Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 09, 2013, 02:05:24 am
Title: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 09, 2013, 02:05:24 am
THERE ONCE WAS A GREAT BRAVE HERO NAMED SMOOTHRICH, HE WAS SORTA FUCKED UP AND WANTED A BIRD AS HIS BITCH BUT THEN ANOTHER BIRD FLEW DOWN FROM THE SKY THE CANARY SUNG IT'S DISGUSTING CRY AND BRAVE HERO SMOOTHRICH FOUGHT VALORIOUSLY BUT CANARY TOOK THE BULLSHIT TO LITERALLY AND THUS WITH HIS BEAK HE TORE OUT SMOOTHS TONGUE IT WAS A SAD DAY, WE THOUGHT BIRDS HAD WON NOT EVEN KESHES CHEATING COULD THE HEROES DEFEAT BUT AN ADMINS EVIL POWERS MADE THE GOD HIMSELF WEEP
SO MORK THE GOAT GOD SENT DOWN RAIN, AND THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND IT STRUCK CANARIES MAIN AN ETERNAL CURSE THE BIRDS PUNISHMENT MORK WOULDN'T ACCEPT IT IF HE TRIED TO REPENT
AND SMOOTHRICH WAS INSPIRED ONCE MORE HE CHARGED STRAIGHT AHEAD TO BURN FALLENS LORE AND IN THE BURNING LIBRARY HE FOUND HIS TONGUE HE STITCHED IT BACK ON AND THE HEROES HAD WON THE CANARY WOULD OF COURSE TRY AGAIN BUT SMOOTHRICH WAS TO MIGHTY TO BE DEFEATED BY BIRDS OR MEN NOT EVEN SPERGS WITH HORSES AND LANCES AGAINST SMOOTHRICH STOOD ANY CHANCES
AND SOON OUR KING HOME SHALL RETURN THE CANARY LOCKED AS ASHED INSIDE AN URN AND FOR HIS HEROISM HE SHALL BE CROWNED AND MILLIONS WENT AGAINST HIM AND MILLIONS GOT PWNED ALL HAIL KING SMOOTHRICH!!!
USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
Post by: Dr_Pockets on January 09, 2013, 05:04:04 am
Title: Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
Post by: Emotion on February 18, 2013, 05:25:28 pm
wtf just happened? is this real? where am i? ohhhh god...
Title: Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 18, 2013, 10:24:31 pm
I've written this poem in the honor of the return of our king.
IT WAS ONLY A FEW DAYS, SINCE KING SMOOTHRICH’ LAST MUTE. IN THE MEANTIME, KESH HAD PROVEN HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS A DUDE, AND THAT DUDE WASN’T RHALZO, THAT DUDE WAS HIMSELF. KESH HAD BOUGHT TWO M&Bs, THEY’RE BOTH ON HIS SHELF! NOW OUR KING HAS RETURNED, TO JUSTICE SEEK! HIS SPIRITS ARE REAWAKENED, BY TAKING A PEAK, ON KESHES WICKED BODY, HALF MAN, HALF CHICK, IT WAS NOW CLEAR, THAT KESH WAS A MULTIACCOUNTING DICK. BUT WE ALREADY KNEW, THE KING TOLD US BEFORE! NOW HE RALLIES US TOGETHER! AGAINST KESH WE BRING WAR!
NOW KESH IS ON THE RUN, TKOV TOO, THEIR PUNISHMENT FROM KING SMOOTHRICH, IS DUE! AND EVERY SPERG DEAD, LIKE SANDS IN THE DESERT, SMOOTHRICH DID IT, HE CAST FORTH A PLAGUE, BY BRIBING A WIZARD.