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Title: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: pepejul on January 26, 2013, 06:20:24 pm
I dream about arrow blocked by my wooden part of bardichr just in front of my eyes...

I dream about bolt blocked in my dagger on my belt...

I dream about shield on my back bloking ranged weapons...

I donno if it's possible.... I just dream....
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Araxiel on January 26, 2013, 06:26:11 pm
Quote from: pepejul on January 26, 2013, 06:20:24 pm
I dream about shield on my back bloking ranged weapons...
Look who likes turtles.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Jarlek on January 26, 2013, 06:32:10 pm
Quote from: Araxiel on January 26, 2013, 06:26:11 pm
Look who likes turtles.
Casimir?
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Apsod on January 26, 2013, 07:42:10 pm
Quote from: pepejul on January 26, 2013, 06:20:24 pm
I dream about shield on my back bloking ranged weapons...
Shields on the back reduce ranged damage to the part of your back that is covered by the shield.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Panos on January 26, 2013, 07:49:19 pm
I dreamed that I have food to eat, but then I woke up realizing that I am still a Greek.

FML.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 26, 2013, 09:13:21 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 26, 2013, 07:49:19 pm
I dreamed that I have food to eat, but then I woke up realizing that I am still a Greek.

FML.

I dreamed that I could stick to a diet, but then I woke up realising that I'm not living in Greece.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: sF_Guardian on January 26, 2013, 09:29:06 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 26, 2013, 07:49:19 pm
I dreamed that I have food to eat, but then I woke up realizing that I am still a Greek.

FML.

Do I have tp "-" it for not being an asshole, racist German scumbag? :D
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Joker86 on January 26, 2013, 10:11:50 pm
Quote from: pepejul on January 26, 2013, 06:20:24 pm
I dream about arrow blocked by my wooden part of bardichr just in front of my eyes...

I also dream about arrows blocked by the wood I have. I mean, my club... you know what I am talking of, the shaft of it... the thing I tend to ram into the face of others, and shove it up their butt... not necessarily in that order...

But it could surely block more arrows it it only was bigger... it's so small. If it was a tad thicker I would enjoy it much more, and it would hurt the other more. You're doing it wrong if it doesn't hurt, you know?
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: sF_Guardian on January 26, 2013, 10:18:12 pm
Quote from: Joker86 on January 26, 2013, 10:11:50 pm
I also dream about arrows blocked by the wood I have. I mean, my club... you know what I am talking of, the shaft of it... the thing I tend to ram into the face of others, and shove it up their butt... not necessarily in that order...

But it could surely block more arrows it it only was bigger... it's so small. If it was a tad thicker I would enjoy it much more, and it would hurt the other more. You're doing it wrong if it doesn't hurt, you know?

How poetic.

Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Haboe on January 27, 2013, 01:24:19 am
I dream of chambering arrows  :rolleyes:

No wait, i got a shield.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Count_Curtis on January 27, 2013, 01:45:09 am
If trees can stop arrows, why cant my wooden staff block them?

CRPG = LIES
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Haboe on January 27, 2013, 01:47:01 am
Let wood block arrows, but lose 1 loomlevel per hit  :mrgreen: (ofc per round only)
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 27, 2013, 06:46:10 am
Quote from: Joker86 on January 26, 2013, 10:11:50 pm
I also dream about arrows blocked by the wood I have. I mean, my club... you know what I am talking of, the shaft of it... the thing I tend to ram into the face of others, and shove it up their butt... not necessarily in that order...

But it could surely block more arrows it it only was bigger... it's so small. If it was a tad thicker I would enjoy it much more, and it would hurt the other more. You're doing it wrong if it doesn't hurt, you know?

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Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Joker86 on January 27, 2013, 08:04:16 pm
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on January 27, 2013, 06:46:10 am
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I already tried that company. They refused to attach a blade to my shaft. Ridiculous, isn't it?  :?
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Kaiser Augustus on January 27, 2013, 10:57:11 pm
I dream of learning to dodge arrows. oh what a gift that would be.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Havoco on January 28, 2013, 03:52:36 am
To chamber arrows u need to start ur down block just b4 the arrow hits u
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Templar_Steevee on January 28, 2013, 10:06:24 am
Quote from: Havoco on January 28, 2013, 03:52:36 am
To chamber arrows u need to start ur down block just b4 the arrow hits u

It's as ridicilous idea as a secondary melee bow.
Show me videos with average figthers are chambering arrows, and tell me how many of them survive that. 
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Rumblood on January 28, 2013, 04:48:13 pm
Quote from: Templar_Steevee on January 28, 2013, 10:06:24 am
It's as ridicilous idea as a secondary melee bow.
Show me videos with average figthers are chambering arrows, and tell me how many of them survive that.

Its already in game. Quite difficult timing wise, but it can be done even with a bow.  :idea:
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: pepejul on January 28, 2013, 04:58:28 pm
how can you block with a bow ???  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: Rumblood on January 28, 2013, 05:46:06 pm
Quote from: pepejul on January 28, 2013, 04:58:28 pm
how can you block with a bow ???  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You can't block, you can chamber missiles by drawing at the right time. I know because I've done it against Kesh.
Title: Re: wood can stop arrows ?
Post by: pepejul on January 28, 2013, 06:44:34 pm
must be funniest thing ever...