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Title: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: owens on January 27, 2013, 12:02:35 pm
nuff said

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This one doesnt need a buff but looks pretty brutal
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Some are so brutal they don't get a buff.


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Some are kind and gentle and should be mentioned in respect for universal balance.


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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on January 27, 2013, 02:31:05 pm
Dude... seriously, gross.

Sometimes I doubt that any of you have ever actually made sweet love to a woman.

EDIT: I should add that I have no idea how old most of you are, so you very well might actually have never made love to anything but your hand... so let me offer you some wisdom from the other side of the map. Keep love and war separate. The second "Brutal" comes into the equation, something is wrong, someone is getting abused, and frankly, you're selling the whole thing short.
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: [ptx] on January 27, 2013, 03:29:32 pm
Quote from: owens on January 27, 2013, 12:02:35 pm
nuff said
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Quote from: Commodore_Axephante on January 27, 2013, 02:31:05 pm
Dude... seriously, gross.

Sometimes I doubt that any of you have ever actually made sweet love to a woman.

EDIT: I should add that I have no idea how old most of you are, so you very well might actually have never made love to anything but your hand... so let me offer you some wisdom from the other side of the map. Keep love and war separate. The second "Brutal" comes into the equation, something is wrong, someone is getting abused, and frankly, you're selling the whole thing short.
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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Joker86 on January 27, 2013, 03:49:45 pm
And what about all weapons which look like gentle dildos? You know, the soft, accomodating ones you enjoy while taking a bath? Would you nerf them, just because they don't hurt so much when stabbing?  :mad:
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on January 27, 2013, 04:22:47 pm
Quote from: Joker86 on January 27, 2013, 03:49:45 pm
And what about all weapons which look like gentle dildos? You know, the soft, accomodating ones you enjoy while taking a bath? Would you nerf them, just because they don't hurt so much when stabbing?  :mad:

There's a gentleman.
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Panos on January 27, 2013, 04:30:50 pm
Quote from: Commodore_Axephante on January 27, 2013, 02:31:05 pm
Dude... seriously, gross.

Sometimes I doubt that any of you have ever actually made sweet love to a woman.

EDIT: I should add that I have no idea how old most of you are, so you very well might actually have never made love to anything but your hand... so let me offer you some wisdom from the other side of the map. Keep love and war separate. The second "Brutal" comes into the equation, something is wrong, someone is getting abused, and frankly, you're selling the whole thing short.

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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Brrrak on January 28, 2013, 03:29:33 pm
Suggestions Corner - For when no sense need be made.
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Laufknoten on January 28, 2013, 04:00:17 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 27, 2013, 04:30:50 pm
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Why Masturbation is Morally Evil & How to Free Yourself From It (http://www.davidlgray.info/blog/2010/12/why-masturbation-is-morally-evil-how-to-free-yourself-from-it/)

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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on January 28, 2013, 11:23:35 pm
Quote from: Brrrak on January 28, 2013, 03:29:33 pm
Suggestions Corner - For when no sense need be made.

I'll always remember this thread as the place I got my first -'s. That will teach me to impart life lessons.
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 28, 2013, 11:25:55 pm
+1 for mentioning brutal and dildo in the same sntence.  :lol:
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on January 29, 2013, 04:51:55 am
Alright alright, CRPG has spoken. Buff fetishism, nerf romance. Take heed, devs!
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Eugene on January 29, 2013, 07:53:41 am
Quote from: Commodore_Axephante on January 27, 2013, 02:31:05 pm
Dude... seriously, gross.

Sometimes I doubt that any of you have ever actually made sweet love to a woman.

EDIT: I should add that I have no idea how old most of you are, so you very well might actually have never made love to anything but your hand... so let me offer you some wisdom from the other side of the map. Keep love and war separate. The second "Brutal" comes into the equation, something is wrong, someone is getting abused, and frankly, you're selling the whole thing short.

who needs ladies when you have warband?

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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 29, 2013, 12:36:38 pm
Owens pls you left out the most brutal looking of them all

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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on January 29, 2013, 01:03:24 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on January 29, 2013, 12:36:38 pm
Owens pls you left out the most brutal looking of them all

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The best caveman weapon out there, goes well with some hide armor.
Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: Miwiw on January 29, 2013, 06:11:58 pm
And what abotu men's stuff like anal plugs?

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Title: Re: A buff to all weapons that look like brutal dildos
Post by: owens on February 02, 2013, 08:59:47 am
Buff for pleasure