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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Panos on February 06, 2013, 03:28:15 pm

Title: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 06, 2013, 03:28:15 pm
10 words max, 3 words min.

Please I beg you not to derail this thread, and If keep a thread flame free , then you can aswell.

Let`s make an epic story..

"Once. there was a young man..."

Continue.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: [ptx] on February 06, 2013, 03:32:28 pm
..who would make the king angry over and over again...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2013, 03:34:51 pm
Hooves on wet-soaked mud break the monotonous drissling rain
shit.
again:

..said the jester,  immidiatly being sent to the dungeon for

goddamit too slow again.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Corwin on February 06, 2013, 03:36:42 pm
..who would make the king angry over and over again...

And one day, the king permabanned him.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 06, 2013, 03:37:46 pm
...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Conquisitore on February 06, 2013, 03:45:30 pm
the end.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Araxiel on February 06, 2013, 04:46:00 pm
And one day, the king permabanned him.
Hearing the permaban half-greek got really mad and...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: chadz on February 06, 2013, 04:55:35 pm
...

please stick to the rules, 3 words min! Otherwise I have to deal out warnings!
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Molly on February 06, 2013, 04:58:05 pm
Hearing the permaban half-greek got really mad and...
...started to rally troops from all over the land. The goal was...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: [ptx] on February 06, 2013, 05:01:26 pm
..to ceaselessly petition the King for an unban, that...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Prinz_Karl on February 06, 2013, 07:46:33 pm
...would allow him to freely continue...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 06, 2013, 07:49:19 pm
...in the ways of...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 06, 2013, 08:18:53 pm
the old Gods, which his father raised him to believe in..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: [ptx] on February 06, 2013, 08:27:58 pm
..so he may once again annoy the King and get...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 06, 2013, 08:28:54 pm
apparently I asked much.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Kafein on February 08, 2013, 07:37:55 pm
There is virtually no way this could end up otherwise so we might as well go quick.


...penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 08, 2013, 07:43:05 pm
..so he may once again annoy the King and get...
the death penalty for stealing a young maiden's..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Tibe on February 08, 2013, 07:48:48 pm
the death penalty for stealing a young maiden's..
siliconboobs, which he took by.....
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 08, 2013, 08:19:55 pm
I remember locking this thread..

FU chadz  :lol:
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Araxiel on February 08, 2013, 11:27:42 pm
siliconboobs, which he took by.....
by tricking her with false richness.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Molly on February 09, 2013, 01:26:52 am
This false richness was gained by employing several...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Sir_Senior_the_Eldest on February 09, 2013, 01:36:37 am
...greek but orange bearded 2h heroes, who...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Casimir on February 09, 2013, 01:41:15 am
repeatedly desecrated his anus, at his behest...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Moncho on February 09, 2013, 01:42:35 am
, while wearing kuyaks and hiding their faces...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Lizard_man on February 09, 2013, 01:57:39 am
The young man set on his quest for the magical camel...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 09, 2013, 02:20:09 am
That will grant him the power to..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Lizard_man on February 09, 2013, 02:25:45 am
...live forever, so long as the flesh is eaten.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Moncho on February 09, 2013, 02:30:17 am
The flesh of his friends...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 09, 2013, 02:32:38 am
that turned out to be his worst enemies..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Moncho on February 09, 2013, 02:34:28 am
since he discovered their evil intentions...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Panos on February 09, 2013, 02:38:04 am
a bloodseeking revenge, is all that he lusted..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Araxiel on February 09, 2013, 02:39:16 am
Meh, i was slow.
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Moncho on February 09, 2013, 02:46:46 am
as the wandering madman, the soulles mercenary he became
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Tibe on February 09, 2013, 08:39:02 am
....a gigolo in the streets of Praven where he...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 09, 2013, 12:15:10 pm
encountered more transexuals then in..
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: BarBeQ on February 09, 2013, 12:26:37 pm
any other story which he ....
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Kafein on February 09, 2013, 12:40:48 pm
...probably would have thought better to copy the whole text...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Molly on February 09, 2013, 12:54:02 pm
...before opening the window of his dirty hut, when the wind took all the leaves, blew them like...
Title: Re: Our own Medieval story
Post by: Boerenlater on February 09, 2013, 05:01:53 pm
a dead Etophian away into the dark night outside.