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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Tanken on February 14, 2013, 06:50:54 am

Title: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Tanken on February 14, 2013, 06:50:54 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login

I had NOTHING to do with this.

Was pretty funny though. Good fights.

We freed the Demonic Village of Pagan Rituals by WITCHCRAFT, the curse has been lifted, and during the twenty-four hours before the battle to take place to regain it, we have showered the soil and all structures with Holy Water of the GodKing Partyboy's Ball Sweat to chastise all wickedness of Ambean. Good fight WITCHCRAFT, your Sorcery is NO MORE for Ambean.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Malaclypse on February 14, 2013, 06:52:09 am: Need to be more peasant v Militia tier fights in strat.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Cenewulf on February 14, 2013, 06:52:41 am: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Not gonna lie it was fun throwing rocks an stuff.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Keshian on February 14, 2013, 07:21:23 am: Quote from: Malaclypse on February 14, 2013, 06:52:09 am
Need to be more peasant v Militia tier fights in strat.

This x9000. Exactly why they should not have removed the neutral fiefs and replaced it with the stupid voting system. Far more fun and interesting peasant battles to begin with, unlike this strategus where no real battles took place except fief transfers and then we immediately went up to mid-tier gear after about a month when battles were eventually fought.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: LordLargos on February 14, 2013, 07:38:29 am: Uhm, Where's xeen?
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: partyboy on February 14, 2013, 08:19:42 am: Damn. I'm still getting namedropped after all these years.

I'm a fucking pillar of the goddamn crpg community.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Canary on February 14, 2013, 08:56:37 am: Stay in your graves you living dead fiends. Don't make me bludgeon more of you back there with more rocks.

In light of these Strat zombie attackers, it is ironic that witchcraft was involved with the defense for this battle.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 14, 2013, 02:47:17 pm: I preferred the neutral/AI system better than voting for fiefs as well
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: oprah_winfrey on February 14, 2013, 03:14:52 pm: Q:"What is this KUTT battle I thought they were dead"
A: "Its Tretter when does he ever die easily"

I also prefer the AI owned fiefs. More battles more fun.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Casimir on February 14, 2013, 04:46:36 pm: Neutral/AI was great for villages, when it came to castles and towns it was rather silly.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Elindor on February 14, 2013, 04:58:46 pm: Quote from: oprah_winfrey on February 14, 2013, 03:14:52 pm
A: "Its Tretter when does he ever die easily"

OFF TOPIC
Funny thing is last I heard from him, Tretter has *0* IF, that's right....zero
He is just 45/3 with 14 PS. :|
(click to show/hide)
See : "Why strength should not give 1 HP per point past X strength" :P
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Bronto on February 14, 2013, 05:25:58 pm: Well Frisia just lost half it's members....GG!
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Casimir on February 14, 2013, 05:30:43 pm: Quote from: Brontosauce on February 14, 2013, 05:25:58 pm
Well Frisia just lost half it's members....GG!

how / why?
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Duster on February 14, 2013, 05:51:58 pm: Quote from: Brontosauce on February 14, 2013, 05:25:58 pm
Well Frisia just lost half it's members....GG!

Story time?
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: oprah_winfrey on February 14, 2013, 05:54:44 pm: Quote from: Duster on February 14, 2013, 05:51:58 pm
Story time?

I think Bronto is assuming that the KUTT members in frisia are going to leave to reform KUTT.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Bronto on February 14, 2013, 05:57:41 pm: Quote from: oprah_winfrey on February 14, 2013, 05:54:44 pm
I think Bronto is assuming that the KUTT members in frisia are going to leave to reform KUTT.

+1 for not being a complete and utter moron.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: BaleOhay on February 14, 2013, 06:18:39 pm: We were going to transfer it anyway.. Thanks for helping.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 14, 2013, 06:28:51 pm: Does that mean LL guys will rejoin KUTT?

The plot thickens...
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Sir_Winston_Churchill on February 14, 2013, 07:28:36 pm: Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on February 14, 2013, 06:28:51 pm
Does that mean LL guys will rejoin KUTT?

The plot thickens...

I have no idea about what's going on in the situation, but the post was made by Tanken who is ex-KUTT and still a Frisian (at least on the clan page, I haven't played the game in "hella days" so I have no idea what's going on).
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 14, 2013, 07:29:24 pm: Quote from: Tank Burner on February 14, 2013, 06:50:54 am
the curse has been lifted,

Hahaha, that's what you think. Just wait till your rye crops molder on the stem, releasing purple rot that clouds the mind. Wait until night, when strange hands that cannot be known come rapping and scraping and peeling at the walls of your house. I hope you keep a strict curfew, because the night eyes will not take you as their new master...

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Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Kelugarn on February 14, 2013, 08:20:14 pm: What a fool Tretter has been! He has released unspeakable evils upon our world by tampering with mystic forces he cannot hope to control! Without proper wards these devils will begin to hunger for the souls of men, and their foul aura will corrupt the minds of all men. Once the Rotfeast begins none will be spared.

Flee while you still can, you fools.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 14, 2013, 09:05:04 pm: You just opened Pandora's box.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 14, 2013, 09:29:38 pm: Quote from: Brontosauce on February 14, 2013, 05:57:41 pm
+1 for not being a complete and utter moron.

Trettor just #yolo'd a little bit too hard. Anyway, only 3 of my dudes are former KUTTsman anyway. RJ, Tanken, and Pink are all fuckin' gnarly players and great dudes, but if they wanted to #yolo with Tretter, that'd be up to them and it wouldn't kill us anyway.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 14, 2013, 09:57:47 pm: Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on February 14, 2013, 07:29:24 pm
Hahaha, that's what you think. Just wait till your rye crops molder on the stem, releasing purple rot that clouds the mind. Wait until night, when strange hands that cannot be known come rapping and scraping and peeling at the walls of your house. I hope you keep a strict curfew, because the night eyes will not take you as their new master...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si8IqpZc8Fo

Edit: OOC: I got a warning for this. My apologies if this short reply took anyone out of the RP theme of the thread. I thought that trailer was a reasonable visual approximation of the themes explored in the quote above, and I was thus contributing. Won't make that mistake again.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: oprah_winfrey on February 14, 2013, 10:02:14 pm: Quote from: Brontosauce on February 14, 2013, 05:57:41 pm
+1 for not being a complete and utter moron.

Don't let this man fool you, I am a still a complete and utter moron.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Tanken on February 14, 2013, 11:09:32 pm: Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on February 14, 2013, 07:29:24 pm
Hahaha, that's what you think. Just wait till your rye crops molder on the stem, releasing purple rot that clouds the mind. Wait until night, when strange hands that cannot be known come rapping and scraping and peeling at the walls of your house. I hope you keep a strict curfew, because the night eyes will not take you as their new master...

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By the Power of Partyboy and the Holy Ball Sweat of the GodKing, Do Gooders of Calradia say BE GONE EVIL WITCHCRAFT. THY TYRANNY OVER AMBEAN IS THROUGH.

/me douses the village in more ball sweat, they were running low, but Partyboy was a sweaty man anyway.

Your village will know the true meaning of Partyboy and will no longer have to live in fear of its devout dark-worshiper, they may know peace and prosperity! This curse has been lifted. I call upon all the souls of love and integrity and peace throughout Calradia, lend me your strength in driving out what wicked sin lay within this village, free its peasants of their binds, and let Calradia no longer have a blemish upon it of tyranny and darkness.

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Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: partyboy on February 14, 2013, 11:23:38 pm: Hey man that Exotic Ball Sweat has a huge distance bonus on it and you're just throwing it away!?
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: Tanken on February 14, 2013, 11:36:05 pm: We have to Partyboy, this magnitude of sin and corruption mandates it.
Title: Re: KUTT's Big Comeback
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 15, 2013, 09:13:57 am: Quote from: Tank Burner on February 14, 2013, 11:09:32 pm
Your village will know the true meaning of Partyboy and will no longer have to live in fear of its devout dark-worshiper, they may know peace and prosperity! This curse has been lifted.

FOOL! I AM THE RAVEN UPON THE CORPSE! I AM THE BUZZARD CIRCLING THE DEAD AFTER EVERY BATTLE. I AM THE DARKEST WING OF THE FLOCK OF BIRD! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT POWERS YOU HAVE STIRRED FROM THEIR MURKY POOL!