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Title: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Andy on November 28, 2012, 05:02:18 am
December 21st 2012? A friday. The last day of school for me before winter break. I guess the saying "You can rest when you're dead" has suddenly gotten a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Havoco on November 28, 2012, 08:07:20 am
Ask the teachers if u could watch ancient aliens for 12.21.12
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: LordBerenger on November 28, 2012, 08:13:30 am
December 21st 2012? A friday. The last day of school for me before winter break. I guess the saying "You can rest when you're dead" has suddenly gotten a whole new meaning.

Call in sick. I'm sure they understand you don't want to be inside a school when the zombie apocalypse breaks out.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Christo on November 28, 2012, 12:22:53 pm
Perfect time to blast that Rebecca Black "song".

It's the Apocalypse anyway, right?
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Kirbyy on December 02, 2012, 09:11:04 am
Call in sick. I'm sure they understand you don't want to be inside a school when the zombie apocalypse breaks out.

you really made me become extremely paranoid.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 02, 2012, 12:08:15 pm
you really made me become extremely paranoid.s

Protip. Stack up on bandage, syringes with clean blood, empty syringes, canned food, bottled fresh clean water, flashlights, lighters, batteries, and try to find any kind of weapons available (Knives, Guns, Lead pipes, baseball bats, axes whatever).
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Leshma on December 02, 2012, 12:49:26 pm
I've found good hideout nearby. It's some shelter carved into the pretty big hill. When I was passing by, I thought how that place could become pretty important in case of zombie outbreak or good ol' fashioned nuclear apocalypse.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Casimir on December 02, 2012, 05:31:26 pm
ordering a flail, a sword and a metric shit ton of beans for the apocalypse.  Come get some...
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 02, 2012, 05:33:01 pm
ordering a flail, a sword and a metric shit ton of beans for the apocalypse.  Come get some...

Flail is a bad choice. The possibility of it getting stuck into the zombies head is quite high and then before you get it out you get ambushed by more zombies.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Weewum on December 02, 2012, 05:48:19 pm
Or, even worse, hitting yourself or a hard object with it, this could do you a lot of arm, and cause a lot of noise alerting nearby zombies to your presence.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Christo on December 02, 2012, 07:25:51 pm
ordering a flail, a sword and a metric shit ton of beans for the apocalypse.  Come get some...

Get a mace/hammer, any bludgeoning weapon really.

Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Casimir on December 02, 2012, 07:50:15 pm
Flail is a bad choice. The possibility of it getting stuck into the zombies head is quite high and then before you get it out you get ambushed by more zombies.

Hence the sword

Or, even worse, hitting yourself or a hard object with it, this could do you a lot of arm, and cause a lot of noise alerting nearby zombies to your presence.

Only if you suck.  #proflail2k12
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 02, 2012, 07:51:19 pm
Hence the sword

Only if you suck.  #proflail2k12

Still sucks. It's almost a must for a zombie apocalypse to bring a shotgun with you.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Tibe on December 02, 2012, 08:54:58 pm
Protip. Stack up on bandage, syringes with clean blood, empty syringes, canned food, bottled fresh clean water, flashlights, lighters, batteries, and try to find any kind of weapons available (Knives, Guns, Lead pipes, baseball bats, axes whatever).

Pffft, fuck that. Powergenerator and PC with Warband installed. Time to play more single player.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Casimir on December 02, 2012, 09:32:22 pm
Still sucks. It's almost a must for a zombie apocalypse to bring a shotgun with you.

pussy bitch, shotguns are for chumps.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 02, 2012, 09:55:23 pm
pussy bitch, shotguns are for chumps.


kk. Have fun getting ur brain turned into mashed POOOOTATOOOES!
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: TurmoilTom on December 02, 2012, 10:48:37 pm
Why get a flail or a sword when you can get a shotgun?

I can't be the only person who considered stocking on firearms and shit, can I?

EDIT: NVM


pussy bitch, shotguns are for chumps.

The chumps will be the only ones left alive with that attitude.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Casimir on December 02, 2012, 10:55:16 pm
Why get a flail or a sword when you can get a shotgun?

I can't be the only person who considered stocking on firearms and shit, can I?

EDIT: NVM


The chumps will be the only ones left alive with that attitude.

You fail to appreciate that the apocalypse means all must die, so might as well do it with style.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Weewum on December 03, 2012, 04:24:47 am
When you think of it, a courser, great lance, and a crossbow and a stack of bolts and pickaxe is all you would need, get into melee? Pull outa pick, large horde? Couch em.  Other person, snipe em.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Christo on December 03, 2012, 07:30:44 pm
When you think of it, a courser, great lance, and a crossbow and a stack of bolts and pickaxe is all you would need, get into melee? Pull outa pick, large horde? Couch em.  Other person, snipe em.

Sounds good but the Lance would break/get stuck in your first contact, other than that it's pretty solid.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Taser on December 05, 2012, 01:17:56 am
This makes me want a end of the world-like event for crpg with players being zombies and a few people being the surviving humans with a hunting xbow and a limited amount of bolts.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Butan on December 05, 2012, 05:33:19 am
This makes me want a end of the world-like event for crpg with players being zombies and a few people being the surviving humans with a hunting xbow and a limited amount of bolts.

In Napoleonic Wars there is a kind of "manual" gamemode that we call "Zombie".


You use a team deathmatch / siege / whatever gamemode that have infinite spawn.
1 or 2 or max 3 guys begin in the "zombie team" (can be whatever side): they have to use ONLY melee weapons on foot, and dont know how to open doors, or deploy equipment.
ALL the rest goes into the other team, and can camp like bitches, use ranged weapons, close doors and shit like that.


Fact is: when a zombie kill a human, the player killed go to zombie team.

Human team always start strong and slowly gets overwhelmed by new players becoming zombies  :mrgreen:



When everyone obey the rules it can be quite funny :D Have to use teamspeak to coordinate shit and enforce them rules though or it can get chaotic fast.


(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Bobthehero on December 05, 2012, 06:10:54 am
Haven't got school on a friday for a year.

University might have it flaws, but 3 days week-end help.

Edit: My avatar is gone? Weeeeeeeeeeeeell fuck
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 05, 2012, 11:52:27 am
Slow Zombies: Mace>Shotgun
Fast Zombies: Shotgun>Mace
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Conquisitore on December 06, 2012, 09:53:21 pm
Take a great maul and hit through the door when thez are coming, or a horse and a bow and lots and lots of arrows
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: Kafein on December 06, 2012, 10:28:07 pm
In case of zombie apocalypse, immediately find an old bicycle, go to the nearest airstrip and start killing other people with a 0.50 sniper.
Title: Re: I don't even get out of school for the end of the world.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 07, 2012, 12:12:29 am
Duck and cover.