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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 05:21:28 am

Title: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 05:21:28 am
BIRD CLAN delivered terms of peace to their long hated enemy LLJK.  The terms were simple, complete disbanding of their dead empire, with all fiefs and population handed over into BIRD CLAN control.  LLJK has made the wise decision, perhaps their first one ever, and agreed to the terms of peace.

LLJK is no more.  They are dead.  I have accepted some of their members into BIRD CLAN to work off their previous transgressions against BIRD CLAN, but the clan itself and all its ideals and policies are dead.  Goons may be members of BIRD, but not all members are goons.  Anyone may join BIRD CLAN, as it has always been, if they are cool enough to be in BIRD CLAN.  Furthermore, BIRD CLAN is not affiliated with any past friendships or hostilities that LLJK collected.  Any agreements you had with them died with them.  As supreme lord deity of BIRD CLAN I am currently assembling from within my ranks a council of the willing and able who subscribe to the ideals of BIRD CLAN and who are authorized to act to defend the homeland without hesitation.

Currently as we transition BIRD CLAN will have a waiting time for vassalage applications.

BIRD CLAN has destroyed its sworn enemy without spilling a drop of blood.  Let that be a warning for those who oppose us.
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: Espwn on November 15, 2012, 05:24:50 am
BIRD CLAN


Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: Gmnotutoo on November 15, 2012, 05:39:36 am
My Godking! I am your weapon. If thine enemy refuses to acknowledge your omnipotence, guide me and I shall mediate judgement to the heretics.

Blessed is He who is my Lord, Savior of all Calradia,
May the people peacefully accept your rule,
If blasphemy and hostilies is spoken of you,
I harken ye to direct thy wrathful hand,
And I shall pay tribute with the blood of the wicked.

AMENUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: Kelugarn on November 15, 2012, 05:59:13 am
CAW CAW BIRD CLAN #1.
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: Spanish on November 15, 2012, 06:09:59 am
Is partyboy a bird and if he is what kind....? Currently avoiding writing my essay!



And no mas goons :O who will entertain me now!

Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 06:14:04 am
Quote from: Spanish on November 15, 2012, 06:09:59 am
Is partyboy a bird and if he is what kind....? Currently avoiding writing my essay!



And no mas goons :O who will entertain me now!



Some familiar faces may be assigned diplomacy roles on the forums.  They will be hand selected for their ability to cause mental breakdowns in enemy leaders.
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: Keshian on November 15, 2012, 06:35:56 am
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus BIRD clan!!!!"

We are a always ready to heed the brutal words of our overpowering Godking to whom we tremble in ectsasy at the thought of being his willing suicide bombers!!
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: a_bear_irl on November 15, 2012, 07:17:54 am
Quote from: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 06:14:04 am
Some familiar faces may be assigned diplomacy roles on the forums.  They will be hand selected for their ability to cause mental breakdowns in enemy leaders.

is goate still banned?
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 15, 2012, 07:36:55 am
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CAW CAW
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: dodnet on November 15, 2012, 08:07:27 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsU_zXphuk#t=1m05s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsU_zXphuk#t=1m05s)

Just watched that episode yesterday  :D
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: LordBerenger on November 15, 2012, 09:48:33 am
Quote from: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 06:14:04 am
Some familiar faces may be assigned diplomacy roles on the forums.  They will be hand selected for their ability to cause mental breakdowns in enemy leaders.

I managed to break Weeaboo clans former leaders into retreat and what became their mental breakdowns.

Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: EyeBeat on November 15, 2012, 01:23:52 pm
Post ur group shots of bird clan

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Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: LordBerenger on November 15, 2012, 01:34:21 pm
Also R.I.P LLJK

Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 15, 2012, 04:17:21 pm
Quote from: EyeBeat on November 15, 2012, 01:23:52 pm
Post ur group shots of bird clan


Already did.
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 04:52:00 pm
Reminder for you guys to change your forum tags, they are currently offending me.
Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 05:21:59 pm
BIRD CLAN hostile takeover after party

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Title: Re: LLJK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE BIRD CLAN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 16, 2012, 03:01:30 am
What kind of loser nerd says LLJK instead of LL Cool J?