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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 07:18:58 pm

Title: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 07:18:58 pm: Remnant Mercenary Contracts: because pilgrims settle, you don't.
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Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 14, 2012, 07:35:34 pm: I would like to buy some tickets.
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Post by: Tanken on November 14, 2012, 07:43:52 pm: Damn you bastards, this is what KUTT was going to come back and do.
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 14, 2012, 07:44:14 pm: Will you accept a contract for an employer to pay you to throw a fight against yourself against said employer, or alternatively have an employer hire you to attack said employer and do your best?
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Malaclypse on November 14, 2012, 07:46:01 pm: Inb4 Remnant army hired to attack Remnant army. The best part about hiring two is you'd only have to pay for one!
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 07:54:31 pm: Or you can save yourself money by hiring an army that can take a castle.
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Post by: Malaclypse on November 14, 2012, 07:55:49 pm: Quote from: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 07:54:31 pm
Or you can save yourself money by hiring an army that can take a castle.

No army should ever have to attack that castle again man, but if you want to work pro bono go for it.
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Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 08:34:02 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 08:53:09 pm: Welcome to the Merc Club fellas. Glad to see you here on my side(figuratively).
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Post by: Dexxtaa on November 14, 2012, 09:05:00 pm: Very funny Malaclypse.

Hence "reviewing and accepting"

That said, I personally wouldn't kill the pilgrims.

Filthy peasants, on the other hand.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 14, 2012, 09:13:46 pm: Quote from: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 08:34:02 pm
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mercenary (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mercenary)

True story.

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Money Back Guarantee. If we don't get the job done, you don't pay. Simple as that.

True Story.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 09:54:14 pm: I'm glad I have some fat nerds double checking this for me, but a compensatory transaction for an incomplete contract is not equal to "pro bono". Hop off.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 14, 2012, 10:28:10 pm: Quote from: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 09:54:14 pm
I'm glad I have some fat nerds double checking this for me, but a compensatory transaction for an incomplete contract is not equal to "pro bono". Hop off.

God damnit, foiled by the Remnant Paralegals again.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 10:48:08 pm: Heh. Mercs like their money. Don't try and cheat a Mercenary out of his money. 8-) :lol:
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Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 10:52:55 pm: Quote from: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 10:48:08 pm
Heh. Mercs like their money. Don't try and cheat a Mercenary out of his money. 8-) :lol:

Mercs that take too many risks (AKA pissing off the wrong faction) might however lose their money again and everything else they own on top faster than they can say "don'tfuckwithremnants" :wink:
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Post by: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 10:55:18 pm: You see Dyna, that's the problem with you guys. I don't care. So what if I lose my castle, my army and all else? I'm having fun being a small guy doing what he's paid to do. I'm paid for something, I do it. I don't care if it causes a war or not. I DO NOT BREAK MY WORD. PERIOD.

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If you reinforce Hair_KUTT for their illegal trade in our territory, I will consider it an act of war and siege your castle.

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It doesnt matter, they need to ask permission before they can cross the territory. Otherwise they are seen as intent to trade in a none-trade zone. This is a war declaration with Remnants and Allies.

Also, I've paid all debts I've incurred to remnant as required. I did what NH told me to do. Followed Kesh's orders to the letter. I do all i say I will. Once it's posted, It's done. I never have, and never will, back off a deal I have made. Otherwise how can I be a mercenary?
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 10:58:44 pm: Quote from: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 10:55:18 pm
I DO NOT BREAK MY WORD. PERIOD.

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This is a war declaration with Remnants and Allies.

As do we.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 11:06:26 pm: You're not a mercenary. You are a ticket generator. In no way shape or form do you command battles or fill a rosters with competent fighters. Kutt will have to explain why they are marching trade goods towards our fiefs, which is seen as intent to trade until proven otherwise.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 14, 2012, 11:09:39 pm: Quote from: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 11:06:26 pm
You're not a mercenary. You are a ticket generator. In no way shape or form do you command battles or fill a rosters with competent fighters. Kutt will have to explain why they are marching trade goods towards our fiefs, which is seen as intent to trade until proven otherwise.

Huh? I think i get your meaning. If you are saying I don't have people to merc for me(as a clan) then yes. I do not.

But I do sell my army out for someone else to command if they want it.(IE buying tickets) Kutt decided to do that for lots of money. And I did command a battle(ME v PM of Canada) and did splendidly. Though The reinforcement may get cancelled as Hair is not coming online so I can't do shit except sit there.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Chestaclese on November 15, 2012, 01:46:42 am: Warning: Your merc Remnant army will not feel obligated to adhere to armor or weapon restrictions but will use instead the armor and weapons best suited to strike a pose and start the latest fashion trend.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Bronto on November 15, 2012, 02:53:50 am: 2 gold for your armies. So far best offer on here, the rest are just comments not pertaining to hiring. Also, dex knows I've the gold, I'm weebo's squire, and mechanix is fat.

BOOM got em.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 05:40:15 am: Quote from: Brontosauce on November 15, 2012, 02:53:50 am
*gottem
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Post by: Bronto on November 15, 2012, 12:34:25 pm: Quote from: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 05:40:15 am

The deal is off, since you're going to sit here and correct my spelling from a cell phone. You could've been 2M gold (silly phone was supposed to million) richer but ya blew it!
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Post by: Carthage on November 15, 2012, 02:00:48 pm: OP is just full of win :D
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 02:49:54 pm: Quote from: Brontosauce on November 15, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
The deal is off, since you're going to sit here and correct my spelling from a cell phone. You could've been 2M gold (silly phone was supposed to million) richer but ya blew it!

gottme :(
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Gristle on November 15, 2012, 03:06:48 pm: If Coalition would hire Remnant for 1 Tilbaut Castle siege a week, well that would just be great! I love playing defense on that castle. The more often I can, the better!
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 03:17:58 pm: Quote from: Gristle on November 15, 2012, 03:06:48 pm
If Coalition would hire Remnant for 1 Tilbaut Castle siege a week, well that would just be great! I love playing defense on that castle. The more often I can, the better!

We would first have to give the castle back to them after every attack though :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Zildjan on November 15, 2012, 06:30:48 pm: Quote from: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 03:17:58 pm
We would first have to give the castle back to them after every attack though :wink: :wink:

History would suggest differently. 8-) Archer brigade!!!
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 15, 2012, 06:42:23 pm: We should hire Remnant and just threaten our foes with an ultimatum: Attack our castle or we sic Remnant on you! Certain death either way.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Boss_Awesome on November 15, 2012, 06:53:45 pm: Quote from: Gristle on November 15, 2012, 03:06:48 pm
If Coalition would hire Remnant for 1 Tilbaut Castle siege a week, well that would just be great! I love playing defense on that castle. The more often I can, the better!
Sounds expensive. We could just piss more clans off instead and get sieged for free.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: BaleOhay on November 15, 2012, 07:22:07 pm: Fcc would come show how it is done... but we takes cities.. no need to slum on little castles
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 07:39:10 pm: Quote from: Tears of Destiny on November 15, 2012, 06:42:23 pm
We should hire Remnant and just threaten our foes with an ultimatum: Attack our castle or we sic Remnant on you! Certain death either way.

You could just hire us to dangle our oversized e-peens from your castle walls. That combined with the many Fallen "fan clubs" out there should attract all kinds of challengers :wink:
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Spanish on November 15, 2012, 07:59:00 pm: Can I just hire dynamike....errebody would be jelly of that.
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Post by: Dexxtaa on November 15, 2012, 08:16:43 pm: Quote from: Boss_Awesome on November 15, 2012, 06:53:45 pm
Sounds expensive. We could just piss more clans off instead and get sieged for free.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SETTLING, SIR.
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Post by: ArysOakheart on November 15, 2012, 08:18:43 pm: Quote from: BaleOhay on November 15, 2012, 07:22:07 pm
Fcc would come show how it is done... but we takes cities.. no need to slum on little castles

I uhh....wouldn't mind a castle.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 10:10:08 pm: That's the difference between a friend:
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Can I just hire dynamike....errebody would be jelly of that.

and a brother:
Quote from: Dexxtaa on November 15, 2012, 08:16:43 pm
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SETTLING, SIR.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Zildjan on November 16, 2012, 06:38:37 pm: Quote from: Boss_Awesome on November 15, 2012, 06:53:45 pm
Sounds expensive. We could just piss more clans off instead and get sieged for free.

So... just our normal tactics then?
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Weewum on November 17, 2012, 08:07:47 pm: I would like a list of prices and people you are willing to send armies to go after.
Title: Re: Remnant Mercenary Army Contracts
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 18, 2012, 09:14:19 am: Chaos Siege Warfare in a Nutshell