain his foes now severing its spine like any ordinary man’s. To feast upon its flesh, roasted and seasoned, would be a rare pleasure that he would only too gladly share with his brave brothers. They deserved a flavor so rich, he would swear aloud. And aye, its horn? Could there be a more worthy trophy to hang about his neck?

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            In the end, no matter how, he would profit from his hunt. His capture of a creature of myth, thought dead, or never to have lived at all. The proud heart in his chest, if not the gods themselves, demanded as much.

            "Now make your offer!" he screamed from the castle's turrets. "We're getting hungry!"
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 03, 2013, 08:44:24 pm
respecing now. You're my number one favorite player.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 03, 2013, 08:44:37 pm
You should make a texture pack and just make things look more cool, like your coat or axe or courser stuff.




I would so download that SO HARD.




So hard...
So hard...
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 03, 2013, 09:00:55 pm
The rumors of the majestic steed quickly came to the Unicorn Princess' attention and she sets out into the night in haste towards the hunter of the forest that had captured the legendary horned horse, bringing with her bags of riches to offer in tribute in hopes of bringing this wonderful creature to her home lands of New Mechin, the city surrounded by the beautiful magical forest where pixie's and other fey creatures frolicked without fear of human corruption. It took three moon and sun cycles before she even manages to get into the supposed area that the Commodore made camp and it takes even longer for her to find him. Without an introduction she announces her intent.

"Good Sir, this creature must be returned to her homeland. Where she may trot in peace and love within my domain. Please accept my offering of ten bags of gold (Totalling 100,000.) in exchange for this wondrous creature. I also shall bestow upon you the freedom to travel into my lands to obtain my expertly crafted exotic hemp rope to help fund your future endeavors. "

She looks upon the man inquisitively, hopefully.. for she desired this horse with all heart.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on March 03, 2013, 09:01:17 pm
GIEV MAGIC CRPG SUBMOD!
WITH WIZARDS, UNICORNS, GOBLINS AND SHIT...

Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Kelugarn on March 03, 2013, 09:09:23 pm
This is a masterpiece. I need this in my life.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Joseph Porta on March 03, 2013, 09:11:00 pm
Sick man! Just awesome!  :lol:
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: sF_Guardian on March 03, 2013, 09:13:51 pm
The bumb dmg makes even more sense now, should be onehit ;-)
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on March 03, 2013, 09:21:22 pm
This is a masterpiece. I need this in my life.

The beast was sold unharmed to the woman who barged into my camp while I was sharpening Ursula. If she wishes to breed it and sell its foals, you can take it up with her. I'm going back to the fur trade.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: isatis on March 03, 2013, 09:23:35 pm
You, sir, are the best!
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on March 03, 2013, 09:50:10 pm
You should make a texture pack and just make things look more cool, like your coat or axe or courser stuff.




I would so download that SO HARD.




So hard...
So hard...

Well, what else needs to look cooler? Believe it or not my skills are fairly limited to a few good tricks, so I need to be selective. But, as I'm still entertaining the idea of never retiring from gen 1, these little projects are proving a great source of gold for me.  I still owe Arrowblood some arrows (proving difficult but I think I've got it), and I've been working on an armor-replacement for the Rawhide Coat so that I can be "semi-naked" instead of full-nude, but other than those two chores my docket is wide open. Give me a job - only prerequisite is that the finished project has to be something I want, too.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on March 03, 2013, 11:09:46 pm
Well, what else needs to look cooler? Believe it or not my skills are fairly limited to a few good tricks, so I need to be selective. But, as I'm still entertaining the idea of never retiring from gen 1, these little projects are proving a great source of gold for me.  I still owe Arrowblood some arrows (proving difficult but I think I've got it), and I've been working on an armor-replacement for the Rawhide Coat so that I can be "semi-naked" instead of full-nude, but other than those two chores my docket is wide open. Give me a job - only prerequisite is that the finished project has to be something I want, too.

I would like a rhino horn on the plated charger :3
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 03, 2013, 11:26:07 pm
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Goodbye Archery, hello new build.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 04, 2013, 04:57:26 am
Nerf 'em
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Joker86 on March 04, 2013, 05:17:59 am
Gonna respec to my "Jack-build" now.

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I put all points in Charisma to raise my Scientology level. I will attack with endless auditings, and if one of you infidel scumbags dare to touch me or my religion, I'm gonna sue the shit out of you.

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Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on March 04, 2013, 05:45:13 am
Gonna respec to my "Jack-build" now.


Pretty sure one of WITCHCRAFT's alts is a Meg Mucklebones build:

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You two should duel.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Joker86 on March 04, 2013, 07:01:39 am
You two should duel.

Please... we all know how Jack vs. Meg Mucklebone ends...  :rolleyes:


 :wink:
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Havoco on March 04, 2013, 09:52:41 am
Fanatic, u should seriously make a fantasy world submod. You know, with unicorns, candy cane trees, gumdrop bushes, cotton candy clouds...

Just sayin
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Jarlek on March 04, 2013, 01:26:36 pm
I guess it's time to buff the bump damage of the courser :D
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on March 06, 2013, 01:06:13 am
First unicorns, now this:
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Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Joker86 on March 06, 2013, 01:09:50 am
This looks more like a self powered horse-sling. You know, just like kids tend to have with stones, except that it's bigger, and that horses span it before they fire themselves.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Carthan on March 07, 2013, 05:55:31 pm
I...I just saw it EAT a PEASANT!
I dont think I will ever forget it...
I managed to capture a screenshot of it: The following image may be disturbing.
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Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Korgoth on March 07, 2013, 06:25:23 pm
Bumping should now have a 10% chance of 70 peirce damage.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 08, 2013, 07:02:05 am
My Unicorn and I both getting a double couch.

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Let me know in a PM or through this thread if you want this texture, I'll hit you up with a link promptly.
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Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Earthdforce on March 09, 2013, 10:22:19 pm
Maybe I should ride a horsie now..
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on March 13, 2013, 04:27:52 pm
A true story...

So there I was, probably level 10 at most, on Reidi_the_Unfettered, my new main (and the hero/villain of the Unicorn tracking story).

Reidi is no coward, so despite my relative inability I had been charging bull-headed into the din of the Battle server as if I were a lvl 34 2h legend.

With the sun going down, for the first time in my short career of suicide rushes, I managed my first kill. A mental picture would not suffice, so I took a screenshot of this historic moment.

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Just then, from the east, I heard hoof-fall. "Cav," I grumbled, "come to lance the joy off my face." I was all alone and in the clear - helpless.

That's when I saw it; the Unicorn, riderless, pounding across the grass with all the grace of a whinnying yearling. It was coming at a hard clip; sure to trample me, I thought. But sure enough, before that horn came to bear, it only slowed to a pause, standing becalmed before my prize.

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"He's come to celebrate this moment too," I thought. And I was glad, then. Glad I had taken after the creature. And glad I never ate it.



EDIT and Epilogue: I might have tried to mend the arrows in the poor steed's flank, but half a second after this screenshot was taken someone charged up behind me with a maul and bashed my head in. Pretty sure they killed the unicorn, too.
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: isatis on March 14, 2013, 02:29:27 am
You are the true spirit of crpg man!
Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Kafein on March 14, 2013, 07:57:17 am
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Title: Re: A present for Gmnotutoo
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 27, 2013, 04:12:29 am
R.I.P. wild axeman. Every-time I see a beautiful Unicorn in this game I will think of you, thank you for bringing me happiness and amusement. Thank you for your good RP and overall being an awesome person to get to know.

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hardly knew the guy
but the death of a good soul should never be taken lightly (or jokingly)

R.I.P

we should have this thread or some thread memorialized for him (stickied maybe?) something to easily remember him, a forum title wont do much cause no one would be reading his old posts

Forum Moderators please sticky this thread, it embodies all the best about him.