one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win a lot
then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go
so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad
they say leg you are great you win us a game!
but they dont know my shame
one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win a lot
then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go
so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad
they say leg you are great you win us a game!
but they dont know my shame
i pooped
1vs5 situation, we're gonna rape the poor guy and keep our x5, but suddenly a wild kapikulu appears (he's on our side) and tks all 5 of us. Well we all rape m so he also gets kicked and the last "poor" guy actually wins..
Decided to go in light gear and without helmet. Next I ambushed well armoured Templar_Osiris when he had his weapon sheathed as he was trying to punch some of my teammates. He got hit but he chambered the next one and all in all hit me 3 times in the face and I died. I had full hp with 6IF and 24 str :oops:(click to show/hide)
First day after last server relocation. [complaining about] 65 ping for a supporter can be deadly to teammates :(
First day after last server relocation. 65 ping for a supporter can be deadly to teammates :(
Being drawn into an online slanging match with a child while playing drunk.
Calling a 16 year old rude names in in game chat is just about the saddest thing I have ever done in my life doubt about in crpg. However the guy is a truly remarkable twat.
being killed from a horse bump (horse was without rider)
being killed from a horse bump (horse was without rider)
I sincerely hope you're not honestly complaining about 65 ping.dude my ping is 50% higer now
First day after last server relocation. 65 ping for a supporter can be deadly to teammates :(
I sincerely hope you're not honestly complaining about 65 ping.
dude my ping is 50% higer now
dam you fu^% 15 ping :evil:
Dude I know what you mean. It's never happened while drunk, but the two things that set me off most in this game are absolutely terrible typing/spelling/grammar and immature attitudes. Those two things make me think people are ruthless idiots. Chances are, though, it actually means that they are children. And insulting children is, obviously, not a good thing. Almost every time it happens after a few rounds I'm like "oh wait... that was probably a kid." :(*faceplam*
haha what a depressing thread, witchcraft!
*faceplam*
typpim bad is ovkaj not evry 1 spek gut english
You're absolutely right Zlisch. I'll admit it - it's an elitist bias. Somehow in the moment I make the cognitive leap right past "they never learned" and right to "they're doing this on purpose because they don't give a shit / nothing is sacred to them / they can't be bothered to be coherent". But, generally, I don't find it hard to tell the difference between someone for whom english isn't their first language, and someone who is, most likely, a little kid. I mean, I read short stories and stuff that I wrote when I was 14 and I was largely guilty of the same things.Regardless of how much effort someone puts into something they write, as long as you can comprehend it does it really matter?
No no no no no
this is not a thread about effort and linguistic evolution this is a thread about THAT ONE TIME YOU DID A THING AND IT WAS BAD. IN CRPG.
THANKY OU
So, what's your most embarassing moment in CRPG?
How can people complain about such low ping.....the lowest I've ever had is 74. But my norm is 82-130. And honestly it really doesn't take much of a toll until you get over 100. :?Maybe try EU server. All in all it might turn out that you live in Europe!
Maybe try EU server. All in all it might turn out that you live in Europe!
This thread offers so much potential for redemption. For example, certain people could come in here and be like "this one time, I got so mad about losing in strat that I abused my admin powers and banned the leader of the enemy faction... deep down I felt like such a dick, and yet I defended my actions for way too long, getting all of NA in this huge panty-bunch on the forums."
I'm not saying that's what happened. Just saying, if that DID happen, this thread would be the perfect place to fess up. Hell, for that kind of honesty, I'd forgive and forget.
This thread offers so much potential for redemption. For example, certain people could come in here and be like "this one time, I got so mad about losing in strat that I abused my admin powers and banned the leader of the enemy faction... deep down I felt like such a dick, and yet I defended my actions for way too long, getting all of NA in this huge panty-bunch on the forums."
I'm not saying that's what happened. Just saying, if that DID happen, this thread would be the perfect place to fess up. Hell, for that kind of honesty, I'd forgive and forget.
I sincerely hope you're not honestly complaining about 65 ping.Sure I am not complaining. Its the saddest/ worst crpg moments thread not another hidded ping whine thread.
Sure I am not complaining. Its the saddest/ worst crpg moments thread not another hidded ping whine thread.
The amount of th/ tk i get that day was my nightmare, problem was a change a right moment to thrust a spear which after 3 goddamn years of hopliting can take some time to adjust :)
After like three map changes I realized that I had 350 ping and was on the China server. WHOOPS! :oops:
Don't drink 'n play, kids. Stay in school.
I was playing there last night, it was awesome, everyone was a hybrid and did well at it. Archers would hang out in groups and bust out Fighting Axes, Niuweidaos, and other melee weepons when approached.
For the last week I've been trying to play the Harlem Shake during quiet moments strat teamspeaks. Every single time people are just like "WITCHCRAFT your mic is on" and nothing else. Felt like this:
For the last week I've been trying to play the Harlem Shake during quiet moments strat teamspeaks. Every single time people are just like "WITCHCRAFT your mic is on" and nothing else.
My decision to leave the clan that I helped found, the decision to leave the leader I helped instate, the decision to leave he whom I had once pledged to support, the decision to leave the brothers I had shed and drew blood with. That moment was the worst cRPG moment.
Chaos dont get me wrong you've got some good players
But you've watered down your Clan like the Pope does prayers
You bitches are kind of like my orange juice
Made from 2% concentrate, one sip and spit the shit loose
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One of the most interesting things about Strategus to me is a certain something that was probably not intended in the original game design. And that is the roleplaying implications of the fact that we, the players, are immortal. We fight and fight and fight and never die. Only our organizations die. We linger on to watch them crumble, either slowly decaying or violently burning. Thus we suffer the plight of the immortal, as explored in everything from Tuck Everlasting to Highlander. Nothing we create can ever last. There are no thousand year empires in CRPG. What you experienced, Dexxtaa, is our communal destiny.
They say you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain... well, we aren't dying. You do the math.
EDIT: Though, Remnant has been a while, no? Even so, I'm sure they know the sting of the decaying world.
EDIT 2: Oh wait, I was thinking of Fallen. Same deal.
I sometimes like to think of Strat and cRPG as a kind of purgatory where the souls of warriors fight eternally, RP-wise. Like a hellish version of Valhalla or something. And most of the "warriors" have the emotional maturity of teenagers at best XD. They can go dormant (just stop playing), fade into nothingness (delete) or be smitted into oblivion by the evil soul-shepherding Donkey god that rules these lands (permaban), but otherwise there is no way out...
Einherjar without the food and booze.
im sad when i join eu1 and its night. i leave join eu2 and its night.. makes me go and watch tv :PNo worries, after a night there is a cloudy day with a thick fog and it's even worse than night.
Actually, here's a real one for me.
It was the point where I decided to leave Chaos. Don't get me wrong, everything that's developed from there has gone through its own journey which I'm glad for, but it was heartbreaking for me to leave the clan and the organization that we worked hard to put together.
During the Chaos decline, action was almost non-existent and I we were plagued with inactivity, festering and brewing in our own frustration and non-success by our standards. Our glory days long behind us (not that it mattered), we were excited to get into the fight, and do what we do best ("here come those Chaos bundle of stickss to steamroll the server for 2 hours").
Strategus had left us at each others' throats, confused, angry and unsure where to direct our chagrin. Upper management were having an all out battle royale on the forums, which spilled into the public section of our forums. The once mighty battle cult of Stratia's best had fallen into disarray. Canary (coined "the Fuhrer" by our own Weebo) had taken to an iron hand that (in my opinion) needed to be used for the restructure of the faction.
The old Chaos by now had deteriorated into a faction that accepted any joe dirt off the street with an amicable personality, with no clauses to maintain the high standards which were a prominent strategy - called the "applicant pants." It was a majority rule, and people were overtaken by the group think did not oppose new members out of either disregard or conflict avoidance. The result was the same.
Stagnation, the dilution of combat skill level. The overall reduction across the board on teamwork (Cohesion and Synergy™), and the descent into trolly attitude among bored members who were simply looking for fresh ways to play the game they enjoyed with good company. The Chaos of old had reached a low point, where even its then-highest ranked members lost faith in the future of the Clan. I lost faith in Chaos.
In a way, our exodus from Chaos was beneficial to both our own peace of mind as well as their player base. Most of those who chose to leave Chaos without pledging their allegiance to us decided to make their own short termed clan with no future (as I'm sure they knew during inception). Those who followed us marched away from our own brothers, our home. Those who stayed watched us leave, sad (I'm sure) but hopeful at a chance of a cleaner future.
My decision to leave the clan that I helped found, the decision to leave the leader I helped instate, the decision to leave he whom I had once pledged to support, the decision to leave the brothers I had shed and drew blood with. That moment was the worst cRPG moment.
One of the most interesting things about Strategus to me is a certain something that was probably not intended in the original game design. And that is the roleplaying implications of the fact that we, the players, are immortal. We fight and fight and fight and never die. Only our organizations die. We linger on to watch them crumble, either slowly decaying or violently burning. Thus we suffer the plight of the immortal, as explored in everything from Tuck Everlasting to Highlander. Nothing we create can ever last. There are no thousand year empires in CRPG. What you experienced, Dexxtaa, is our communal destiny.
They say you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain... well, we aren't dying. You do the math.
EDIT: Though, Remnant has been a while, no? Even so, I'm sure they know the sting of the decaying world.
EDIT 2: Oh wait, I was thinking of Fallen. Same deal.
Before i started CRPG i played the campaign ever with automatic block and never use manual (why be sadistic like that?).
So i started play a lil Warband multi then i discovered CRPG .. My worst remembrance was my" initial "ten days cause i thought it was automatic block and never understood why i was chain killed everytime.The worst was sometimes my block worked miraculously so i said to myself "ok it a semi automatic block or it s a calculation with probability of block"
Btw other bad memory was my first strategus battle .Moist hands ,pressure ,lot of pressure.
I was random and Alliance took me (cause every noob have to discover Strategus) . It was a siege attack(Slezh) and i died like ten times by suicide , awesome ladder jump and others stupid deaths. It was hard because i had a crual K/D and i hitted a Kapikulu who insulted me about TH (--').
Finally what an awesome mod ... I love this stuff
one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win a lot
then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go
so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad
they say leg you are great you win us a game!
but they dont know my shame
one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win a lotThis quote will never be forgotten.
then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go
so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad
they say leg you are great you win us a game!
but they dont know my shame
one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win a lot
then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go
so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad
they say leg you are great you win us a game!
but they dont know my shame
When i met "panther"