We understand not everyone can handle the intense training of the SAS. That is why we are looking for the best of the best. The SAS demands each troop be disciplined in marksmanship, survivability, infiltration, close-quarters combat, and most importantly, following god damn orders. If you are lacking in any of these areas and you are not willing to learn, then get your happy ass the fuck out of my barracks! For everyone else, send me a lovely message with your age, level, generation, and why you are interested in becoming one of the meanest motherfuckers on this donkey blessed earth. If I accept your application, we will schedule an appointment where you will present yourself in uniform and stand at attention for inspection.