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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Leshma on January 19, 2013, 12:12:36 am

Title: Looking for a wife
Post by: Leshma on January 19, 2013, 12:12:36 am
I know this is not the best place to search for a life long partner but ever since my girlfriend left me I've been very lonely and these young girls don't understand me at all. My need to spend all available free time playing cRPG. Therefore, I have decided to try my luck in this community.

She has to be pretty, funny, high level, good with all weapons, balanced and to have decently sized rack. I can live with her bitchy side, I myself am bipolar so we'll work that out together. Having sense of humour would be awesome but I know that's very rare trait these days so I don't expect it or demand it.

Another condition, she has to be fertile. I want kids and I want them badly.

GAY STOP!

Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 19, 2013, 12:20:00 am
._.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Leshma on January 19, 2013, 12:23:19 am
Added wife search helper poll. My biological clock is ticking and I ain't getting any younger.

Call me gals, +381643267312

<3
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 19, 2013, 12:25:25 am
girls in crpg community?
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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 19, 2013, 12:56:02 am
http://adultfriendfinder.com/

There u go
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 19, 2013, 01:25:16 am
Leshma you should become gay and marry Vibe.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Umbra on January 19, 2013, 02:25:01 am
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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Araxiel on January 19, 2013, 03:30:02 am
Wait what Leshma is a MAN????
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 19, 2013, 03:45:07 am
Leshma, I'll get a sex change and marry you if you give me half your looms and gold and exp.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Vexus on January 19, 2013, 03:55:31 am
Ask gnjus to wear the wedding dress on and arrange an online marriage in the duel server.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 19, 2013, 09:59:21 am
the warrpiest will do the wedding!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Torben on January 19, 2013, 10:06:11 am
bring bak crossdressing,  schnell schnell!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Wiltzu on January 19, 2013, 10:15:42 am
Silly shemales...
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 19, 2013, 12:18:47 pm
Quote from: Torben on January 19, 2013, 10:06:11 am
bring bak crossdressing,  schnell schnell!

ALLE GAYS RAUS!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 19, 2013, 12:53:00 pm
im gay
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: wayyyyyne on January 19, 2013, 01:59:03 pm
you forgot to say the magic words, Leshma

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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 20, 2013, 12:28:40 am
Asca is female, gogog Leshma try your luck.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Leshma on January 20, 2013, 12:33:25 am
From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 20, 2013, 02:44:39 am
Quote from: Leshma on January 20, 2013, 12:33:25 am
From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.

Vic is flat too.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Kafein on January 20, 2013, 12:33:55 pm
Fact : there are more "wife/partner of *player*" playing cRPG than single women.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on January 20, 2013, 12:53:05 pm
Haze looking for a wife too, doesn't matter if you are male/female. I'm gonna take a divorce after 1month and take 50% of your gold, looms and mental health, in words of Eddie Murphy "I WANT HALF!".
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Umbra on January 20, 2013, 01:01:41 pm
Quote from: Leshma on January 20, 2013, 12:33:25 am
From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.

Ill share two wise Croatian proverbs concerning this:

Pica nema lica (A pussy has no face)
Rupa je rupa (A hole is a hole)
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on January 20, 2013, 01:09:54 pm
I'll share three wise finnish proverbs concerning this:

Pillu se on pulullakin. (Even a pidgeon has a pussy)
Reikä se on rinkelilläkin. (There's a hole in the bagel also)
Ronkelit runkkaa. (Choosy goes for the hand)
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 20, 2013, 01:21:27 pm
Looking for wife lvl 20-30 with Warrior class
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 20, 2013, 03:35:11 pm
Tbh the perfect GF/Wife is something like this..


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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Conquisitore on January 20, 2013, 09:08:37 pm
Quote from: Achrylon on January 04, 2013, 01:38:11 pm
oh ich hab ne schwester? lol hab sie immer für meinen bruder gehalten  :lol:

In the german forum someone is selling his sister
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Cepeshi on January 20, 2013, 09:15:45 pm
My flatmate says: It is all about 200grams of pissed out meat (or something in similar, as in, the pussy is the same, no matter the package)  :mrgreen:

Goodluck Leshma, even tho, i think you might have better chance as gay.

PS: Asca is not THAT flat, come on.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: LordBerenger on January 20, 2013, 09:37:31 pm
Quote from: Cepeshi on January 20, 2013, 09:15:45 pm
My flatmate says: It is all about 200grams of pissed out meat (or something in similar, as in, the pussy is the same, no matter the package)  :mrgreen:

Goodluck Leshma, even tho, i think you might have better chance as gay.

PS: Asca is not THAT flat, come on.

That's incredibly sexist and i will report you to the police
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Cepeshi on January 20, 2013, 09:37:58 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on January 20, 2013, 09:37:31 pm
That's incredibly sexist and i will report you to the police

PLEASE NO I DONT WANT TO GET BANNED FROM INTERWEBS
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Rumblood on January 21, 2013, 07:58:58 am
A Mexican guy I once knew told me this:

En la noche todos los gatos son black in spanishs (At night all cats are black) - Meaning its all the same.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: pingpong on January 21, 2013, 03:48:08 pm
I really thought leshma was a lesbian chick, MINDBLOWN
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on January 22, 2013, 01:55:45 pm
Nobody wants to fuck an ugly chick. Fact.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Umbra on January 22, 2013, 02:03:13 pm
You can always marry Palmela Handerson
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: djavo on January 26, 2013, 11:41:43 pm
http://www.index.hr/gc/profil/324/jelena-petrovic.aspx (http://www.index.hr/gc/profil/324/jelena-petrovic.aspx)

Tvoja je za 20 eura, javi do sutra ili ide u mesnicu.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Araxiel on January 29, 2013, 10:24:56 pm
Found a possible candidate for you Leshma. I am pretty sure you guys gonna be an awesome couple. She is Turkish btw.

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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Leshma on January 29, 2013, 10:41:25 pm
Batgirl :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: Christo on January 31, 2013, 08:45:00 pm
Quote from: Leshma on January 29, 2013, 10:41:25 pm
Batgirl :lol:

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 31, 2013, 11:08:26 pm
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Title: Re: Looking for a wife
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 31, 2013, 11:20:30 pm
ms grohl is so dreamy

Lesh have you tried the real world?  Or maybe an online dating site?  Anything would be better than a game forum :P