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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: LordBerenger on January 24, 2013, 03:09:11 pm

Title: RIP USA
Post by: LordBerenger on January 24, 2013, 03:09:11 pm
 :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/23/n-korea-plans-nuclear-test-rocket-launch/

''The North's National Defense Commission said the moves would feed into an "upcoming all-out action" that would target the United States, "the sworn enemy of the Korean people.''

Kim Fatty Jong Un
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: LordBerenger on January 24, 2013, 03:39:00 pm
First one 2 drop teh nuke wins.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 24, 2013, 03:51:38 pm
USA 4 EVAH BITCHES
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 24, 2013, 04:03:34 pm
RACISTS!
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Weewum on January 24, 2013, 05:16:15 pm
Fuck my life...
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: donib on January 24, 2013, 05:19:01 pm
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Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Rumblood on January 24, 2013, 06:10:50 pm
He really doesn't understand how Americans react to threats. Tired of wars? Yes. Too tired to invade his country and remove his government from power for threatening to nuke our country? Oh hell no....
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Garem on January 24, 2013, 06:25:36 pm
On top of ^^^ Rumblood's accurate description of the American drive to kick ass and take no prisoners, he's forgetting two important things:

1. The vast majority of his widely publicized test rockets fail miserably and crash. And where exactly does that nuke fall? Near enough to North Korea to make it amusing (were it not for the, you know... South Koreans and other cool stuff nearby).

2. China won't let him. Alas, the era of the golden rice bowl doesn't like it when you destroy their assets most critical trading partner.

Do these matter? Who knows. That's why Kim Jong Il and his rising doughboy son are my fave dictators. Seriously, even Smoothrich can't match this level of crazy dictator (try ever as hard as he may).
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: [ptx] on January 24, 2013, 06:48:00 pm
Voted S for suckage.come on, we need a new eu vs na thread
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: oprah_winfrey on January 24, 2013, 08:04:36 pm
This is the same thing that has been happening for like 30 years. They talk a big game, then we give them a bunch of money and they settle down for a while. Rinse, repeat, and here we are again.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Tibe on January 24, 2013, 09:06:58 pm
Voted U for "NO U"

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Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Oberyn on January 25, 2013, 11:03:57 am
Maybe the general NK population is malnourished and brainwashed enough to believe that they are respected/feared by the entire world (this is often repeated in NK propaganda). The leaders though surely are aware that any sign of aggression with nuclear weapons will end up in their 3rd world dictatorship getting obliterated. The Chinese are one of the only reasons NK is still there, and the opinion within China these days about NK is one of embarassement and condescension. Even their most important ally is tired of their retarded shenanigans and posturing.
The other reason is SK and specifically Seoul...despite not having enough to feed it's own people, NK still has a sizeable army and it's estimated Seoul would be completely destroyed in the event of a war. Not to mention SK leaders have been following a policy of rapprochement with NK for an eventual reunification ala Germany, which is a balls to the wall crazy idea. The economic impact of German reunification is felt even to this day within the country, and East Germany was nowhere near as much of a shithole as NK is today. The cultural/economic differences between NK and SK are too great for peaceful reunification.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Kafein on January 25, 2013, 12:42:42 pm
Just saying, at the level of nuclear weaponry expertise I have now (that is, pretty decent for somebody not working with anything related to nuclear power), it's when NK will stop making nuclear tests that the USA should start worrying. Right now they are nowhere.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Tibe on January 25, 2013, 06:33:21 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 25, 2013, 12:42:42 pm
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I dont think its really USA that has to worry. Saddly enough its acctually Japan. While China would do what it takes to avoid a conflict between USA and NK(for many logical reasons really), I do belive if anything China would acctually demand NK to bomb Japan. Currently China and Japan are in extremely terrible diplomatic state and NK whould really bomb everybody even slightly showing western influence. Even if NATO acctually did send help or demand peace, the aftermath would still be catastrophic and its not certain if NATO would really dare to do anything if China and NK both refuse. Japan is ofcourse also like USA the longtime enemy to these countries.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Anal Bleeding on January 25, 2013, 06:44:27 pm
the reason for the animosity is that Japan occupied korea and parts of china in the early 20th century, effectively enslaving many people. men had to work in factories while women worked in the pleasure houses.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Leshma on January 25, 2013, 06:47:41 pm
A month after failed end of the world event we're back on good old WW3 subject. I fucking hate global media and their lack of ideas.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Tibe on January 25, 2013, 06:53:45 pm
It really wasnt a WW3 quess. I never did say that they would acctually start a huge war. I simply ment there would be a tiny war(from world scale atleast). And considering the fact that a nation filled with brainwashed unworldly in huge denial idiots get a hold of a weapon that can basically harm a planet is quite scary frankly.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on January 25, 2013, 06:54:33 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on January 25, 2013, 06:33:21 pm
I dont think its really USA that has to worry. Saddly enough its acctually Japan. While China would do what it takes to avoid a conflict between USA and NK(for many logical reasons really), I do belive if anything China would acctually demand NK to bomb Japan. Currently China and Japan are in extremely terrible diplomatic state and NK whould really bomb everybody even slightly showing western influence. Even if NATO acctually did send help or demand peace, the aftermath would still be catastrophic and its not certain if NATO would really dare to do anything if China and NK both refuse. Japan is ofcourse also like USA the longtime enemy to these countries.

sounds like Japan has the short straw :P and it seems that china and NK are preparing to hold the rest of the world by its balls. Good to know that everyone loves each other and all is peaceful ^^
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Rumblood on January 25, 2013, 07:10:24 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on January 25, 2013, 06:33:21 pm
I dont think its really USA that has to worry. Saddly enough its acctually Japan. While China would do what it takes to avoid a conflict between USA and NK(for many logical reasons really), I do belive if anything China would acctually demand NK to bomb Japan. Currently China and Japan are in extremely terrible diplomatic state and NK whould really bomb everybody even slightly showing western influence. Even if NATO acctually did send help or demand peace, the aftermath would still be catastrophic and its not certain if NATO would really dare to do anything if China and NK both refuse. Japan is ofcourse also like USA the longtime enemy to these countries.

Sorry, but regardless of the friction, China is not going to choose NK over Japan. First despite the tensions, Japan and China are significant trading partners. The total trade is nearly as much as the US/China trade partnership. Next is the fact that China's largest trade partners, the EU and the US simply would not stand for an attack on Japan even if China was willing to drop all relations with Japan. China would collapse if they suddenly had a 75% loss in trade due to sanctions. The EU and the US would suffer a bit in terms of cheap imports and loss of an export partner, but would recover as you can find other cheap products in places like Mexico. It simply would not make sense in any way for China to even try to tip that pot for North Korea.

Quoted from a news report today:

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China’s new leader, Xi Jinping, offered Japan a conciliatory tone during a meeting with a senior Japanese politician on Friday in an apparent effort to reduce the escalating tensions between the two countries over islands in the East China Sea.

In some of his first remarks on China’s foreign policy since becoming secretary general of the Communist Party, Mr. Xi told the Japanese lawmaker, Natsuo Yamaguchi, “The Chinese government remains committed to China-Japan relations,” according to an account provided by China’s Foreign Ministry.

Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Tibe on January 26, 2013, 01:13:14 am
Well thats still questionable in my mind. Since when have good and profitable tradepartnership ever prevented war? Most wars have been between good tradepartners. And to be honest if China ever did go that far it would stick the whole blame on NK while secretly still supporting it. Thou I agree, its quite impossible for it to happen. NK is just showing off its broken toys, nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 26, 2013, 09:17:12 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on January 24, 2013, 06:10:50 pm
He really doesn't understand how Americans react to threats. Tired of wars? Yes. Too tired to invade his country and remove his government from power for threatening to nuke our country? Oh hell no....

Too tired to hammer down the last nail in the American economy? YES WE CAN!
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Kalam on January 26, 2013, 09:40:46 pm
I'm more worried about this...

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/01/23/virginia_state_senate_moves_ahead_on_electoral_college_rigging_bill.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/01/23/virginia_state_senate_moves_ahead_on_electoral_college_rigging_bill.html)

http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/reince-priebus-backs-electoral-vote-change-but-its-states-decision-fp8bqc3-186720481.html (http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/reince-priebus-backs-electoral-vote-change-but-its-states-decision-fp8bqc3-186720481.html)

Anything that decreases popular vote is bad for any organization that makes decisions according to those votes, and the United States is no different.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: djavo on January 27, 2013, 03:04:33 am
"I bet you anything China, Iran, and North Korea are all teaming up against us."

HAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Havoco on January 27, 2013, 06:23:56 am
What for Chinese crpg players response to this thread.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Count_Curtis on January 27, 2013, 06:55:43 am
http://www.sott.net/article/257188-Antigua-government-set-to-launch-pirate-website-to-punish-United-States?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

RIP USA
THE AGE OF ANTIGUA BEGINS NOW
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Tibe on January 27, 2013, 09:19:58 am
Quote from: djavo on January 27, 2013, 03:04:33 am
"I bet you anything China, Iran, and North Korea are all teaming up against us."

HAHAHAHAHA

Yes, because they hate freeeeeeeeeeeedum.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Kafein on January 27, 2013, 12:12:37 pm
Quote from: Count_Curtis on January 27, 2013, 06:55:43 am
http://www.sott.net/article/257188-Antigua-government-set-to-launch-pirate-website-to-punish-United-States?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

RIP USA
THE AGE OF ANTIGUA BEGINS NOW

Lol. This might get funny.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Christo on January 27, 2013, 12:14:07 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 27, 2013, 12:12:37 pm
Lol. This might get funny.

WW3, USA comes in all guns blazing to reclaim what.. copyright claims?

:lol:
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Vexus on January 27, 2013, 12:27:39 pm
"We got missiles that could shoot a fly out the sky.. No worries"

No amount of facepalms is enough.
Title: Re: RIP USA
Post by: Kafein on January 27, 2013, 08:17:39 pm
Quote from: Christo on January 27, 2013, 12:14:07 pm
WW3, USA comes in all guns blazing to reclaim what.. copyright claims?

:lol:

"Culture" is a significant amount of the USA's GDP and commercial balance.