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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on October 13, 2012, 09:12:26 am

Title: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 13, 2012, 09:12:26 am
As we are Free Peasants, sadly we cannot accommodate Neckbeards. This means anyone who does not give the Free Peasants information on their intent to sell/buy in our fiefs, shall be enlisted in the holy tomb of Neckbeard.

The fellows names found in the Holy Tomb of Neckbeard shall not be forgotten, and we shall strike you with a peasant-like fashion. A fashion in which should not be taken lightly.

Let last Strat speak for our Peasantry.
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Edit: This did not mean sell/buy more shit bear meat in our fiefs!


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Tomb of Neckbeards:

-Fallen_Loki: Quit being a neckbeard.




fabulous image brought to you by Elder Peasant Turkhammer.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Knute on October 16, 2012, 08:03:19 pm
A powerful statement about freedom, about neckbeards, about the state of the game. 

There's nothing more to be said.  I can only bump.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Taser on October 16, 2012, 11:59:41 pm
Lol the bears can't spell.


















Also you need these. This'll keep people from buying bear meat.

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Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 17, 2012, 01:23:04 am
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We shall start breeding our bears with Betsy the fabulous horse. I believe the outcome will be similar to that of the picture.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Spanish on October 17, 2012, 01:28:54 am
Poor Betsy having to be old and still used as a breeding machine Cept this time its bears going at it. So much sadness
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Taser on October 17, 2012, 01:48:22 am
An excellent idea Arys. That shall be a mighty lineage. I wish you good luck with your breeding program.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Garem on October 17, 2012, 03:45:09 am
Dude, Arys, we talked like 3 weeks ago. At that time you told me you'd have Uslum and that other one would be ready in "a week or so".

I waited over a week and sent Loki on his way.

Here's the notice- come talk to me from now on, not Loki. He's a bum who never checks the forum. I manage NA Fallen's Trading.

If it's a diplomatic concern, talk to Tears_of_Destiny.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Turkhammer on October 17, 2012, 05:10:52 am
Quote from: Garem on October 17, 2012, 03:45:09 am
Dude, Arys, we talked like 3 weeks ago. At that time you told me you'd have Uslum and that other one would be ready in "a week or so".

I waited over a week and sent Loki on his way.

Here's the notice- come talk to me from now on, not Loki. He's a bum who never checks the forum. I manage NA Fallen's Trading.

If it's a diplomatic concern, talk to Tears_of_Destiny.

Arys the Elder is often in his cups these days.  I shall forward this to him.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 17, 2012, 07:34:34 am
Quote from: Garem on October 17, 2012, 03:45:09 am
Dude, Arys, we talked like 3 weeks ago. At that time you told me you'd have Uslum and that other one would be ready in "a week or so".

I waited over a week and sent Loki on his way.

Here's the notice- come talk to me from now on, not Loki. He's a bum who never checks the forum. I manage NA Fallen's Trading.

If it's a diplomatic concern, talk to Tears_of_Destiny.

Alright well, i'm not sure what Loki's doing. He was here a couple of weeks ago, attacked Uslum on accident, and I messaged him to give his goods back but didn't get a reply. Now he showed up a week ago and has been loafing around in Uslum, and now in Shulus. Does he want to sell his goods in Shulus? Send me a PM.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: OssumPawesome on October 17, 2012, 08:23:27 pm
I am prepared to dole out the swift and equitable justice of the proletariat.  Send me a message if you require my pitchfork.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Shadowren on October 17, 2012, 08:42:12 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on October 13, 2012, 09:12:26 am
-Fallen_Loki: Quit being a neckbeard.

I don't think this is possible.

P.S- Can i have some bear pelts?
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: Kelugarn on October 17, 2012, 09:30:36 pm
Our swift and drunken righteous peasant armies will pound any loitering neckbeards into ground as if they were but a herd of goats.
Title: Re: Free Peasant lands does not mean Free Neckbeard Lands.
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 23, 2012, 12:50:44 am
I can haz bear meat?